In the school.
When Yun Xiao found a place to sit down, she saw Bai Xun and Bai Yue. She immediately said hello: "Hi~ are you okay?"
The two of them said expressionlessly: "Thank you, very good."
Yun Xiao turned to chat with Jiang Xingzhou again, and then some monks came in one after another, including Yin Jue, who looked like he was about to die with spider silk on his head.
I didn't see the first senior brother, second senior brother, or third senior brother.
Before everyone is here, Wraith Soul Academy may be implementing a divided class system.
A minute later, a grudge with a monkey face and an expressionless expression stood on the front stage. His mouth opened and closed: "Attention, students, this class is a story class."
"There are three incense sticks in one class, and each person takes turns telling a story. The winner will have the highest points."
Master Monkey Face did not say what would happen if he could not speak out.
But Yun Xiao saw it immediately.
The first person to tell the story was the Huiyin Sect disciple sitting in the first row. He had never heard any stories before!
"My mother had a rainy day when she gave birth to me."
The disciple stuttered and told the story.
The monkey-faced master was expressionless. He slapped him hard against the wall and couldn't get it off: "Unqualified!"
Yun Xiao's eyebrows stood up in fear: "Fuck!"
Jiang Xingzhou's eyebrows knitted together: "Can you hit people?"
Bai Xun almost collapsed: "What the hell is this!"
Bai Yue was sitting in the fourth row and was very frightened: "There are only three left and it's my turn!!"
Yin Jue's face twitched and his expression was contorted. As the young master of the Huiyin Sect, he was usually the most conspicuous and the first in any lecture or conversation, so he sat first in the middle row! ! !
Yun Xiao looked around and then looked at Jiang Xingzhou with peace of mind: "Fortunately, we are sitting in the prime position in the last row."
She just likes to sit by the window next to the trash can.
Jiang Xingzhou's head hurt suddenly: "Let me think of a way."
Everyone thought that if the story was not up to par, then forget it, but Master Monkey Face picked the Huiyin Sect disciple down and said, "Continue."
Disciple: "My mother——"
Snapped!
Another thick mouth.
Disciple: "My father——"
Snapped!
Disciple: "I——"
Snapped!
The loudmouth in class kept slapping him, and the disciple finally thought of the explosive story and shouted: "My father and mother fell in love with my aunt at the same time, and I am my aunt's child!"
After saying that, he closed his eyes tightly and waited for a slap in the face.
As a result, the monkey-faced master walked past him expressionlessly and walked to Yin Jue.
Yin Jue swallowed hard and pretended to be elegant: "Can you not slap me in the face?"
Snapped!
There was another thick and loud slap, and the sound was embedded in the wall.
Everyone: "!!!!!"
"Don't hit me, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…"voluntied monkssssssssssssssssss.
What did they do wrong? ! !
"What kind of ghost secret realm is this?" Wang Keke's eyebrows were twisted together.
The other elders also looked confused. It seems that the secret realm was not like this in previous years?
The leader of the Tianjian Sect frowned so hard that he could kill a mosquito: "I don't know, but the secret realm seems to have spiritual consciousness."
Wang Keke's eyes fell on the faces of Jiang Xingzhou and Yun Xiao again. These two guys had the most beautiful faces, so don't break them, otherwise they won't give discounts next time you go shopping.
He sighed deeply, thinking that when he was young, he was also popular with thousands of girls, but it was a pity that his glory was fleeting.
In the secret realm, the people in front of them were all slapped into pig heads.
The monkey-faced master walked up to Yun Xiao, and Jiang Xingzhou protected her behind him with a solemn expression.
"Fourth Senior Brother, don't be afraid, I will protect you!" Yun Xiao stuffed him alive under the table with dignity.
Everyone: "!!!"
Jiang Xingzhou, who was on the table above his head, had a dark face: "!!!"
The monkey-faced master looked at Yun Xiao.
Yun Xiao domineeringly put his feet on the stool and whistled loudly: "Listen carefully, I'm going to cover this man under the table! I can tell you two stories!"
"She has been dead for seven years, and he has been crazy for seven years, until he saw three miniature versions of himself at the airport, and he exploded without any trace of his body!"
"The God of War came home and found that his five-year-old daughter had been sold to a restaurant. With an order, one hundred thousand retired soldiers came and made his daughter into bone soup!"
Yin Jue said with a bruised and swollen face: "???!!!"
What the hell are you talking about!
Bai Xun wanted to cry: "My face, I bet she will get beaten!"
Bai Yue touched his mouth: "My teeth have been knocked out!"
Other disciples: Mom! We want to go home! Ohh Ohh ohh!
But to everyone's surprise, after listening to the story, the monkey-faced master even had a fanatical light in his eyes. He was so excited that he handed a notebook to Yun Xiao.
"sign!!!"
"This is a really good story!!!!"
How lucky it is to meet a good friend who is in tune with its soul!
"It's easy to say, you have such a discerning eye!"
Yun Xiao happily signed his ugly name.
The monkey-faced master stuffed his arms like a treasure.
He speeded up and started to smoke the big mouth for the second round just to listen to Yun Xiao's story!
"Can you please stop slapping me in the face?" Yin Jue was really beaten to the point of losing his temper. At this moment, he really wanted to kill Yun Xiao!
Ever since Yun Xiao was born, even the secret realm has become abnormal!
The children were really beaten to tears, and the scene of Yinjue's nose covered in tears made the audience silent for a while.
[Can we stop crying? 】
[The Great Wall made him cry. 】
"Bai Yue, save me!"
The whole room was in chaos, and Bai Xun climbed up the pillar shamelessly.
In order to save his younger brother, Bai Yue simply imitated Qu Yunyang and kicked him three ways.
Who knew it didn’t! ! !
When the monkey-faced master turned around, Bai Yue clamped his legs together and quickly climbed up the pillar!
At this time, two brothers from the Bai family were climbing up and down a pillar: "Come up, hurry up, hurry up!!!"
Bai Xun's expression was distorted and he moved his butt upwards.
If he still had a choice, he really didn't want to do such a shameful act!
What a garbage secret.
While the remaining disciples were either being beaten or running around the room, Yin Jue gritted his teeth and got on all fours to get under the table!
While everyone was crying and being slapped, Yun Xiao and the Master had a very happy conversation.
The master enthusiastically served her a cup of the fine Rainfall Longjing.
Somewhat disgusted, he gave Jiang Xingzhou a glass of boiled water.
Such a bizarre scene made people instantly speechless.
[Laughing so hard that I almost burst into tears! 】
[Hahahahahaha, I’m going to laugh my head off! 】
[What kind of famous mentally retarded scene is this? Gagaaaaaaaaa.]
[I admit that my defense was broken at this moment. When my mother hit me in the past, I would also get into the corner of the bed hahahahaha! ! ! 】
[I can only say that everyone is becoming more and more abnormal under the leadership of Yun Xiao. The physical practitioners of the Seven Star Sect can climb trees and steal peaches! 】
[The young master of the Echo Sect is still hiding under the table! 】
[Who can climb pillars faster, a physical practitioner or a monkey? 】
[Don’t, hahaha! It’s too ridiculous! Hahahahaha! 】
Xiao Ze, who stood obediently next to the leader of the Tianjian Sect, was full of joy: "Fortunately, it wasn't me who was beaten."
The Tianjian Sect Master's face twitched and he glared at him and then looked at Wang Keke: "Isn't Yun Xiao a music cultivator?"
Wang Keke spread her hands and sang affectionately: "How invincible it is~how lonely~"
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