Bai Xun exploded: "Damn it! I didn't get anything, why do you still ask me to invite you!"
Yun Xiao frowned: "Why are you as stingy as me?"
She took two steps forward and poked him: "I want to see a generous person."
Bai Xun was silent: "."
There is no way to accept this.
Yun Xiao raised his arms and shouted: "Wuhu! Bai Xun invites you to dinner!"
Qu Yunyang: "Okay!"
Bai Xun shouted: "I didn't agree!"
Yun Xiao's smile faded: "Why are you so stingy?"
Bai Xun's face cracked and he looked at Bai Yue: "Am I stingy?"
Bai Yue: "."
"You're generous, please."
"Then I'm stingy too."
The two looked at each other speechlessly.
Yun Xiao happily said: "Come on, everyone is so stingy, let's shake hands."
Then the two Bai brothers also ran faster than dogs.
The elders of each sect overheard the conversation: "."
"No, I can't bear it. 》
"Look at what a generous person looks like. 》
"Everyone is so stingy, shake hands." 》
The clan members who were about to leave passed the message: "."
They were really not jealous at all that Yun Xiao could get the relic.
Qu Yunyang: "Hahahaha, let's all be stingy together!"
Jian Qianxiao: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Amidst all the discussions, the sect elders still focused on the replay of the zombie incident in Dahe City.
Before others entered Dahe City, Yun Xiao and his senior brothers had already become brothers and sisters to the city lord and obtained the city map.
When others entered the city, Yun Xiao had already turned into a zombie leader.
While others were fighting outside the city, Yun Xiao had already started wholesale clothing.
While others were collecting heads, Yun Xiao began to attack wildly regardless of humans or animals!
In the end, when someone else fell into the manure pit, it was Yun Xiao who hooked the hook on his pants and pulled him up!
The elder of the Seven Star Sect sighed: [Other direct descendants of this relic really cannot take it away. 】
Elder of Wanyao Sect: [There are talented people from generation to generation, and each generation becomes stronger than the last. 】
Elder of Huiyin Sect: [Have you found Xiao Ze’s insole? 】
Qingfeng Sect King Keke: [Previously City Lord Jiang was still asking me if Xiao Ze had an amputation and why one leg was long and the other short. 】
Heavenly Sword Sect Leader: [Shut up! 】
Wan Lan looked at Yun Xiao and his group who were leaving: "I suddenly envied her so much."
Yun Xiao is a person who dares to love and hate.
The world of cultivation is extremely hypocritical, and a girl who can achieve this level really steps on her heart.
Wan Lan bent her eyes and smiled: "If there is a next time, I will bring more buns for her to eat."
Wantu: "."
Xiao Ze, who was on his way back to the clan, looked cold and said nothing.
Yun Shang followed behind aggrievedly without saying a word.
Wen Danzuo looked at it again and again, then secretly took out his diary.
[On April 20th of the Cultivation Calendar, the weather is fine.
The eldest brother fell into the manure pit, and Yun Xiao used a hook to hook his pants and pull him up.
I saw with my own eyes that there were many tattered holes in his pants.
It turns out that in private, Senior Brother has to wear his pants inside and out for three years?
I heard from some classmates that Senior Sister Yun Shang is the same.
Senior Brother ate a lot today, and there were enoki mushrooms pulled out by others around his mouth.
I think there's a good chance I won't be able to eat anything tonight. 】
Yun Xiao glanced at the Tianjian Sect and his group who were leaving and sighed.
"I don't know who is the beneficiary, but when I saw Yun Shang, I felt like I was the victim. I originally wanted to blow up the cesspool and end it once and for all."
Shi Yubai spoke softly: "After this experience, fellow Taoist Xiao must be able to see clearly what Yun Shang is like."
Yun Xiao: "See clearly?"
"He's got a hole in his head."
Shi Yubai: "?"
Junior sister, do you mean that Xiao Zegou can't change his habit of eating shit?
Yun Xiao sat on his flying sword and held the steering wheel.
Yun Shang is a heartthrob in the book, and even though Xiao Ze will be angry for a while, he will eventually forgive her.
Everyone in this brainless Mary Sue article came to their senses, and it took a long time to correct it.
"But I'm really curious about who she likes." Qu Yunyang joined the conversation excitedly: "I heard that you can't hide your love for someone."
"If you like a few more, just hide them." Yun Xiao chuckled.
Yun Xiao added: "I thought I could win my sister's heart by holding her hand, but I didn't expect that my sister is an octopus spirit."
"." Jian Qianxiao didn't know what else to say.
A few gossips together look like the old ladies at the east end of the village gathering to chat.
Especially the junior sister, there is no trace of a girl in her anymore.
Several people flew with swords and returned to Qingfeng Sect with Yun Xiao's beloved motorcycle.
Two hours later.
The relic is placed in the middle.
Yun Xiao and the five others were forced to form a circle.
They originally thought they could have a good rest, but Wang Keke actually asked them to endorse the relics! ! !
Shi Yubai calmly said: "The ancestor created the world."
Jiang Xingzhou said expressionlessly: "Ancestor created the world."
Yun Xiao covered her ears and recited crazily: "My ancestor loves to eat honey! My ancestor makes PPT! My ancestor signed a contract with Victoria's Secret! My ancestor's toes are gripping the ground!!!"
Qu Yunyang also covered his ears: "Ancestor stuck his butt out and farted!!!"
Jian Qianxiao also shouted: "Ancestor performs Huangmei Opera!!!"
Shi Yubai was confused: "When did ancestor learn so many things?"
Jiang Xingzhou: "???!!!"
Wang Keke's mouth twitched when he heard: "Yun Xiao, Qu Yunyang, Jian Qianxiao!!!"
Yun Xiao put down the hand covering his ears and whispered: "I can't remember."
"If you can't remember it, just change it. The relics are the most suitable for reciting the Heart Sutra to clear your mind and improve your eyesight!"
Wang Keke roared angrily and banged the table.
Qu Yunyang wanted to cry: "I really don't want to carry it anymore."
He really didn't know that his ancestor knew so many things.
Because of the magical effect of the relic, Wang Keke firmly believed that it could repair the brain.
With a solemn expression, Yun Xiao tied a red cloth strip on her head and wrote - Must Win!
Shi Yubai and Jiang Xingzhou sat a little further apart in silence.
Yun Xiao covered her ears and shouted desperately: "Qingfeng beats the Pipa spirit three times! Qingfeng! Pipa spirit! Qingfeng beats the Pipa spirit three times!"
When reciting——
"Put chicken essence in Qingfeng's cooking! Qingfeng got her period in the middle of the night!!!"
Qu Yunyang and Jian Qianxiao were also completely led astray!
"The cool breeze kisses the black bear spirit!"
"Qingfeng dog bites Lu Dongbin!"
Qu Yunyang scratched his head: "No, why do you feel something is wrong?"
Wang Keke: "."
Shi Yubai: "."
Jiang Xingzhou: "."
There was no way to memorize this book, so Wang Keke cursed and left.
Yun Xiao stared at the Heart Sutra.
The heart sutra is motionless.
She suddenly shouted: "Xi Ba!"
Then Yun Xiao threw away the Heart Sutra and flipped over the table cover with his bare hands!
Throw the drawer out too! ! !
The whole person stuck to the frame structure and walked away slowly, pouting his butt.
? ? ? ! ! ! !
Qu Yunyang swallowed: "So this is how the homework table is used."
Jian Qianxiao remained silent: "I feel like my junior sister can eat people right now."
Even the table was cut into pieces.
Jiang Xingzhou looked at the direction Yun Xiao left and thought for a moment to follow.
The junior sister must be under too much pressure. In fact, with him in Qingfeng Sect, there is no need for her to be depressed to this extent.
When Jiang Xingzhou found Yun Xiao, she was leaning under a tree and reading.
Sunshine, breeze, tree shadows and the girl in white.
Beautiful yet tinged with sadness.
Jiang Xingzhou stepped forward slowly and said: "Little junior sister"
As a result, when Yun Xiao looked up, he saw the book in her hand.
——"Swapping bodies with animals"
——"Human Demonstration Animal Illustrated Book"
