Yun Xiao lowered his voice to express his conspiracy: "@￥#%$^&&%"
Qu Yunyang:!!!∑(Дノ)ノ!
Jian Qianxiao: ==(●●|||)
Jiang Xingzhou: (⊿)
Time is more than white: (｀д′)
Yun Xiao: ()
This time, none of the steamed buns and rolls in the cafeteria were left!
On the other side, Yun Shang looked at Xiao Ze, who was also pale, with a pale face: "Elder brother, are you so familiar with me now?"
"You used to comfort me every month when I had abdominal pain."
Yun Shang stared at him with red eyes: "I just said angry words that day, but senior brother is so stingy."
Xiao Ze looked at Yun Shang's red mouth and was silent for a while. How many people has she kissed?
Is there a virus?
Now that I think about it, although Yun Xiao is cheap, at least he is more real than Yun Shang.
Thinking of this, he had no intention of dealing with Yun Shang: "Every pain you have is a sharp change in success."
“Only those who can bear the pain of Nirvana are worthy of the beauty of rebirth.”
"How dare you admit defeat if you are born with pride? Even if the world collapses, even if it hurts to the bone, you still have to go to nirvana and bathe in blood, and be reborn at the end of the world!"
After he finished speaking, he walked quickly towards the cafeteria in an upright manner.
Yun Shang clutched her stomach and looked confused:? ? ?
Wen Dan stretched out his head and glanced at them, then picked up his pen and continued writing in his diary.
[At the beginning of July in the Cultivation Calendar, it’s sunny.
Senior Sister Yun Shang had a stomachache, and her senior brother asked her to be strong and run to the cafeteria quickly, but she was late and the last bite of her meal was gone.
I heard that Senior Sister Yunshang has kissed more than ten people. Her mouth must be poisonous to scare Senior Brother away. Woohoo! 】
At the same time, the Seven Star Sect worked tirelessly to defecate at the entrance of the Tianjian Sect with Wangcai in the middle of the night every day.
At the same time, Huiyin Zongyinjue was not much better.
Huiyin Sect Master sneered: "This month's living expenses are four hundred spirit stones, but we are already second to last and still spend money."
Yin Jue's face was expressionless: "Lao Deng, you don't have to pay me next month."
Huiyin Sect Leader applauded: "If you have backbone, what will you eat?"
Yin Jue's words were concise and concise: "Grab."
Yinrui looked at Huiyin Sect Master eagerly: "Dad, you still have me, let's get some gold coins."
Huiyin Sect Leader turned it to Yinrui and smiled: "It exploded."
The sect leader’s wife: “Dad, please stop smiling, it’s not very friendly.”
The leader of Huiyin Sect continued to smile: "Of course I know what it means. You are so filial to me, and you are scolding me with my spirit stone and asking me to be friendly."
"You guys are so humble."
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"Invading each other and hindering the whole family"
Ignoring what the other sects are doing, the Tianjian Sect cafeteria incident is about to take place.
"So Tianjian Sect eats steamed buns every day?" Qu Yunyang held the bowl with a surprised look on his face.
"No, there are still flower rolls." Jian Qianxiao pointed to the position of the flower rolls: "There are also spring onions."
"Suddenly I felt that Wang Keke was quite good."
Several people looked at the steamed buns and flower rolls on the plate and sighed.
"Why do you Qingfeng Sect have the nerve to eat in our cafeteria?" As soon as Xiao Ze came to the cafeteria, he saw Qu Yunyang and several bitches. He suddenly had a toothache, stomachache, and pain everywhere.
"Why did I spit it out in your mouth after eating it?" Qu Yunyang raised an eyebrow.
"Let me see what you are pretending to be!" Xiao Ze cursed.
"Put your ashes." Shi Yubai said gently.
Xiao Ze couldn't stand the stimulation and got mad again, twitching in their eyes and spitting!
Jian Qianxiao dodged around and spoke venomously: "Are you really suffering from corns? Why don't you take a pee and look in the mirror to see what kind of virtuous person you are?"
"You look like a Japanese melon with a face that looks like it was crushed by a donkey. Half of the age spots on your face are buried in the ground. You are still here. Do you have the money to bully my little junior sister? Do you have the face?"
"I don't even think so, you faceless man is so disgusting, you beast man!"
The battle started in an instant——
It reached its peak especially when Jian Qianxiao and Qu Yunyang used bowls to ladle shit into the crowd of Tianjian Sect!
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!!!"
"Shit is pouring on my head!!!"
"Stop! Stop!"
"Stop splashing!!!"
There was a squeaking noise in the cafeteria, and rats scurrying around, and a horrible smell filled the air.
Mom! It's terrible! It's terrible! The eldest brother and the direct disciple of Qingfeng Sect are both crazy! ! !
When Yun Xiao came back from doing something good, he was stunned——
In the front, Jian Qianxiao broke off the legs of two pillars in the cafeteria, stepped on Xiao Ze's back and glided through the shit in the cafeteria!
It was so fast that it almost left an afterimage, a humanoid skateboard!
Yun Xiao:? ? ? ! ! !
Qu Yunyang touched Yun Xiao with his arm: "Is the matter done?"
"alright."
"That's good."
She also thoughtfully placed a pink Peppa Pig in the middle of the temple.
"Second Senior Brother, this seems to be a big deal!" Yun Xiao observed the battle situation.
"It's okay, Wang Keke will sort it out before we die." Shi Yubai comforted her thoughtfully: "Someone knows the truth."
Sure enough, in the end Wang Keke didn't hug Xiang Fanyin Liu's thigh.
Fanyin Liu sent a summons to the leader of the Tianjian Sect. He spoke like an old man from society: "The edge of a knife licks blood, but a man's life is hard. Glory is destined by God. Not entangled with you does not mean that I am afraid. You have to understand this sentence." talk."
The Tianjian Sect Master’s face cracked: “!!!!!!”
Damn, damn, damn! Maniacs from top to bottom! But I still can’t beat him!
In the end, Yun Xiao and others could only leave after being notified by the entire Tianjian Sect to write a self-examination.
The Tianjian Sect was in a miserable situation. After the shit fight, the bowl was taken away by the cafeteria aunt and washed clean. At this point, the disciples of the Tianjian Sect refused to go to the cafeteria to eat even if they were so hungry that they looked sallow and skinny.
Yun Miao gathered people in the sect every day and swore to everyone that the two poop scooping bowls had been thrown away.
"What's the use of throwing it away? When washing, all the bowls are dipped in cake!"
"Master, lick every bowl and we will believe you!"
"The Qingfeng clan says that scooping shit was also forced by the senior brother!"
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The disciples are excited!
Yun Xiao and the others have destroyed the entire canteen on their own!
Xiao Ze was also punished. He shouted so hard that day that his voice became bubbly: "I won't let you go."
Yun Xiao rubbed the goosebumps on her hands in disgust: "Whose Unimax straw was stretched out?"
Qu Yunyang said, "Eh," "It's like the sound you make when you can't poop and then use force."
Jian Qianxiao was shocked: "It's so disgusting."
The corners of Jiang Xingzhou's mouth twitched and he carried his junior sister away quickly.
Xiao Ze:! ! ! ! !
Afterwards, several people sat around the table, and Qu Yunyang sighed: "How to write this review?"
"No." Everyone shook their heads in unison.
"Leave it to me." Yun Xiao patted her chest. After all, she was the one who caused this matter: "Heaven will give this man a great responsibility!"
Three days later.
Yun Xiao handed over the confession and took his senior brothers and Wang Keke away from the Tianjian Sect quickly.
She was afraid that Yun Miao would be angry to death after seeing it, so it was safer to go down the mountain first.
After a group of shameless people from the Qingfeng Sect took away the food from the Tianjian Sect, Yun Miao opened Yun Xiao's letter of apology——
"Yunxiao!!!"
A deafening voice resounded through the sky!
(End of chapter)
