Yun Xiao's handwriting was as ugly as shit on the self-reflection letter.
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[This lost shit bowl will be left to you forever! 】
[But our thoughts are sublimated at this moment! 】
[There is no shit in the cafeteria, and you can’t stop drooling. Don’t the traces of shit on the floor in the cafeteria still hurt your heart? 】
[Our Qingfeng Sect was stung, so we woke up. I am sounding this alarm bell and will never learn from you! 】
[Sloppy life will lead to the collapse of cultivation, so here I advocate civilized dining and do not eat feces. If you refuse to change after repeated admonitions, you can only punish the sect master to eat it together! 】
"metropolitan!"
"The sect master has fainted! Call someone quickly!"
Tianjian Sect was in chaos.
In contrast, Yun Xiao and his party left without any psychological burden.
She was even in the mood to go shopping in Qingguang City. Qu Yunyang and others really didn't want to go, and Jiang Xingzhou accompanied her in the end.
Yun Xiao used the spiritual stones compensated by the Tianjian Sect Master to buy a lot of weapon refining materials, and finally the store gave her a small red rubber band.
"Fourth Senior Brother gives it to you." Yun Xiao was very sincere.
The main thing is that she doesn't like this, so why not borrow flowers to offer to Buddha?
Jiang Xingzhou calmly took it and put it on his wrist.
It doesn't matter, junior sister can give him whatever she doesn't want.
Half an hour later.
Yun Xiao and Jiang Xingzhou sat in the law enforcement team's room for questioning.
The monk of the law enforcement team was in disbelief: "The eight fractures, two comminuted fractures, the cracks in the golden elixir, and the spiritual beast tooth marks on his butt were all caused by him?"
Yun Xiao said honestly: "Yes, the ground in Qingguang City is slippery and he can't walk steadily."
Jiang Xingzhou remained silent: "."
In fact, a lot happens in half an hour.
While he and his junior sister were shopping, they encountered monks who attacked and robbed them.
The robbing monks tore into pieces the little junior sister's plan to make a fortune, which was over a hundred letters.
The junior sister broke eleven of the robber's ribs and whipped him 360 degrees with a stick.
The good thing about this incident is that they were not the ones at fault, and they came out of the law enforcement team in a short while.
The bad thing is that he and his junior sister made popular headlines in the world of cultivation.
【Ah ah ah ah! ! ! Isn’t it just some big plan to make a fortune? Hahahaha! ! 】
[The robber was twenty-six years old hahahaha! ! ! 】
[Fourth senior brother, are you scared? 】
[How about we stop liking Yun Xiao! We like a more normal one! Besides having a beautiful face, what other advantages does she have? 】
[She can withstand half a fan of pork! 】
[Yun Xiao is such a stingy person, the robber will probably regret it for the rest of his life because he judged people by their appearance, hahahaha! ! ! 】
Other senior brothers who also saw the video: "."
Damn it! So cruel! How dare anyone dare to take away the lifeblood of the little junior sister!
Similarly, Yun Xiao, who felt shameless to see others, also thought of a good way to divert attention.
She opened a live broadcast room for 300 young men and began to broadcast "The Temptation of Returning to the Clan".
In an instant, Xiao Ze and Yin Jue's popularity reached the top of the list of cultivation forums, and she also received a lot of rewards!
Yun Xiao sighed happily: "Hey! Thanks to my cleverness."
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The next week was the most comfortable Yunxiao ever had. She ate and slept every day.
In her words, she sleeps until one o'clock in the afternoon and then gets up. Then she goes to the canteen and gets three large chicken drumsticks. After eating, she lies on the bed, plays on the forum tablet, and pays attention to the latest news.
Stay up late at night playing on the tablet and then repeat the behavior of the previous day the next day.
The senior brothers were not much better. Except for Shi Yubai, who was looking for harder materials to inlay the long harp, and Jiang Xingzhou, who was diligently practicing his sword every day, Qu Yunyang and Jian Qianxiao almost had the same schedule as hers.
If you can sit, don't stand; if you can lie down, don't sit.
Qu Yunyang had been showing off for several days and felt a little guilty: "Little junior sister, are we going too far?"
Jian Qianxiao raised her eyebrows: "Are you cheap?"
Qu Yunyang: "Then you are also cheap."
Yun Xiao held the tablet and yawned: "Life is boring, corpses cosplay humans."
"I thought the bruises on my body were caused by accidental bumps. It turned out to be corpse spots, so it's nothing." Qu Yunyang closed his eyes again and crossed his legs.
"Thinking like this makes me calm. Being fat is a sign of giantism, being too thin is decomposition, poor physical strength and inability to move are rigor mortis, acne is cadaver spots, being liked by others is necrophilia, and it is normal to be unloved, and a corpse is normal No one loves her, and even if she survives, it will at best result in brain necrosis due to lack of oxygen."
Yun Xiao sighed.
Jian Qianxiao suddenly said: "Wang Keke is here!"
Qu Yunyang sat up and asked, "Is it true or false?"
"real."
Yun Xiao had quickly taken out a book and pretended to read it.
"Fuck!"
The two of them yelled, "Little Junior Sister, what a good dog!"
"Yun Xiao, Qu Yunyang, Jian Qianxiao." Wang Keke came in calmly from the door: "Why are you sweating?"
Yun Xiao opened his mouth and started talking nonsense: "I'm too tired to endorse, and the corpse oil has boiled out."
Wang Keke: "."
Two people: "."
The little junior sister's mouth is a real gourd.
"The book was held upside down." Wang Keke cleared his throat: "I have something to ask you."
"I'm right. If I had known that I would be criticized by the Tianjian Sect, I would have punched twice more." Qu Yunyang said directly.
"Xiao Zi voluntarily ate shit on the ground and couldn't stop him." Jian Qianxiao also followed.
"That's not what happened!"
Wang Keke couldn't explain what he was thinking about as he looked at his family's biography every day.
Xiao Ze, that bitch deserves it.
If it weren't for his identity, he would have punched Bang Bang twice!
Qu Yunyang: "I shouldn't catch all the mosquitoes alive and then cut off their mouths and release them."
Jian Qianxiao: "I shouldn't stuff the sect's old hen back when it's laying eggs."
Qu Yunyang: "I shouldn't tell the story about Elder Wang's crotch!"
"Second Senior Brother and Third Senior Brother, you are so cool!"
Yun Xiao's eyes widened in surprise.
It turns out that they have not been idle these days.
"Okay! It turns out it was all you who did it!" Wang Keke was so angry that he picked up the broom and beat Qu Yunyang and the two of them, causing them to run away with their heads in their arms!
"Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!!!!"
A quarter of an hour later, all five people were packed up and thrown out of the sect by Wang Keke in a rage.
Yun Xiao and the others looked at the two people opposite them with guilty conscience: "."
Shi Yubai hugged Qin:? ? ?
Jiang Xingzhou held up his sword:? ? ?
"Um." Yun Xiao looked at the jade slip in his hand: "This time Elder Wang asked us to go to Wangxian Valley to practice. I heard that Wangxian Valley is very different from other places, at least the customs and customs are like this."
Qu Yunyang screamed on the spot: "Wangxian Valley can't use spiritual power. Trying to get the purple shell magic weapon in the hands of old woman Wang is nothing more than a fool's dream!"
Jian Qianxiao hooked his neck carelessly: "How do you know if you haven't tried?"
Shi Yubai interrupted: "I heard that the Zibei magic weapon can make clouds and rain."
Jiang Xingzhou pondered: "In this case, we already have the wind and thunder fan, so it is complete."
"But that old lady is very difficult to deal with!"
"So what? He won't die anyway." Yun Xiao spread his hands.
Wangxian Valley is located at the junction of the world of cultivation and the world of ghosts, but there are a bunch of weirdos living there.
It’s not like no one has thought about the Zibei magic weapon in the past years. Who got it again?
Yun Xiao touched his chin and felt confident: "Maybe I'll get it?"
Several senior brothers pondered.
Don’t say it. Don’t say it yet——
It's really possible.
