Yunshang:! ! !
Yin Jue, who was hit by the piano, was so scared that he ran away with his head in his arms:! ! !
Xiao Ze, who heard Yun Xiao speak:! ! !
The next second, Yunshang's butt exploded!
Everyone looked up suddenly.
Qu Yunyang and Jian Qianxiao quickly avoided it, both of them looking confused!
"Yun Shang's hemorrhoids ruptured?"
"Yun Shang's hemorrhoids are everywhere!"
"Holy shit, shit, shit, shit! Get out of the way!"
Yun Shang's face turned green.
At this moment, her buttocks couldn't help but stick out, and the blood from hemorrhoids sprayed all over the sky and covered every Tianjian Sect disciple!
Xiao Ze: "Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Wen Dan: "Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Disciples of the Heavenly Sword Sect: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Jiang Xingzhou could hardly breathe.
Is it really unexpected what the junior sister did? ? ? ! ! !
Qu Yunyang suddenly took out a red speaker and played the charge song: "Charge quickly! Defeat the Tianjian Sect!"
Jian Qianxiao echoed: "Rush!"
Yun Xiao raised his arms and shouted: "Down with the evil forces! Long live the Qingfeng Sect!"
Everyone in the Qingfeng Sect: "Go! Go! Go! Tianjian Sect, do you want to go ahead!!!"
What follows is even more exciting.
Yin Jue, who wanted to help, danced a disco on the spot with the help of Jian Qianxiao.
Xiao Ze stood on his feet and raised his mouth to a sharp point, pecking at the ice like crazy in the water!
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! 】
[Our slogan is: Make trouble, make trouble, make trouble! 】
[Shrimp (kill) heart (human) pig (kill) heart]
[Xiao Ye’s class has started hahahahahaha! ! ! ! ! 】
[Master Xiao, I am your dog! ! ! Woof woof woof! Sister. Sister (taxi) (run to my sister) (beating other puppies) (beaten other puppy)
[Hahahaha, who knows? This is the first time I feel sympathy for the younger brothers and younger sisters of Tianjian Sect! 】
[Hahahahaha, even if Yun Shang has athlete's foot, why does she still have hemorrhoids? ! 】
【hhhhhhhhhh burst out laughing】
[The human heart is more terrifying than hemorrhoids. Even though Yun Shang knew it was Yun Xiao’s contracted beast, she still wanted to skin it. Afterwards, when people came to find her, she started to pretend to be pitiful! 】
The leader of Tianjian Sect's face was completely broken, and he yelled in embarrassment: "Wang Keke, is this how your Qingfeng Sect allows your disciples to bully others?"
"Ouch."
Wang Keke stroked his beard: "It is normal for children to fight and compete with each other. Could it be that the leader of the Tianjian Sect also wants to enter the secret realm?"
Heavenly Sword Sect Leader:! ! !
"I'm normal shit!"
The leader of the Tianjian Sect was always a free-spirited person, but now he also cursed: "Do you really think I can't do anything to you?"
"I"
"Clang!"
Before the leader of Tianjian Sect could finish his words, he was caught off guard and was knocked unconscious by Wang Ke with a shovel!
“Damn it, just watch the game, there’s so much nonsense!”
Wang Keke put away the shovel with a look of disgust.
Elder of the Seven Star Sect: "."
Elder of Wanyao Sect: "."
Huiyin Sect elder: "."
Yun Shang's hemorrhoids were still bleeding in the arena, and he finally scared away all the disciples from other sects.
Yin Jue, who was dancing the disco, was taken away by Yin Ruiyin, who came over. Xiao Ze, the only one left, was still frantically chipping away at the ice.
Wen Dan was so frightened that he wrote a diary like crazy.
Yun Shang kept trying to cover her butt with both hands, and her face was all red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple!
She never thought in her life that her hemorrhoids would burst in front of everyone!
Yun Shang yelled wildly: "Yun Xiao, you are so vicious, my father will never let you go! He will never let you go!"
She shouted as she found a pocket and covered her back.
"Puff puff puff——"
But a certain sound continued to sound.
She was so ashamed and angry that she was dying of shame!
"Ah? Is your father so cruel?" Yun Xiao flicked the handkerchief: "But I just helped you solve your hemorrhoids. What did I do wrong?"
"You" Yun Shang's eyes turned red with anger.
"Your father is so fierce, so he dares to do anything?" Yun Xiao was a little curious.
"Nonsense! Do you think daddy will turn on you?" Yun Shang went completely crazy: "Just wait for me!"
She is extremely vicious and threatening.
Yun Xiao became even more curious: "Your father dares to do anything, does he dare to eat shit?"
Yun Shang couldn't speak without thinking: "He dares!"
After she finished speaking, she realized what she had said: "Yun Xiao!"
Yun Xiao immediately pretended to be afraid and hid behind Jiang Xingzhou: "My sister is really scary, with a cold light flashing in her eyes. Dad dares to eat shit, but we don't dare."
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha What else is there that the Master of Tianjian doesn’t dare to do? 】
[Where did he secretly hide his food? 】
[Daily mouth movements: Hahahahahaha]
[The leader of Tianjian Sect performs unique skills online: eating and broadcasting! ! ! ! 】
【Fuck! Master Xiao, do you want to laugh me to death so you can inherit my inheritance? 】
The leader of the Tianjian Sect had just woken up and became angry when he heard these words.
Wang Keke wondered: "Eat shit, just eat shit. There's nothing to be embarrassed about. I don't discriminate against your hobbies."
A quarter of an hour later.
Yunshang's hemorrhoid inventory was finally emptied.
Opposite her was Yun Xiao's five-person group standing in a circle, and they all applauded in unison.
And express your remarks in a timely manner.
Yun Xiao took the lead: "It's so hard to have hemorrhoids."
Qu Yunyang followed up: "Hemorrhoids are inherited from the Heavenly Sword Sect Master."
Jian Qianxiao smiled: "Master Tianjian can eat shit without vomiting."
Shi Yubai hesitated: "Father and daughter have a deep love."
Jiang Xingzhou concluded: "Hemorrhoids Fu."
Yun Shang: "Ahhhhhhhh!!!"
“昘欻欻!!!”
Xiao Ze wanted to say something.
But I couldn't stop cutting the ice, so I could only look anxiously with my eyes crooked.
"Eldest brother, if you really love me, why don't you come and help me now!"
Seeing that she was alone and helpless, Yun Shang started to look at Xiao Ze again.
"If you are not so kind and protective of me, why are you just pecking at the ice to find treasures now!"
Yun Shang vented his anger.
“昘欻欻!!!”
She was answered by a series of accelerated ice-cutting sounds.
Xiao Ze is going crazy. He's not looking for treasures, he just can't stop!
Yun Xiao touched his nose.
"You disappoint me so much. You just want to have me all to yourself. If you don't save me, you don't really love me!"
"Why didn't you help me? Instead, you kept holding me back, which made Senior Brother Yin leave me!"
"Now it seems that Senior Brother Yin is the only Senior Brother Yin in this world!"
Yun Shang became more and more excited as she spoke, her eyes red.
“歘欻欻!!!!!!”
Xiao Ze became even more excited, ice chips flew everywhere, and he was finally able to speak!
"Then Xiao Ze is also the only Xiao Ze in the world!"
"Elder brother, if you do this, I will never talk to you again!"
Yun Shang was so angry that she burst into tears.
"If you don't say it, don't say it. There isn't a word I like to hear." Xiao Ze was also very angry.
["Let Me So Disappointed", "Just Want Me Exclusively", "The Unique Senior Brother Yin", "The Unique Xiao Ze"]
[Hahahahahaha, we got into an argument. I learned. If you don’t say anything, you won’t say a word. I like to hear a word. 】
[Hahahahahaha Xiao Ze was forced to chip away at the ice! ! ! 】
【Love makes people confused! 】
[There are five other people watching the excitement! 】
[It’s amazing that there is also a divine gift for hemorrhoids! 】
"This conversation is so explosive," Yun Xiao couldn't help but sigh.
Jiang Xingzhou's eyes flashed and he said seriously: "Junior sister is also the only junior sister in the world."
Yun Xiao: "."
