At this time, Yun Xiao only saw the horrified expression of the fourth senior brother, and she immediately ran out!
Does Fourth Senior Brother think she is a pervert? ? ?
She really didn't mean it!
Qu Yunyang bumped her arm with lingering fear: "Little junior sister, your heart is dead, but your mouth is not dead, and you will forcefully kiss the fourth junior brother. It's terrible!"
"Du Fei, don't scold me too harshly."
Jian Qianxiao recalled the expression of the fourth junior brother just now: [Mushroom Head ShockedJPG.]
"Koujiejie, my brother's chest muscles are really strong, and his mouth and teeth are strong."
Yun Xiao gritted his teeth: "Third Senior Brother, if you don't want to be a contemporary tough guy, do you want to be a modern Zhang Fei?"
Qu Yunyang and the two men immediately shut up and looked at the sky.
They said nothing.
Yun Xiao glanced at Jiang Xingzhou guiltily and quickly looked away. Unexpectedly, the latter's hands were tangled together and his ears were quietly turning red.
Just at this time, Xiao Ze came over with Yun Shang Wen Dan.
"Why are you here, why are you being unreasonable?" Xiao Ze gritted his teeth and held a brush and dustpan in his hand.
"Be reasonable, be reasonable. I will directly attack you. I will summon a Sharknado to sweep across the world. I will directly attack your hometown and blow your head away!" Yun Xiao turned around and saw him. Just swearing.
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Xiao Ze only felt that his fist was hard, and Yun Xiao couldn't talk properly for a whole day.
"Do you know how many pig pens there are in Wangxian Valley?"
Yun Xiao glanced at him up and down before changing the topic.
Xiao Ze looked confused: "It's none of my business!"
"There are 519 households in Wangxian Valley, and every household raises pigs, so there are 519 pigsties that need to be cleaned." Qu Yunyang reminded with ill intentions.
"Help us clean the pig pen." Jian Qianxiao proposed directly.
Shi Yubai smiled slightly: "Pig pen."
Jiang Xingzhou's eyes were glued to Yun Xiao, wanting to cling to him.
Xiao Ze's expression turned cold: "I won't, what can you do to me!"
"Clean more than five hundred pig pens yourself!"
He didn't believe that these villagers really dared to do anything to him.
Yun Xiao blinked: "You really don't want to do it?"
The senior brothers felt a chill behind them for no reason. What was the junior sister going to do?
"I won't do it!"
Xiao Ze proudly fought against her, feeling that he had finally won the game.
Yun Xiao is shameless, he is shameless, who is afraid of whom!
"Legend has it that there is a magic fairy castle~" Yun Xiao suddenly started singing happily.
Xiao Ze was disdainful: "There is something wrong with you - ahhhhh!!!"
The next second, he crazily hugged the pig's mouth and kissed it, making a squeaking sound, and almost chewed off a piece of the pig's mouth!
"Hang Chi Chi!"
The sow screams, and Xiao uses force!
"There is a queen who doesn't wash her feet~" Yun Xiao continued to sing.
Xiao Ze would never compromise even if he was kissing the old sow: "mua! mua! I think you are crazy!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
The next second, he was not only chewing the old sow, but also picking up the old sow's waist and dancing the cha-cha dance! ! !
"Every magic fairy helps her wash her feet~" Yun Xiao still sang happily.
Xiao Ze danced and shed tears: "I was so intoxicated by her~"
Yun Shang accused: "Yun Xiao, how could you do this to senior brother!"
"Yun Xiao, what on earth do you want to do!"
In the next second, Yun Shang's mouth grew longer and sucked crazily on the railings of the pig pen! ! !
"It's so sour and smelly~" Yun Xiao held her chin up while watching the show.
Yun Shang cried sadly: "One toe, one taste~"
Wen Dan had a strong desire to survive and shouted at the top of his lungs: "If you are not careful, you will be smoked~"
I'm sorry, Senior Brother and Senior Sister Yunshang, although you deserve it, I cherish your life!
At this moment, all the senior brothers looked at Xiao Ze and the others who were running wildly between the pig pens——
The whole audience was speechless!
"Holy shit, shit, shit, shit!"
"Little junior sister, please lend me your mouth for two days. I will go to other sects to get everything that belongs to me!"
"Junior sister is so awesome!"
"I think that's what we're going to do, Xiao Ze and the others are shameless!"
"I just saw Xiao Ze trample two piglets to death."
Qu Yunyang and Jian Qianxiao were extremely excited.
"Who stepped on what?" An old man and a group of old ladies came over aggressively: "What happened?"
"It's over." Qu Yunyang muttered softly.
"The person who came here is not good." Jian Qianxiao also blurted out.
"Second Senior Brother and Third Senior Brother, when telling others bad news, it's best to start with a little joke to ease the atmosphere."
"for example--"
Yun Xiao smiled brightly: "Hey, uncle, do you know what the biggest thing Jesus and Gautama have in common is?"
Uncle: "What? Are they all gods?"
Yun Xiao: "No, they all have natural curls hahahahahahahaha"
Uncle: "So that's how it is hahahahahaha"
Yun Xiao: "Oh, by the way, I just saw something."
Yun Xiao: "Xiao Ze accidentally crushed two of your one-month-old piglets to death when he was cleaning the pig pen."
uncle:? ? ? ! ! !
A group of old ladies:? ? ? ! ! !
Qu Yunyang suppressed his laughter and laughed: "These two piggies have very good legs and feet. Let's go ahead of you!"
The uncle and the old lady were furious!
Then Yun Xiao was rewarded for his report, and they slept in a thatched hut tonight.
Seeing a group of people like a tornado looking for trouble for Xiao Ze and the others, Qu Yunyang sighed: "Both natural scrolls can't save them today."
"But Lord Wang clearly knows that we are descendants of the sect, so what exactly does she want from us?" Jian Qianxiao had no idea.
Yun Xiao: "Entering Wangxian Valley is one step, being able to stay in Wangxian Valley is another step, and being able to stay overnight in Wangxian Valley is another step. Maybe you want us to help the development of Wangxian Valley?"
"That would be troublesome." Shi Yubai sighed lightly.
The Wangzhu of Wangxian Valley is too difficult to deal with.
The clues are currently unclear, but there are more than 500 pig pens to be cleaned.
I don't know when the old lady Cuihua appeared next to Yunxiao again and said earnestly: "I said Da Ya, you said that if you don't find a good family, you will have no place to bury you when you die. We are very good."
Old Mrs. Cuihua: "We Tiedan are really good at work!"
The old lady tried her best to become a matchmaker.
Yun Xiao didn't care: "Whether I want to bury it or not, I'm not the one who's scared when I throw it on the street."
"It's okay to stick it on the wall." Jian Qianxiao also jumped out.
He looked at the old lady Cuihua, and learned the essence of Yun Xiao skillfully and refiningly: "But within the wall, I am introverted."
"Throw us deep in the mountains and old forests. You ate so many birds and beasts during your lifetime, and let them improve their food after your death. I'll treat you."
Yun Xiao: "I'll kill you in your house and lower the price directly."
Qu Yunyang: "Make loose powder for my little junior sister."
Shi Yubai smiled slightly and nodded: "I am willing to donate my body."
Old Mrs. Cuihua widened her eyes in confusion: "Huh?"
Are these progenitors out of their minds?
Hope the Lord asked them to use all their strength to drive out these descendants without using force. Is this something human beings do?
If you fuck a dog, you will cry for three days and three nights!
Old Mrs. Cuihua wanted to say something else, but Yun Xiao stopped her with a pleasant sentence: "You don't care about your posthumous affairs while you're alive. You only have to waste a few days."
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Oh shit!
