Chapter 91 I returned to China, this time...

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People outside the court were also laughing like crazy:

[During the day: Hahahahahahaha, at night: Someone come and save me! 】

[I’m so scared that I can’t see the sun tomorrow]

【Will-o'-the-wisp boy! 】

[Don’t talk about Tianjian Sect and Echo Sect, I would be scared to death even if I walked here in the middle of the night! 】

[The eyes of this thing can also light up, hahaha, it makes me laugh! 】

[Midnight, old man, heart attack, bankrupt. 】

[No kidding, if I meet him at night I will scold him from beginning to end]

Just as the audience outside the venue laughed, things developed in an even scarier and weirder direction!

The next second, the faceless dementor on the shore actually threw something!

"Crackling!!!"

A burst of firecrackers and bombs ejected from the shore, and the gunpowder was flying with extremely powerful attack power!

"call out!"

"Boohoo!!!!"

So under the shocked gaze of the green-headed fish army, Xiao Ze was blasted directly into the sky by firecrackers. After landing, he was blown up to his buttocks. His legs were tumbling back and forth, screaming!

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Yin Jue was so excited that she danced the tango, her small waist twisting and turning quickly.

The relatives of the two clans were jumping up and down, but several of them crushed the jade tokens and went out.

Qu Yunyang:! ! !

Jian Qianxiao:! ! !

Shi Yubai took a deep breath.

Jiang Xingzhou:! ! !

Greenheads and Rowing Troops:! ! ! ! ! ! !

The same thought appeared in everyone's mind - can this guy offend Yun Xiao?

Both Tianjian Sect and Huiyin Sect were danced with joy by the explosion!

In just a dozen breaths, Yin Jue and Xiao Ze performed various difficult postures, including jumping up trees and burrowing into the mud, and letting out a series of screams!

Yun Xiao hugged Jiang Xingzhou's arm for support and spoke excitedly: "Hey, it's not powerful enough."

Jiang Xingzhou was stiff and motionless.

It seemed as if everything Yun Xiao touched was on fire.

“They’ve already danced, so why can’t they dance the Cha Cha?”

"It seems you have taught them before, right?"

"This is the first time I've seen such a stupid person."

Everyone: "."

[Tianjian Sect: I have never truly felt such despair]

[Wen Dan looked at the sky stupidly and shouted for help? ? ? 】

[Hahahahahahahahahahaha I can’t even imagine how exciting it is on the shore! ! 】

[A tree riddled with holes: I won’t be able to say a word until my lawyer comes]

[The position cannot be lost. The deserters who crushed the jade tokens were pulled out and killed! ! 】

[Hahahahahaha @hang teammates on the tree @riding pig boss @pure little cucumber @hairline rescue team @come and see hahahahahaha]

A cock crows from the shore!

Ghosts are crying and wolves are howling on the shore!

Yinrui clung to the tree with tears of despair.

Forget it, she doesn't want to participate in the sect competition next year.

Let Yin Jue fly bravely and let him carry the pain on his own!

The disciples of the three sects, who were already well-informed, couldn't help but explode at this moment.

The power of this thing from the underworld is so scary!

Yun Xiao chuckled: "There's nothing left to see, let's go?"

"Okay!" Wan Su replied loudly: "What Senior Sister Yun Xiao said is right."

Wan Lan: "."

Good guy, he switched sides the moment he saw Yun Xiao's terrifying situation.

Wantu patted him on the shoulder to comfort him.

A group of monks stepped on green-headed fish and slid deep into the glacier. It was quite spectacular!

About a quarter of an hour later, everyone had reached the narrow section of the glacier, but a huge animal suddenly appeared in the center.

How big is it?

A snow cow magnified hundreds of times.

Maybe one hoof can trample the Greenhead Troops into pieces!

Yun Xiao:?

Qu Yunyang couldn't help but curse: "Damn it! What's the situation? Whose cow is so big?"

"From the glacier." Yun Xiao came closer and took a mouthful.

From a visual inspection, this snow cow is not easy to deal with. It has a rough skin and thick flesh, so it is impossible to deal with it forcefully.

"???" Jian Qianxiao looked confused.

Qu Yunyang hooked up with him and said, "Come on! Give me your shameless elixir."

The third child also has a lot of abnormal things in his pocket, which may be very useful.

"I am a serious alchemy cultivator, do you understand me?" Jian Qianxiao smiled evilly: "You use your sword. Didn't you pick a sow last time?"

Qu Yunyang was not to be outdone: "You even picked a sow's butt!"

Jian Qianxiao said unscrupulously: "You even carried the sow into Wang Keke's bed!"

"."

[I examine myself three times a day, I am right! 】

[What’s wrong with sows? Hahahaha! ! ! 】

[No, the fax from Qingfeng Sect is going to make me laugh out loud! Lose money! 】

[This is not the sow of the Qingfeng Sect, but the sow in Wang Wei’s poem]

The audience burst into laughter, and the Seven Star Sect and Wanyao Sect were also shocked.

Wan Lan and Wan Tu thought for a while. Did they form a group to eat shit last time they went to Qingfeng Sect?

When she thought of this, Wan Lan's face turned green and she was speechless.

She was a little afraid that Yun Xiao would feed her shit directly.

Bai Xun: "Stop arguing!"

Bai Yue was horrified: "This thing is targeting us!"

This snow cow treading water without a trace can really trample them into cakes!

Depend on! Why bother with the sow at such a dangerous time?

Shi Yubai quietly wiped the position of the head of the piano, which he had recently inlaid with diamonds.

Resistant to damage.

Wan Su approached Yun Xiao with some hesitation: "Sister Yun Xiao."

He just said four words and felt hairs on his back, and he didn't know why.

Yun Xiao had just put something in Jiang Xingzhou's pocket when she heard him speak.

"Senior Sister Yunxiao, do you have any good ideas?"

Wan Su struggled to speak despite the air-conditioning, and the other direct disciples also listened with their ears pricked up.

Yun Xiao immediately gave him an inscrutable look: "Cats can meow, dogs can bark, what can chickens do?"

Wansu:? ? ?

Yun Xiao sighed: "The chicken will be left to those who are prepared."

Everyone: "."

She knew with her feet that she couldn't fight this thing!

"Look!" Yun Xiao pointed with his finger.

Wan Lan paused for a moment: "What are you looking at?"

Wantu wondered: "What's over there?"

Yun Xiao gave them an angry look: "You little calf!"

This is the saying goes: to capture the thief first, capture the king.

Xueniu was getting closer and closer, Wan Su trembled: "So what Senior Sister Yunxiao means?"

"Catch the calf?"

Yun Xiao snapped his fingers: "You sing to lure the snow cow, I will run quickly to catch the calf behind it."

"Run away after that!"

Bai Xun's face was expressionless: "Are you so kind?"

"If you don't run first, I'll be trampled to death if I can't run away later." Yun Xiao was very honest.

Bai Xun: "."

Oh, it’s too early to talk.

Yun Xiao taught the song to everyone very generously: "Do you remember it?"

"."

Was this song sung by someone? ? ?

Are they really still practicing normal alchemy and body cultivation?

"get ready!"

Yun Xiao took out a pair of bee wings and put them on himself, and said in a low voice: "I'm back home."

"This time I want to take back everything that originally belonged to me."

Jiang Xingzhou said calmly: "Half for each person."

Yun Xiao:? ? ?

Although she was confused, she was still very generous and got a pair of bee wings for the fourth senior brother.

"Buzz buzz~ buzz buzz~"

Two little bees flew into the glacier to steal the cow!

Qu Yunyang raised his arms and shouted: "Family, are you ready?"

All the relatives endured the weirdness and responded: "...Ready!"