Xiao Ze looked at the bird that was on fire again, his eyes were almost bald: "!!!"
"Step on it!"
"What the f*ck are you doing standing there in a daze!!!"
"Quickly stamp it out for me!!!"
Xiao Ze is really going crazy!
"Faster, faster, harder!!!"
"One, two, three, four, do it again!"
"Two, two, three, four, change positions!"
The disciples of Tianjian Sect began to besiege his little bird, and more than a dozen feet fell like raindrops!
"Woooooooooooooo!!" Xiao Ze shook his head frantically from side to side in pain.
"Yun Xiao! You and I are at odds with each other!" Xiao Ze broke his voice and curled up into a prawn, his whole body trembling: "Retreat! Retreat quickly!"
"No one can ever know what happened tonight!"
A group of unscrupulous underpants men from the Tianjian Sect carried the injured Xiao Ze from the dark night and retreated!
The room fell into silence for three seconds, then burst into crazy laughter!
"Hahahahahaha! Junior sister, you have taken care of all the bamboo shoots on the mountain!"
"He just knelt down!"
"You can be so accurate at such a young age. Junior sister, you are very skilled!"
Yun Xiao touched his chin curiously: "Is it really that painful?"
Qu Yunyang's smile gradually changed: "Let's put it this way, there was a feeling of separation between soul and body for a moment."
Jian Qianxiao smiled evilly: "This scene is a complete mess!"
Happy high fives from the three of them!
early morning.
Xiao Ze was on the hot search again, but he didn’t know it. He was busy looking for treatment from the master all night long.
And there was no time for him to obtain any information sources. The second game of the sect competition began.
It was still the boring speech of the leader of the Tianjian Sect, and after that, the speeches of the disciples of each sect.
Then wait to enter.
But today, almost everyone's surprised eyes fell on Xiao Ze, especially the position of his pants.
Xiao Ze is dressed in white and has a sword. He looks elegant and graceful.
He is still the proud senior brother of Tianjian Sect!
Huiyin Zongyinjue reminded with a complicated and cryptic look: "Xiao Ze, how was your practice last night?"
"As a senior brother of Tianjian Sect, I should lead by example and practice well. Master Yin Shao, why not take care of yourself." Xiao Ze snorted coldly and looked down upon him.
Yin Jue said in a calm voice: "Okay."
It's not that he doesn't want to say it, it's that this guy doesn't want to listen.
On the other side, Yun Xiao and his two senior brothers showed mysterious smiles.
Shi Yubai: "???"
Jiang Xingzhou frowned: "???"
What other immoral things did the three of them do last night?
Wang Keke kept an eye on his nose and pretended not to know anything. If his hair was pulled out again, he would really consider transplanting a pig hair wig.
But Yin Jue said that does not mean that there are no big mouths in the audience. It is not a big deal to have an audience watching the fun: "Xiao Ze, has your bird been repaired?"
One stone stirs up a thousand waves!
"Pants Man!"
"My balls hurt just looking at it!"
"You are popular! Your video is pinned to the top of the Cultivation Forum and marked red!"
In an instant, there was a huge crowd and the discussion was in full swing!
Xiao Ze's vision went dark and he hurriedly opened the communication forum.
What comes into view is——
#小泽鸡飞蛋打【explosion】
#小泽不见【热】
#天剑宗a group of underpants warriors
#Qingfengzonglittle junior sister lava shooter
Under each major title, there is also a freshly released video, in which Xiao Ze is on fire and is surrounded and trampled by everyone!
【Hahahahahaha! 】
【Weird knowledge has been added again! 】
[Not wearing pants + adding expired invisibility pill = Xiao Ze! 】
[I'm going to choke from laughter! 】
【Man’s pain! 】
Xiao Ze's vision went dark and he went crazy with anger: "Yun Xiao!!!"
She is such a pervert!
The leader of the Tianjian Sect couldn't breathe, and he wished he could beat this disciple to death who failed to achieve anything but failed to accomplish anything!
Yun Xiao tilted his head and spoke shyly: "You are still young. It doesn't matter if you lose face. Why don't you make some money yourself?"
Qu Yunyang smiled and said: "Thank you Tianjian Sect for your tolerance and companionship for us. You deserve it. Thank you."
Although Shi Yubai and Jiang Xingzhou didn't speak, they were definitely on their own side.
Jian Qianxiao winked and looked at Yun Xiao: "Little junior sister, was it true that you were never beaten when you were a child?"
Yun Xiao's beautiful eyebrows twisted: "Nonsense, I'm so rare."
What sounded at the same time as her words was Xiao Ze's scream.
"Yunxiao!!!"
When Xiao Ze was about to go crazy, everyone went into the secret realm to meet Tai Nai.
As soon as he stepped into the secret realm, a puff of water vapor hit his face.
Wow! There is a huge lake in front of us.
How big is it? It's all water.
Yun Xiao turned around and saw Jiang Xingzhou next to him, and his eyes suddenly lit up: "Fourth Senior Brother!"
Jiang Xingzhou was silent: "Junior sister."
He felt suffocated.
Yun Xiao became excited: "What a coincidence. Among all the senior brothers, the fourth senior brother is the most special. I like you so much that I even want to pack it up and send it to you."
Jiang Xingzhou's face darkened: "Don't talk!"
Yun Xiao immediately said seriously: "Okay, let's start the challenge."
The secret realm this time seems to be some kind of Resentful Soul Academy?
Wang Keke looked at the picture and let out a long sigh. Although he didn't say anything, an old man from the Tianjian Sect had just pulled a bunch of his hair away.
and--
Elder Chang of the Seven Star Sect was glaring at him.
The Huiyin Sect elders were also glaring at him.
The elders of Wanyao Sect will not participate in the war for the time being.
[I literally couldn’t breathe with laughter. If I like Fourth Senior Brother, I will give him all my farts! 】
[Hahahahaha, my intestines hurt from laughing! 】
In the secret realm, Yun Xiao and Jiang Xingzhou walked along the lake trying to find a boat.
Half an hour later, when she was tired from walking and taking a rest, she picked up Wangwang, rinsed it in the lake, and tried to ride it.
Wangwang was so frightened that he got into his pocket and refused to come out. Yunxiao sighed and talked to Jiang Xingzhou:
"Fourth Senior Brother, you can't fly here. Can you dog paddle or breaststroke?"
"Looking for a boat."
Yun Xiao: "There are five kinds of boats in the world, gold boats, silver boats, copper boats, and paper boats. There is another price for finding a boat."
Jiang Xingzhou: "Little Junior Sister"
Yun Xiao pointed forward: "Fourth Senior Brother, look, there is a red-haired monster in front of you!"
Jiang Xingzhou looked up and saw Bai Xun and Bai Yue.
Bai Xun stared at them warily: "If you have anything to say, please speak up."
Bai Yue took a step back: "Say it carefully."
Yun Xiao poked his head out from behind Jiang Xingzhou and shook his handkerchief: "What a coincidence, I won't give up the first place to you~"
Yun Xiao covered half of her face with a small handkerchief: "Hey!"
Bai Xun started to rub goosebumps with his hands, and Bai Yue didn't want to confront the pervert of Qingfeng Sect.
Just when the two parties were on guard against each other, two small boats appeared on the lake, and two boatmen wearing straw hats waved to them from a distance!
"Dear guests, do you want to go to Resentful Soul Academy?"
"Come up."
Bai Xun and Bai Yue looked at each other, clenched their swords and boarded one of the ships.
Yun Xiao also led Jiang Xingzhou happily onto another boat.
The boatman happily rocked the oar and started talking: "You guys are really good at picking my boat. I am very famous in this area of water."
Yun Xiao glanced at the bottom of the boat that was flooded with water, and stood with his feet spread apart: "Oh haha."
Jiang Xingzhou: "."
(End of chapter)