"If you do this, you will tell them that I am dead."
Yun Xiao said such a sentence without any psychological burden.
Qu Yunyang:? ? ? ! ! !
Jian Qianxiao:? ? ? ! ! !
Shi Yubai:? ? ? ! ! !
Jiang Xingzhou's pupils were shaking.
Who the hell cursed themselves like that?
"Junior sister, please think of the good things." Qu Yunyang was convinced from the bottom of his heart: "At least those old guys won't beat you to death because they are old and frail."
The junior sister has a will of steel and can crawl out two miles even if she is beaten.
Shi Yubai was silent for a moment: "I saw an old lady jumping more than ten meters high."
Abnormal creatures.
"."
"How about making a last wish?" Yun Xiao also remained silent for a moment and took out a candle from his pocket: "Come on, come on!"
"Join in the fun!"
Who would play with such childish things?
The next second, the five heads gathered together tacitly, and Yun Xiao muttered:
"I hope that starting from today, I can get something for nothing, receive salary for nothing, sit back and enjoy the success, and reach the sky in one step!"
Qu Yunyang flipped up his hair coolly: "I hope my junior sister and I will get cramps in our hands from counting the money!"
Yun Xiao and Qu Yunyang looked at each other. Sure enough, she and the second senior brother both had great ambitions!
Her eyes fell on Jian Qianxiao again, and Jian Qianxiao clasped her hands together: "I hope I can go smoothly in the alchemy path and refine many spiritual elixirs for my junior sister."
Shi Yubai smiled slightly and also joined the childish ranks: "I hope to achieve great success in cultivation and protect the sect and my junior sister for a safe life."
Jiang Xingzhou looked directly at her and slightly raised the corners of his lips: "May the love in heaven and earth last as long as the spring sun."
Yun Xiao's smile gradually turned ferocious: "Fourth Senior Brother, there is no woman in my heart who draws the sword of the God of Nature!"
"Say! You fall in love with some wild woman out there and I'll help you kill her!"
Jiang Xingzhou: "."
Finally the candles were blown out, seemingly granting all the childish wishes during the joking.
In the next ten or so breaths, the old man came to block the door. Yun Xiao gestured to the other senior brothers to leave. She had a way.
So Qu Yunyang and Jian Qianxiao jumped out of the window and left.
Shi Yubai, such a gentle person, climbed up the beam like a toad.
Yun Xiao poked the fourth senior brother next to him, but it didn't move, so forget it.
A voice came suddenly——
"Hey! Guys, come and see how ugly this girl talks!"
"She actually asked me, an old woman, to hang myself. I won't live anymore!"
Mrs. Mei was chatting with some old ladies at the entrance of the village, but her grandson came over and asked her to hang herself. He said it was the newly arrived Daya who told her, so she ran over quickly!
These descendants are much more difficult to deal with than the previous batch, especially this Yun Xiao, who is mean and loves to step on people's heads.
But Wangxian Valley is their territory, and no one can be arrogant.
At this moment, Yun Xiao was surrounded by a circle of old ladies. She had never been surrounded by a group of old ladies, scolded and chased!
Wuhu~so exciting!
"Little junior sister, listen to me." Jiang Xingzhou protected her behind him: "You put your focus on swearing while running."
Yun Xiao's face fell: "Fourth Senior Brother, do you think I run fast?"
Her running skills are not as good as swearing, and she never fails in sports.
While talking, several old ladies pounced on their food. Yun Xiao raised his hand and threw out several improved pills!
Produced jointly by brothers and sisters, it must be a high-quality product.
Old ladies have been tricked!
"Fourth Senior Brother, you'd better not look at them." Yun Xiao said mysteriously: "I'm afraid of scaring you."
Jiang Xingzhou:?
He subconsciously looked in the direction of the old lady!
The next second, it was this look that made the whole person's pupils shocked!
Yun Xiao also burst out laughing like a barbell in an instant.
Mrs. Mei has not yet reacted:?
The next second she looked down at herself!
"ah!!!"
Her ass has grown to the front!
All the villagers present:! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
At this time, Yun Xiao poked his head out from behind Jiang Xingzhou and smiled.
"It's too cold. It's okay to cover it with more soil and stop jumping around. Ginger is still beautiful~" Yun Xiao provoked: "Now my butt has grown in front. I won't be able to see it even if I don't wipe it clean in the future."
The pupils of the villagers in the dark are shaking:
【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! 】
[Is this really a personal biography? 】
[Does she eat people? 】
[Eat it raw or cooked? 】
[Old Mrs. Mei’s butt has grown to the front! 】
[I never thought in my lifetime that there are people whose buttocks grow backwards. 】
After Yun Xiao finished speaking, Mrs. Mei jumped even higher and looked fiercely in her eyes: "How dare you make my butt grow backwards? Let me beat you to death!"
"That's right, sisters, don't be afraid!"
A few old ladies with long buttocks pulled backwards dragged the normal old ladies into a group attack!
Anyway, even if something goes wrong, they still hope to solve it for them. They can beat this big girl!
Then the next second, Yun Xiao raised her arms and shouted wildly to throw pills, but no old lady present was spared!
"The monkey pill takes effect!"
Mrs. Mei roared and turned into a monkey, flying into the forest to plant vines. Chuang Fei passed by a monkey eating bananas, roared and flew into the forest to grab the monkey's bananas crazily!
"The tear-jerking pills take effect!"
Mrs. Mei's sisters raised their hands to take off their hair ropes, and wept silently into the dusk. They sat by the river and held their hands to wipe their tears. They continued to wipe them without wiping them dry. They couldn't stop the tears, choked with sobs, and cried uncontrollably. They covered their faces!
"Haha Dan takes effect!"
"The hen pill takes effect!"
"The hair removal pill works!"
“The tanning pill works!”
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
"Grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!"
All kinds of screams came from the peaceful Wangxian Valley on this day, and the group of elderly people gathered at the door disappeared without a trace in an instant.
Wangwang was so shocked that he could hardly close his mouth!
Damn, this woman is so scary! ! !
Jiang Xingzhou looked at her with eyes shining like stars: "Little Junior Sister"
Yun Xiao: "Hey! Just for fun! Are you awesome?"
When the elderly group dispersed, the two of them got a temporary calm, while the rest went to inquire about the situation.
Jiang Xingzhou wanted to say something else, but Yun Xiao interrupted him: "Fourth Senior Brother."
Jiang Xingzhou:?
"On your face" Yun Xiao narrowed his eyes suspiciously and slowly came closer.
Jiang Xingzhou stiffened and looked at the girl who was gradually approaching. She had a delicate and small face, cherry lips and beautiful nose. The most beautiful thing was her pair of almond eyes with watery eyes.
As the distance gets closer, even the pores can be seen clearly.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahaha, what exactly do little junior sisters want to do?
He clenched his fists and his heart was pounding.
"You have a stubble." Yun Xiao happily took out a scraper from his pocket: "I'll shave it for you."
So in such a beautiful atmosphere——
Yun Xiao shaved his beard.
Jiang Xingzhou said expressionlessly: "."
After Yun Xiao finished shaving, she crossed the river and raised her fingers: "Fourth Senior Brother, let's go find Wang Yue?"
Even if she doesn't go to Wangyue now, Wangyue will definitely come to find her.
If a fight breaks out, she will definitely get beaten.
Jiang Xingzhou:? ? ?
"I have two upgraded versions of the Immunity Damage Tie Tie Dan."
Jiang Xingzhou: "."
He had nothing to say.
He is complicit.
