Time passes evenly.
More than half a month has passed in Wangxian Valley, and Yunxiao and Wangyuechu have become good sisters.
On this day, she and Mochizuki were lying on rocking chairs in fashionable clothes and enjoying the sun.
Cuihua came over and tugged at her skirt a little: "Master, is the skirt you recommended for us a little too short?"
Mochizuki said lightly: "My sister recommended it, why don't you short it, you jungle bumpkin."
Mrs. Mei muttered: "It's a little short and a little leaky."
Wangyue squinted: "You Qing Dynasty old ladies are really hard to kill."
The other old ladies asked: "Is it too leaky?"
Mochizuki narrowed her eyes: "You idiots, my sister took me to bleach my armpit hair in various colors these days, so go ahead and envy me!"
"You are only over 500 years old now, don't let it slip. When you are old, you will show off your ruffles?"
"If I weren't not skilled enough, I would still want to dye this thing on my head green. If you ask me, all the second-born women in the village would dare to show it off than you!"
"Yes, yes." Yun Xiao suddenly turned around and put a fiery red slit stepmother skirt in Wangyue's hand: "Friendship is worth ten thousand spiritual stones."
Mochizuki held her hand excitedly: "Okay sisters, always think of me when you have good things!"
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Another quarter of an hour passed.
Wangyue: "It's time for the magic weapon to be born."
Yun Xiao: "Well, do you want to go take a look?"
Mochizuki: "Do you want to go?"
Yun Xiao: "I'm looking at you."
Mochizuki: "You go ahead, I'm lazy and cancer is attacking, that thing is hard to catch."
Yun Xiao: "No wonder my spiritual power is back."
She stepped on the hot wheel like a gust of wind and rushed out, and several senior brothers also joined her!
Xiao Ze from the opposite side also came back and roared: "Yun Xiao! You are shameless and use the back door!"
"When you left, the gods said four words to me." Yun Xiao narrowed his eyes: "People and dogs have different paths."
Xiao Ze:! ! ! ! ! !
Qu Yunyang leaned close to her ear: "Little junior sister, now that your spiritual power has been restored, I have a good idea."
"you say."
The two behaved like dogs.
Qu Yunyang: "You should still have that Tie Tie Dan that is immune to damage?"
He pointed at Xiao Ze and the others below: "Put a rope on their noses. I'll ride Xiao Ze, the third junior brother will ride Wen Dan, you ride Yunshang, and let the senior brother and fourth junior brother grab the magic weapon."
Yun Xiao patted him on the shoulder: "Good idea!"
under.
"Elder brother, Yun Xiao is really scary, you..." Wen Dan said tremblingly.
Xiao Ze sneered and glared at him: "I am already in the late stage of the Golden Elixir, will I be afraid of her?"
Wen Dan wanted to cry.
He didn't know whether the senior brother was afraid of him, but he really didn't want to cause trouble!
However, the next second, a rope suddenly appeared on their noses! ! ! !
"What the hell?"
"Is there a string on your nose?"
Xiao Ze and the others gritted their teeth and tried to get the rope off their noses, but before they could get it off, there was a sudden weight on their necks!
Turning around, Yunyang, Jian Qianxiao and Yun Xiao, sat on their necks one by one.
"Yun Xiao, get down here!" Yun Shang was going crazy.
But Yun Xiao is not a normal person.
She happily pulled the rope around Yunshang's nose, and the two jio clamped tighter: "Listen to me, a mount without a ring on its nose will not be obedient. Don't worry, I am a very gentle master. Except I won’t do anything unscrupulous even if I sit on your head~”
Yun Shang started jumping up and down crazily, unable to hold down like a pig about to eat during the New Year.
Xiao Ze's nose was pulled: bulging!
Wen Dan burst into tears: `)゜゜.
Qu Yunyang is happy: 乁(˙ω˙乁)
Jian Qianxiao is happy: ().
Shi Yubai and Jiang Xingzhou chased the magic weapon and flew all over the sky on hot wheels.
The villagers of Zhongwangxian Valley were stunned when they saw the explosion:? ? ? ! ! !
Damn it, who the hell is sitting on someone’s neck and laughing?
Unique Yun Xiao: "."
She looked down at the pig eating the table: "Can you be more sensible? Isn't it just a ride?"
Yun Shang stared at her with scarlet eyes.
She will definitely let her father kill Yun Xiao, and she will make Yun Xiao die a miserable death!
"Do you think I treat you well?" Yun Xiao didn't care about her pink eye and asked with a smile.
Yun Shang is extremely vicious: "I'm going to f*ck you" (having a very high vaginal content)
Yun Shang cursed: "I will never let you go!"
"So fierce." Yun Xiao thought: "You seemed to have said the same thing at the beginning. Xiao Ze told me for you, isn't it just a leg and a spiritual root?"
Yun Shang was jumping around like a dead pig, but Yun Xiao was motionless.
Wangwang: "Hmph." This is a shameless woman!
Yun Xiao: "There is nothing we can do. The 140,000 people in the Tianjian Sect have all disarmed, and not one of them is a man."
"Hmph, hum." Wangwang nodded in agreement.
Yun Xiao looked down at the pigs eating the mat again. Sitting on pigs was so boring.
"Let's talk?" Yun Xiao asked with interest.
Wangwang:?
What's there to talk about with a bad woman?
Yun Shang sneered: "I have nothing to say to you."
"Do you like me?"
"I*************"
Yun Shang made another series of beeps. Without her admirers to hear them, she was not so fragile.
Tsk!
Yun Xiao: "Don't think that I don't remember that when we were studying together, you even farted at me just to be with Xiao Ze. In just half an hour, you farted no less than a dozen times. I was stopped after a while of studying. Smoke it, why can you do it so regularly?"
"Obviously Xiao Ze is on your right, why are you leaning on Xiao Ze's arm with your butt tilted and poofing at me? It's all stuffy and there's no sound at all. What did I do wrong?"
Xiao Ze, who happened to hear Yun Xiao's speech when the dead pig jumped over, said: "."
What?
So it turns out that Junior Sister Yun Shang has done such a thing?
She told him at that time that it was Yun Xiao who released it!
Qu Yunyang pulled Xiao Ze's nose and exaggerated: "You are so unjust, little junior sister. If it were me, I would just tell you to fart over there for a while, so that I can take a breath."
Yun Shang's eyes were about to split: "Shut up!"
However, Qu Yunyang and Yun Xiao were still talking animatedly.
Why are you farting so much that you are dying?
Why don't you give her a bottle to block it with?
Please stop farting! It's really annoying, it just makes people stink and makes me upset! You can study without farting, it really stinks! Are you treating others as fools if they don’t show off? Can you stop farting? I'm really angry!
Xiao Ze couldn't stand listening, and the dead pig jumped away!
Yun Shang really went crazy: "I really want to eat you!"
Yun Xiao picked her nose and looked at her carefully.
Yunshang:! ! !
She subconsciously started jumping wildly again.
But in the end, Yun Xiao's shamelessness was ignored.
Yun Xiao took out his tickling tool and scratched his limbs crazily: "Do you know that cannibalism is against the law?"
She scratched.
After she scratched Yun Shang's limbs, she scratched her buttocks.
"Yun Xiao, stop! You are shameless! What are you touching!"
"Look at your little one, your front is dented?"
(End of chapter)
