nice one? WTF?
For the first time, Jiang Xingzhou had some doubts about the word "good things". He knew that his third junior brother was an alchemy cultivator, but the elixirs he refined seemed to be getting more and more abnormal.
As soon as he raised his head, he heard some kind of sound——
In an instant, his pupils shrank sharply and his whole body trembled!
Not far away, Yun Shang covered her face and let out a wild cry like the leader of the Tianjian Sect: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
The disciples who were caught off guard by the fight in the mud pit were so frightened that they screamed and rolled over!
"There's something perverted!"
"Where did you come from, old man!"
"Run!"
Yun Xiao felt numb when she heard Yun Shang's voice: "Fuck! Back off, back off!"
Third Senior Brother's Voice Changing Pill is so scary!
"Ahhhhhh! Senior Brother Yin!"
When Yun Shang saw everyone's reaction, she screamed wildly and leaned in the direction of Yin Jue. When Yin Rui saw this disaster coming again, she was so angry that she didn't even think about picking up a piece of mud and stuffing it into her mouth!
The whole world went silent.
In Yun Shang's worthless tears, all the disciples were teleported out of the Wutian Secret Realm.
At the last moment, Yunxiao did not forget to seal the jars of honey and put them all in her pockets.
The first round of sect competition is over.
The master Yin Xiu who hit someone with his piano and apologized gracefully.
The second brother Jianxiu who feeds mud into other people's mouths and pinches the red spots on their left and right.
The third senior brother Dan Xiu who dyed Bai Xun's hair red and picked people's nostrils.
The Fourth Brother of Jianxiu was brought into the northern aunt's floral turban.
And the little junior sister Yinxiu who keeps playing drums with the alchemy furnace to stir up honeycombs.
The five members of the Qingfeng Sect went crazy with their comments, and even made reservations for Jian Qianxiao’s various weird elixirs until next year!
In this competition, Qingfeng Sect won the first place in Wutian Secret Realm with a strong advantage, mainly because of its shameless and wicked behavior.
The second, third, fourth and fifth are respectively the Echo Seven Stars Ten Thousand Medicines Heavenly Sword.
Wow! Ranking reshuffle!
When the leader of the Tianjian Sect announced the rankings on the stage, his face was extremely ugly.
All the direct descendants standing underneath were not much better, they were all covered in mud, their noses and eyes could not be seen, and it was impossible to tell who was who!
A group of clay figurine mummies, but Yun Shang’s speaking voice is particularly strange and has become a hot search on cultivation forums!
"Yun Xiao, you are so shameless!" Xiao Ze looked at his junior sister who was making an old man's voice and gritted his teeth: "If it weren't for you, how could the Tianjian Sect be in the last place!"
"Can't people blame the uneven road?" Jian Qianxiao raised an eyebrow and shot back.
Yun Xiao tugged at the third senior brother's arm: "Forget it, third senior brother, our prime minister is capable of supporting a boat. He is such a petty person. If he says something he doesn't like to hear, you are not allowed to let him do another set of radio gymnastics?"
Xiao Ze's face turned red, yellow, blue, green, blue and purple: "You bitches, you are so shameless!"
Yun Xiao observed again, and Yun Shang's eyes turned black-eyed with anger.
Seeing that there were people around to watch, Yun Xiao started again.
"Yes, we are too shameless." Her aggrieved voice sounded.
Xiao Ze immediately looked at her with wide eyes.
As a result, Yun Xiao's eyes were red, and her tears were not like Yun Shang's droplets, but like spouting water jets!
Damn it, why did the tear gas pill come with a water column upgrade! You can go put out the fire!
"Clatter, crash, crash -"
Yun Xiao cursed and took out two large buckets to catch the water column: "Like you said, we shouldn't get the first place in the secret realm competition. We shouldn't talk back when we are scolded. Our Qingfeng Sect is trash and worthless... ....”
Xiao Ze: "???!!!"
The clay figures who had not left the scene and the monks watching the battle said: "???!!!"
Qu Yunyang rolled his eyes and he and Jian Qianxiao secretly took tear gas pills at the same time and hugged two large buckets to collect the water columns.
"Clatter, crash, crash -"
"We are so pitiful!" they both cried loudly.
Shi Yubai paused for a moment, lifted up the hem of his clothes, and gracefully played a piece of music that made everyone sad when he heard it, and tears when he saw it.
The main focus was on a collaboration, and everyone was forced to wipe away tears.
Jiang Xingzhou silently took out the mouth mask given by his junior sister and covered half of his face.
Damn it! The disciples of Qingfeng Sect have collectively mutated?
She is obviously so sexy during the competition!
The next second, Wang Keke's voice came from far away: "What are you doing!"
Xiao Ze turned around and saw Wang Keke. He couldn't bear it anymore and decided to file a complaint: "Elder Wang, look at the disciples of your sect. It's really..."
Yun Xiao and the others continued to collect the water column while holding the big bucket.
Before Xiao Ze finished speaking, Wang Keke roared: "What are you doing here to bully us poor people!"
"Thirty years to the east of the river and thirty to the west of the river. Don't bully the young and old into poverty!"
Xiao Ze was so wronged that his heart, liver and lungs ached: "It's obviously them..."
He looked again and saw Yun Xiao and three people hugging each other and crying, and took out an oversized bucket to collect water.
Xiao Ze: "..."
After a few seconds, he fainted from anger, and the Tianjian Sect was crying and shouting.
The Yunxiao five-person group, led by Elder Wang, left holding buckets filled with water.
Bai Yue, who had red and swollen spots in the Seven Star Sect, and Bai Xun, who had red hair on his head and had dilated nostrils, could also hear scary words coming from several people.
Wang Keke taught earnestly and sincerely: "If you can't beat me, just scold me. If you can't scold me, just fall to the ground and touch the porcelain. Look at you, you are so stupid. You haven't stolen any spiritual stones."
Yun Xiao groaned: "Elder Wang is right, we must learn a lesson next time."
Qu Yunyang and Jian Qianxiao were left nodding their heads: "Okay!"
Yun Xiao took a look at the top of Wang Keke's head: "Elder Wang, why are you bald?"
"I won't let him go sooner or later if he is grabbed by that old guy from the Seven Star Sect!" Wang Keke also cursed.
Yun Xiao was immediately enthusiastic: "When Elder Wang gets back, I will pick up the pig hair and make a wig for you."
Qu Yunyang was startled by the younger junior sister's words, and then his eyes lit up: "Then I will help you comb the wig made of pig hair."
Jian Qianxiao pondered: "How about, Elder Wang, I will help you shave the remaining hair on your head so that you can wear a pig hair wig?"
"Get out!" Wang Keke roared. If he allowed these bastards to continue chatting, he was afraid that they would have to pull his head off on the spot!
The five of them ran wildly!
Bai Xun and Bai Yue shivered in the distance, and an idea came to their minds at the same time. They would rather not hear anything.
Looking at the Huiyin Sect again, Yin Jue was still being pinched by Yin Rui, dragging his legs towards the house.
Together with Xiao Ze, they are called the Sleeping Heroes!
The monks watching on the field laughed:
[Family members, who understands! The Qingfeng Sect is really crazy! 】
【Who knows! When they cry, it really makes me laugh to death. Who is a good person who cries into two jets of water and still does splits? 】
[I saw with my own eyes that they took out several big buckets to collect water. That’s awesome! 】
[By the way, when will the sleeping heroes of the Echo Sect and Tianjian Sect wake up? 】
[Don't wake up. If you wake up again, you will be pissed off. Yun Xiao knows how to piss people off! 】
[Upstairs, I want to know what a pig hair wig looks like. 】
[Are pig hair wigs put up for sale? 】
[I just remember the pig-raising plan that their senior brother said, the main thing is that one can only get in but not get out! 】
【Life is impermanent, the large intestine wraps around the small intestine. 】
[laughing to death. 】
[I always feel that the leader of the Tianjian Sect will go to Yun Xiao privately. 】
[Then make the old man angry to death, just in time for a feast. 】
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