Yunshang:? ? ? ! ! !
Xiao Ze felt that at least on the surface, he shouldn't be so angry. He wanted to reconcile: "I didn't throw up because of you and the big man."
As soon as these words were said, everyone present focused their eyes on Yun Shang.
Xiao Ze suddenly realized what he had just said. He really didn't mean it.
Yun Xiao instantly raised his head and joined in the fun: "Continue talking."
Xiao Ze said fiercely: "Yun Xiao!"
Yun Shang's eyes turned red instantly: "Senior Brother, how can you pour dirty water on me?"
"He didn't spill it." Yun Xiao smiled and answered her very kindly: "He saw you having sex with someone, and he felt sick and vomited."
Senior brothers:? ? ? ! ! !
Damn it, there are such big melons!
Yun Xiao took out a magnifying glass and looked at her mouth: "I can't tell you are so good at kissing. Do you plan to open a cram school?"
Yun Shang stared at her, so angry that his head started to smoke!
Yun Xiao's eyes lit up, and he immediately took out a sweet potato stick from his pocket and put it on top of her head to roast.
The sweet potato smells sweet and soft in just a few breaths.
Jiang Xingzhou:?
Yunshang:? ? ?
full moon:? ? ? ? ? ?
Is she crazy or is Yun Xiao crazy?
Yun Xiao actually roasted sweet potatoes on other people’s heads!
Xiao Ze screamed wildly: "What are you doing! What are you doing! I beg you, just be a human being!"
Yun Xiao concluded: "Wow! It's cooked."
So Jiang Xingzhou could only see Yun Xiao handing him the first piece of roasted sweet potato: "Fourth senior brother, try it. It's charred on the outside and tender on the inside."
Everyone:! ! ! ! ! !
Yun Shang's tears fell down: "Yun Xiao, I hate you!"
No one cared what she said.
Qu Yunyang leaned forward with a greedy mouth: "I'll try it too."
Jiang Xingzhou cut the sweet potato into two halves as soon as Qu Yunyang came over, half for him and half for Yun Xiao: "It's gone."
If he doesn't give Qu Yunyang a bite, he won't give it to him.
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Yun Shang cried out of breath and ran away. Xiao Ze gritted his teeth and chased him out. If he caused any trouble, he would be cut into a skeleton!
Wen Dan looked at the two apes running wildly in front of him and felt that he had taken on too much.
After everyone left, Wangyue gave Yunxiao a bullock cart to facilitate walking.
The bullock cart is wide and big.
"Can this cow walk on its own?" Qu Yunyang became interested in the old scalper again after not eating the roasted sweet potatoes: "I have never ridden in a bullock cart."
"Isn't this simple?" Yun Xiao sat at the front with great interest, smiling beautifully: "Come up, I'll drive the cows!"
Let her come for such a rare experience!
Several senior brothers slipped onto the bullock cart, and Jiang Xingzhou subconsciously tightened his grip on the sides of the cart.
"By the way, the scenery in Wangxian Valley is pretty good."
“Golden rice fields~”
“Clear mountain spring~”
But the next second, the senior brothers who were still admiring the scenery all turned into horrified expressions——
Qu Yunyang looked at Yun Xiao in horror: "Be careful with the pole!"
Yun Xiao: "What? Careless? Second Senior Brother, don't call me that, it's easy for people to misunderstand me."
Jian Qianxiao had goosebumps all over her body: "Be careful with the pole!"
Shi Yu's mouth trembled: "Be careful!"
Jiang Xingzhou's expression was distorted: "Be careful with the rod!!!!"
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Yun Xiao looked ahead——
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Afterwards, the old scalper hit the pole and fell onto his back into the ditch next to him.
The second senior brother and the third senior brother flew out and stuck their heads in the mud.
The eldest brother hangs on the pole.
The fourth senior brother got stuck on a branch of a tree.
As for Yun Xiao, who happened to be lying on the old scalper's rolled belly, the old scalper's four legs were unable to swing: "Moo~"
“I never want to ride in a bullock cart again!”
"To be more precise, it's the ox cart driven by my junior sister." A dull buzzing voice came from the mud.
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Yun Xiao pulled out the seniors by their feet from the mud one by one, and then used a fork to remove the seniors from the poles and tree branches. She sincerely sighed: "Next time, I will drive better next time."
Senior brothers:? ? ? ! ! !
"Hahahahaha, I just said she can't do anything!" Xiao Ze, who happened to be passing by when he came back, burst out laughing and expressed his opinions unscrupulously.
All senior brothers:! ! ! ! ! !
So when Yunxiao's five-person group left, Xiao Ze was gnawing on the cow's butt like crazy. He shamelessly chased the cow to eat it, and slapped the cow's tail in the face.
After the bullock cart overturned, Yunxiao walked back along the remaining road.
After that, she was thinking about how to further build Wangxian Valley.
Yun Xiao went out again.
She was like a crocodile in the melon field, running around and getting secrets from every family.
What kind of owner wraps sheep dung eggs in leaves and feeds them to the sheep next door~
What kind of Western kid pooped in the pot~
Until she ran into the courtyard of the big man who kissed Yun Shang that day. The big man's name was Er Niu.
Yun Xiao smiled and sat next to Er Niu: "Er Niu, I didn't expect you to be able to embroider. The patterns you embroider are so beautiful."
When Jiang Xingzhou came over, he saw Erniu asking Yunxiao about the embroidery business with excitement on his face, telling her one representative at a time, and even told her more things about Wangxian Valley.
Master Yun Xiao also generously gave him a love secret book.
Jiang Xingzhou:? ? ?
What outrageous thing happened in such a short period of time?
At night, the sky was full of stars, and Yun Shang took advantage of the darkness to sneak into Er Niu's yard.
She wanted to get more inside information about Wangxian Valley through Erniu.
She couldn't lose to Yun Xiao.
"Er Niu." Yun Shang called softly, "I'm here."
"What you promised me the day before yesterday"
She was a little shy: "Actually, I really like it."
Suddenly in the dark night, Erniu grabbed her waist and pushed her against the wall.
The corner of Erniu's mouth turned up three-quarters cool, three-quarters sexy and four-quarters ambiguous: "Woman, I'll give you a chance. I've seen your hard-to-get tactics many times."
Yun Shang was confused: "Er Niu, what are you talking about?"
Er Niu raised her chin: "Woman, if you come close to me, are you trying to give birth to a baby for me?"
"Oh, woman, it's quite honest to say you don't want a body!"
The representative said that only a woman who is married and on the bed is his.
He wants this woman to bear cubs for him.
Giving birth? ? ? ! ! !
Yun Shang stopped pretending to sneer, her eyes full of malice: "Are you worthy?"
"Who do you think you are!"
That night, Yun Shang beat two cows with bruises on their heads, and Wangxian Valley was brightly lit.
All the villagers once again gathered because of the hot search in the village.
They are——
#二牛我来了【Explosion! 】
#Woman, give you a chance [Explode! 】
#Oh, a woman’s body is quite honest [explosion! 】
#二牛was beaten by a woman! ! !
Shi Yubai:?
"What's going on?" Qu Yunyang pinched Jian Qianxiao's arm.
"What the hell!" Jian Qianxiao pinched his thigh again and said, "Er Niu has fallen in love with Yun Shang?"
Yun Xiao raised his head and said: "It's so funny, Erniu would like a woman who wears her underwear backwards for a week and has hemorrhoids and athlete's foot?"
Shi Yubai: "."
Jiang Xingzhou: "."
Although gold always shines, the little junior sister's venomous glass particles always reflect the light.
