Jiang Xingzhou took a deep breath to hold back.
Xiao Ze:? ? !
Yin Jue:? ? ? ! !
Yinrui:? ? ? ? ! ! !
The audience outside the venue was confused for a while and then a violent commotion broke out:
[Raise your middle finger to the sky and smile, I don’t want to keep a low profile anymore! 】
[I, a rebellious young minister, do not believe in ghosts, gods or people! 】
[Yellow rubber shoes, straight pants, professional mage bangs]
[Don’t confront me head-on, I will be injured and you will lose your life! 】
"Yun Xiao, don't forget!" Xiao Ze said unwillingly: "Even if you leave Tianjian Sect from the beginning to the end, you will never be able to cut off the blood and family ties!"
Yin Jue's face was broken: "You fucking insist on picking up which pot?"
"This is a fact!"
He still hasn't said anything, Yun Xiao's life card is still in Tianjian Sect!
If one day the Heavenly Sword Sect Master is pushed to the extreme and the Sect Master becomes interested in the fate card, she will die without a burial place!
The life tablet is something left in the ancestral hall by the direct lineage of the sect leader since his birth.
It can also be regarded as a fatal weakness.
Yun Xiao glanced at him: "You don't have a penis."
Xiao didn't listen and continued to talk nonsense: "You are simply too lawless and your behavior is vulgar. Sooner or later no one will want you!"
Yun Xiao: "You don't have a penis."
Xiao Ze: "No matter what, I was once your senior brother, and you and I were still determined."
Yun Xiao: "You don't have a penis."
Xiao Ze was so angry that he cursed: "What the hell do you know?"
Yun Xiaofeng Qingyun said: "You are the one without a penis."
Conversations like this ended with Xiao Ze's failure.
If it weren't for the fact that the scene was not suitable for wild laughter, Qu Yunyang could laugh out loud like a rainbow.
It’s really heartbreaking that you don’t have a penis.
Qu Yunyang and Jian Qianxiao supported Yun Xiao one by one: "Well done!"
"But he really didn't!"
"That's why he's the one no one wants."
"Rogue." Jian Qianxiao chuckled: "Suddenly I felt that this was good."
"Nothing can change without its sect." Yun Xiao gave a thumbs up: "But I have something left behind in the Tianjian Sect, and I will go there later."
Xiao Ze's words just now reminded her of the fate card. Of course she had to get it back.
"I'm ready to be rude to them."
Shi Yubai took a few steps forward and smiled warmly: "Tell me more."
Yun Xiao: "I think"
She just wanted to point at the Tianjian Sect and Echo Sect opposite, but there was nothing there.
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"Run away?" Yun Xiao's eyes widened in shock: "Aren't they from a decent family?"
"Since when did you become a turtle?"
Wan Lan held up his forehead: "They ran as fast as they could."
She had never seen Tianjian Sect and Echo Sect running so fast, as if there were ghosts chasing them behind.
Qu Yunyang rushed forward excitedly and added: "I saw Xiao Ze chewing his big teeth when he left."
"Did you bite it until it exploded?" Wan Lan looked confused: "Clenched your teeth until your big teeth exploded?"
"Yes." Qu Yunyang nodded happily: "I also saw Wen Dan telling Xiao Ze to leave, but Xiao Ze didn't leave. He got angry and bit two holes in Xiao Ze's pants."
"There is no normal person in the Tianjian Sect with such special feelings!"
Jian Qianxiao sighed for a while, thinking about it, the junior sister is more normal.
Wan Lan: "Well, we are relatively normal."
"Then go on to find them now?"
Qu Yunyang took out the jade card and took a look at it: "There are only two days left in the secret realm. The Tianjian Sect is still the last one and the Echo Sect is the second last one. Now as long as they are not allowed to get a few points, they will be completely ruined."
"Junior sister, do you have any good ideas?"
Anyway, just engage them!
"The loudspeaker." Yun Xiao dug into his pocket again: "I'll lend it to you."
"Use a loudspeaker to go around in a small circle looking for people. As long as they can't get points, they will be finished."
Yun Xiao pressed the switch and started to send a group recording: "Children of Huiyin Tianjian Sect, your father is waiting for you in the center with AD calcium milk. Come quickly when you hear the loudspeaker. Don't talk to strangers."
After the recording is completed, everyone is left with a loudspeaker.
"Play it to me."
"Your dad is holding AD calcium milk"
"Your dad is holding AD calcium milk"
"Your dad is holding AD calcium milk"
"Your dad is holding AD calcium milk"
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Your dad is standing there one after another with AD calcium milk!
Yun Xiao felt very satisfied and could set off.
Wan Su opened his eyes wide and looked at the thing in his hand: "Do you really want to do this?"
"This is my father's concern for them." Yun Xiao patted him on the shoulder with an upright look on his face: "Don't be afraid, come on!"
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Wan Lan looked at the loudspeaker in his hand, and when he turned it on, it said: "Your dad."
The corner of her mouth twitched: "Do you really want to use it?"
It would not be an accident if Qingfeng Sect was beaten by a group of people one day.
"Sister." Yun Xiao moaned and moved his head up and down her body: "Their hearts are dead but their legs are not. They can still run. It's very scary."
"We must study for the rise of cultivation and strive for male models with broad shoulders and narrow waists."
When Wan Lan thought about the countless loudspeakers of your father spreading in the secret territory, her mind went into knots: "Okay."
Yun Xiao has already set off excitedly with a trumpet!
"Rush!!"
"Come on!!!"
Your Father's Charge has assembled!
【I’m fuckin’ fuckin’ fuckin’ fuck! ! ! ! 】
[Your dads come out of the cage in a group! ! ! 】
[Laugh so hard, Echo Sect and Tianjian Sect, don’t run away, your dads are coming to you with AD calcium milk! 】
[I feel that other direct descendants are gradually developing on an abnormal path! 】
Because your father's power to find people is too huge, the disciples of Huiyin Sect and Tianjian Sect began to scatter in groups!
"Yun Xiao is such a pervert!"
"She hasn't become a pervert for a day or two!"
Xiao Ze and Wen Dan hid behind an ice pile and cursed and gasped. Your father's voice filled the secret realm.
He was still scolding, only a few words over and over again.
Yun Xiao suddenly poked his head out from the ice pile and shouted: "Ah, really? I didn't know I was going so far!"
As she climbed down the ice pile, she twisted and crawled, screamed darkly, grabbed their hair, and banged their heads with a hammer while shouting: "How could I go so far! Ah! How could I go so far! Ah——!" "
Xiao Ze was frightened and ran around with his head in his hands: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Wen Dan jumped three feet high and screamed wildly: "Ahhhhhhhhh!!!"
Yun Xiao came out of nowhere!
Does this thing make no sound when walking? ? ? ?
Seeing that they were both going crazy, Yun Xiao finally stopped where he was and smiled.
"Hi~"
The other side.
Qu Yunyang and Jian Qianxiao also met Yin Jue and his party.
They smiled and greeted each other with hammers: "Hi~"
Let this bitch speak ill of Junior Sister behind her back.
Yin Jue was forced to panic and exploded Xiao Ze's melon like crazy!
Qu Yunyang crossed his arms and said, "Finally it's Xiao Ze's turn. I'm tired of hearing the previous talk."
Jian Qianxiao was very interested: "Niubi still has this matter."
Xiao Ze once pretended to be a woman to chat with Yun Shang on the cultivation forum, and then invited the two men to the same room.
Xiao Ze was beaten and broken by a rat when he was a child, and he did not dare to tell adults.
When Xiao Ze was a child, he would hide in the sect's main hall. He would dip his chopsticks in feces and write "Sect Leader I Love You" on the wall for fear of being scolded. When he came back, he would be beaten by the leader of the Tianjian Sect.
【#burst! The Chief of Tianjian Sect! 】
【#Come quickly! Dip in shit! 】
【#火狐精品! Xiao Ze was beaten to the bone by a mouse! 】
【#blastburstburst! The chief of Tianjian Sect is dating two men! ! ! ! 】
Xiao Ze is angry again! ! ! ! !
