Xiao Ze just couldn't stand the way those scoundrels from the Qingfeng Sect were succeeding, so he laughed evilly and said, "It's all about her."
Shi Yubai inserted the dog's tail grass back into the grass and said very gently: "Why do you have the nerve to talk to everyone? See for yourself, even tofu has a brain but you don't."
The foursome gathered around grimly.
Shi Yubai grabbed his neck and began to pluck out his hair piece by piece, his tone was harmless: "Don't quarrel with me easily, otherwise I will not only hit you with the piano but also pluck you out."
In an instant, Qu Yunyang and Jian Qianxiao all climbed on him and nibbled on him.
At the request of his senior brothers, Jiang Xingzhou began to use tools to enlarge Xiao Ze's nostrils, and they successively carried out construction activities on Xiao Ze.
Xiao Ze: "Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!"
All he could do was scream.
Before he could finish screaming, his mouth was stuffed with the smelly socks that were taken off Wen Dan's feet.
When some villagers looked over, Shi Yubai explained gently: "He's sow crazy, I'm sorry to disturb you."
The villagers suddenly realized: "My mother, this person is so young and sow crazy!"
They all disliked moving the small bench to distance themselves.
Xiao Ze burst into tears.
Criticism and Struggle Conference Center.
Yunxiao and a mother and daughter from one of the Wangxian Valley families faced each other.
"Can you really solve our problems?"
"Of course." Yun Xiao smiled and took out his pocket: "As the spokesperson of Wangzhu, I exist to help you."
The villagers also chirped:
"That's right, it would be great if it could be solved!"
"I think so too, I won't suffer any loss if I try it."
"Auntie Ge, I hope you just tell her!"
"..."
"I just want Xian'er to transplant the liver of her sister who has the same mother but different father."
"Xian'er, this is the price you pay for returning home." This was Xian'er's mother's request.
Yun Xiao glanced sideways and hooked up with Xian'er: "Do you want to?"
Xian'er felt aggrieved: "I don't want to, the original one is better."
Her mother felt a little guilty: "But only by changing can you gain a foothold in this family."
"Really?" Yun Xiao's expression was expressionless.
"Yes." Her mother nodded wildly.
"You stupid thing, this is black liver, this is red liver, this is yellow liver, this is green liver, all for you to eat, eat more!" Yun Xiao jumped up and took out the colorful pigmented liver from his pocket and stuffed it all. In their mouths! ! !
Xian'er hesitated:?
Other villagers nearby:? ? ? ! !
Mochizuki: "Fuck!!!"
What the hell! This is how Yun Xiao handles it! !
So violent and so cool!
After Yun Xiao finished stuffing the pork liver, she rubbed her hands excitedly: "Don't be sad, luck is still to come~"
The two trembled and hugged each other.
Mochizuki poked her: "How come you, a girl, speak so rough?"
Yun Xiao: "P*ss, this is simply alarmism."
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"Actually, I just have a few questions to ask you."
"You said, don't worry while I do the work."
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Who can rest assured that this bitch can do things?
But she still wanted to ask: "What are the solutions to the aging population?"
Wangyue has thought about this problem for a long time. The villagers in Wangxian Valley are getting older, but there are fewer and fewer newborn babies. Maybe Yunxiao can solve it?
"Aging population?"
"You have asked the right person." Yun Xiao took out a pen and paper from his pocket and wrote with a smile: "Old Man Exit."
full moon:? ? ?
Villager:! ! !
The villager's eyes widened and he stammered: "She said Chu Lao. Old man???"
"Yes. Exit old man!"
The villagers were shocked: "Hurry up! Go back and hide the old man!"
Mochizuki also stammered: "Then how to quickly increase the number of newborns?"
Yun Xiao poked her: "Imported babies."
She grinned and grinned: "Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie!"
Damn it! Yun Xiao looks like a pervert when he smiles!
The old man wants to export and the baby wants to import. Is this something that humans can do?
"Hey, is there anything else you guys need my help with?"
She waved to the villagers very enthusiastically.
Before Mochizuki could recover from the shock, the villagers fled in all directions: "No, no, no!!!!"
"Look, how united they are now." Yun Xiao shook his head handsomely and winked at her.
Mochizuki was in a daze: "I can't do it."
Yun Xiao is probably more secure than her in this position.
Over there, Xiao Ze was beaten up and down and even wanted to criticize Yun Xiao. Four people surrounded him and even attacked him with their fists and words!
Xiao Ze was incompetent and furious: "Just hit people if you hit them, you are blind!"
"Can you afford to pay for stepping on my shoes?" He looked at his cracked shoes and felt extremely distressed.
His shoes are specially customized.
He had to wait three months to get each pair, and he spent a lot of spiritual stones on them! !
They want to lose money.
"Senior Brother, please stop talking. Why would you only cause trouble when you go out?" Wen Dan was very disappointed with him.
In the past, the senior brother only saw senior sister Yunshang in his eyes, but later he only saw the insoles in his eyes. He simply disgraced the Tianjian Sect.
Qu Yunyang looked at him with disgust, then kicked Xiao Ze's shoes again: "This is how my shoes apologize to your shoes."
Shi Yubai sighed: "You work hard, otherwise you will always think these shoes are expensive."
He patted Xiao Ze's shoulder again and sighed.
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"Going to find my junior sister?" Qu Yunyang made a 360-degree Thomas backhand and threw Xiao Ze away.
The others nodded.
But the next second they saw Yun Xiao, everyone was silent.
Qu Yunyang watched helplessly as Yun Xiao and Wang Yue put their heads together and muttered.
Jiang Xingzhou cracked.
The junior sister has never been so close to him.
The girl in white and the old lady with white hair looked particularly scary as they laughed together.
In fact, Yunxiao was discussing very serious issues with Wangyue:
"Sister, I want to learn an instrument. What can highlight a person's classical and elegant temperament?" Yun Xiao looked at her eagerly: "It's best not to be too complicated."
"I'm lazy and a bit stupid."
"It would be better if it can be done quickly."
"Sisters, do you have any recommendations?"
Wang Yue couldn't speak, but could only hold back one word: "Yes."
Look at the conditions put forward by this thing. Is she really a hand-picked descendant of the five major sects?
Yun Xiao looked at her with bright eyes.
Mochizuki said expressionlessly: "Muyu."
Yun Xiao: "I'm really sad."
"Yun Xiao!" Xiao Ze covered his bruised and swollen face, walked over and accused crazily: "Can you be as sad as me?"
Yun Xiao glanced at Xiao Ze and then turned to Wang Yue as if nothing had happened: "Do you have any recommendations for childhood sweethearts who turned against each other?"
Wangyue: "Does Cao Cao and Yuan Shao count?"
Xiao Ze's face turned black with anger. Just then Yun Shang came back. She looked at him distressedly: "Elder brother, are they bullying you again?"
Xiao Ze glanced at her and couldn't help his stomach quivering: "Ouch!"
(End of chapter)