Chapter 106: Watch me hit the Japs on the head with my hammer!

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So the five members of the Qingfeng Sect set off happily again.

Just as they were getting on the Feizhou, Yunxiao Wangwang started chatting with the Feizhou administrator again: "Why did you increase the price again?"

"Why can't we raise prices? If you want to sit back and sit down, don't sit back and get out!"

"Your indifference makes me so sad that I want to feed you some aphrodisiacs." Yun Xiao sighed and stepped on the flying boat: "We have a relationship even if we don't talk about it. It seems that the role I play in your life is too vague."

The Feizhou administrator's face cracked: "."

All senior brothers: "."

Qu Yunyang approached Yun Xiao and winked: "Don't offend the administrator of the flying boat, there are people above them."

Jian Qianxiao raised her eyebrows: "Who?"

Don't tell me that the Feizhou administrator is a fat guy, he can earn a lot of spiritual stones.

Yun Xiao also moved his head closer, and the three of them murmured.

Shi Yubai just held the piano and closed his eyes to rest.

Jiang Xingzhou lazily leaned against the side of the ship with his arms folded across his chest. He had a slender figure and beautiful eyebrows, making him the most attractive person.

"Is this fellow Taoist here alone?"

At this time, a woman in red approached shyly, and her intentions were obvious.

Jiang Xingzhou raised his eyes, his eyes as bright as a cold winter night: "Is something wrong?"

The woman in red pursed her lips and smiled: "Does the young master have a Taoist companion? What would you do to me if I didn't have you?"

Jiang Xingzhou glanced at her playfully: "You are suitable for someone better."

The woman in red's face turned red. Is this a compliment to her? Then she said, "Young master, you are joking."

Jiang Xingzhou raised the corners of his lips with a half-smile, "Not the best like me."

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On the other side, Yun Xiao and his second and third senior brothers were discussing with great interest.

"What does Fourth Senior Brother like?"

"There is no species in this world that Junior Brother Fourth likes." Jian Qianxiao sighed with her chin clenched, "Just watch."

This one was either kicked away or beaten to death.

"At least we got the words." Qu Yunyang put his arm on Yun Xiao's shoulders and watched the fun happily: "It's so interesting."

Yun Xiao said with a small mouth: "Love makes people blind. Sure enough, I am still introverted. I don't dare to kiss a handsome guy directly when I see him."

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Jian Qianxiao held a handful of melon seeds in her hand: "Keep looking."

"Since the young master doesn't care about me, that's all. It's just that my hair is loose. Can I borrow the red hair rope on the young master's wrist?" The woman in red still didn't intend to give up, but just changed her approach.

Jiang Xingzhou finally raised his lips and said lazily, "This is what I use for sterilization."

The woman in red's brain went crazy:? ? ? ! ! !

The melon seeds in Qu Yunyang's mouth spurted out: "Pfft!"

Jian Qianxiao's tea also squirted: "Pfft!"

"Cough cough cough!!!"

Yunxiao's walnut kernel got stuck in her throat and she rolled her eyes. Wangwang anxiously slapped her on the back with his tail before it came out!

Jiang Xingzhou lost his patience and looked her up and down: "You come out with your hair without a rubber band?"

These words were so explosive that the monks on the flying boat couldn't help but burst into laughter!

The woman in red turned her head angrily and ran into the house crying. She was not seen until she got off the flying boat.

"I really convinced Fourth Junior Brother."

"By the way, when did you get that rubber band?"

Yun Xiao: "I bought the refining materials as a gift."

The two gave a thumbs up.

When they got out of the flying boat, the five people all raised their heads and looked at the land in front of them.

"Is this the outside of Wangxian Valley?" Yun Xiao looked around: "It seems really different."

Shi Yubai: "Be careful."

It is quite dangerous to not be able to use spiritual power in Wangxian Valley.

It is better to say Wangxian Valley than a large village. It looks no different from the mortal world. When cooking, smoke curls up from every household.

At a glance, there was a row of old ladies sitting at the end of the village holding cattail fans. Their cloudy eyes looked up and down at them like X-rays.

Yun Xiao covered his mouth with his hand and whispered: "This is the intelligence organization of Wangxian Valley."

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The hair on Qu Yunyang's back stood up: "Why do you feel more terrifying than my mother?"

Jian Qianxiao rubbed goosebumps: "I don't want to go in at all."

"Maybe they are easier to talk to?" Shi Yubai hesitated.

Jiang Xingzhou looked at Yun Xiao.

Yun Xiao: "Actually, I have a good idea."

She approached the village intelligence organization and organized some words by the way: "Auntie."

"It's good that this girl has a big ass!"

"It seems to me that you can have a son!"

"My Tiedan'er hasn't married yet, where did you come from, Daya?"

A group of old ladies surrounded Yun Xiao with ill intentions, and some even wanted to touch her butt.

Yun Xiao was confused:? ? ? ! ! !

Are these old ladies really invisible?

"Ahhhhh!!! I'm seriously ill, so don't come near me!"

Yun Xiao suddenly lay on the ground and crawled wildly, screaming, with a crooked mouth, squinting eyes, jumping up and down, and crawling around!

"I'm sick! I'll climb on anyone who comes!"

"My butt is so big that I'll give you a hard time!"

"Old lady, I told you that your butts are so small that you can't use your mouth to pull them!"

"People say that when you don't have something, you want something. If you want to have a child, just have it. If you can't, you still want it!"

Yun Xiao transformed into a big spider and suddenly grew eight legs and hugged the head of the leading old lady tightly and refused to come down!

She jumped up and spiraled into the sky, she gnawed, gnawed, gnawed!

The other old ladies couldn't pull Yunxiao off the head of the leading old lady with all their crazy strength, so she jumped up and down on the old lady's head with her eight legs! !

Qu Yunyang:?

Jian Qianxiao:? ?

Shi Yubai:? ? ?

Jiang Xingzhou:? ? ? ? ! ! !

"I asked you, little Nier, why are you so stubborn?"

"That's right! What's wrong with marrying Tiedan'er? After we die, the property will be yours!"

Several old ladies were also anxious.

Yun Xiao looked forward to it: "Then can you die now?"

"If you don't die now, I can't wait for you to die every day. How about I wait until you die before I consider this issue?"

"You are in such a hurry that you won't let me wait for more than a stick of incense, right?"

The old ladies looked livid: "."

Why is this personal introduction so difficult to deal with?

I hope the Lord doesn’t say that these direct descendants are all simple-minded and well-developed limbs? ? ?

In the end, Yun Xiao shamelessly squatted on the old lady's head like a monkey. The old lady couldn't stand the pain in her scalp, so she finally let them go into Wangxian Valley.

Yun Xiao then reluctantly came down from the old lady's head.

"Wangxian Valley has the rules of Wangxian Valley. Whether you can get anything by staying here depends on your own ability."

"Easy~" Yun Xiao waved happily: "See you tomorrow~"

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The five people were still whispering to each other as they walked on the main road of Wangxian Valley.

"The person in charge of Wangxian Valley is Old Mrs. Wang, right? They call her Wangzhu." Qu Yunyang was very interested.

Jian Qianxiao thought for a few seconds: "So the test started when we arrived at Wangxian Valley."

Yun Xiao nodded in agreement: "Theoretically, that's true. Anything can happen."

"Although it says you can't use spiritual power, it doesn't say you can't use magic pills. Look at me hitting the devil on the head with my hammer!"

Qu Yunyang: "Junior sister, you seem to be in trouble now."

Yun Xiao looked confused: "How to say?"

Qu Yunyang pointed to her jio: "You stepped on the rice grown in Wangxian Valley!"

Yun Xiao slowly lowered his head——

(End of chapter)