Chapter 45: Guagua Dan!

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Yinming's eyes darkened: "You are simply inexplicable..."

“Quack quack quack—!”

Before he finished speaking, he felt like he was squatting on all fours and imitating the cry of a frog!

Several monster rabbits were rushed ten meters into the sky when he opened his mouth!

Yinming squatted on the ground and looked confused. What did he just do?

The rabbit tremblingly stretched out its short hand and moved for the last time, running out of breath.

Yinming's whole body was shaking like crazy: "Quack quack quack quack quack quack!"

All viewers: What happened? ? ?

[Is that a frog croaking just now? ? ? 】

[I seem to have seen Yun Xiao fly out! 】

【where is it? 】

[It seems to be in a tree hole? ? ? 】

【Hahahahahaha...】

Yinming was caught off guard by this wave of croaking, and Yunxiao was knocked into a tree hole. She pulled out her own head with both hands and still called Jian Qianxiao: "Third senior brother, hurry! Help pull it out!"

"Third Senior Brother!" Yun Xiao bumped him with her elbow anxiously!

Jian Qianxiao laughed so hard that tears came to her eyes: "Junior sister, please kill me, hahahahaha..."

"Third Senior Brother!" Yun Xiao once again moved her stuck head up and down, even using her toes to dig into the ground.

Jian Qianxiao could only laugh painfully and help her pull her head.

【So wretched! What on earth is this little junior sister from the Qingfeng Sect doing? 】

[Hahahahahahahahahaha, I can’t stand it anymore! 】

【So perverted that there is nowhere to escape! 】

[I really can’t stop laughing. What kind of ridiculous operation is this? It makes Yinming’s frog cry and rush into the tree hole and get stuck! 】

[One look at it will ruin your life! Injure the enemy by one thousand and damage yourself by eight hundred! 】

【What a sin! 】

Yinming couldn't control himself and got down on all fours and opened his mouth. Just as he gritted his teeth and looked in Yun Xiao's direction, he was pulled by the two of them and laughed until his face turned purple!

"Hahahahahaha..."

“Quack quack quack—!”

Waves of croaking and croaking like machine guns!

His face turned red, yellow, blue, green, blue, and purple, and all the monsters around him ran away in an instant!

The next second his cheeks puffed up like a frog!

"Guaguagua Yunxiao! You and I are at odds with each other!" Yinming was really going crazy. He could only cry, crush the jade token and throw himself out of the secret realm!

He became the first disciple of the five major sects to be eliminated!

At this moment, the monks outside the venue were also going crazy!

【Don’t come out ahhhhhhhhhhh! 】

[Help, help, help, help! 】

[Retreat quickly! Retreat quickly! 】

【Everyone pay attention to protection! 】

【Run quickly! 】

"Quick! Raise the protective barrier!"

The elders of the five major sects all turned green. For the first time, they worked together to hold up the barrier. Unexpectedly, they failed to guard against the gas!

"Let gua - open gua -" Yinming yelled with his teeth and claws open!

"Quack quack quack!"

He really couldn't control himself from imitating the cry of a frog!

“Quack quack quack quack—!”

Yinming opened his mouth wide and flew into the sky, spinning high and far away like a bomber!

"Guagua guagua, I will definitely come back!"

The fruit plates of all the monks and sect elders were shattered!

The monks only looked up after the sound flew far away. Elder Chang of the Huiyin Sect who was nearest had his hair standing on end!

His face was dark, and when he opened his mouth, a stream of black air came out.

【what happened? 】

[Elder Chang of Huiyin Sect was rushed by Yinming! 】

【So scary! 】

After a dozen breaths, the monks present began to look for Yinming, and finally found him in the corner.

His head was stuck in the soil, and his feet barely moved.

All the monks in the audience: "..."

Wang Keke was very shameless and pretended that nothing had happened. He gave a thumbs up to Elder Chang of the Huiyin Sect: "The disciples of the Huiyin Sect are really talented."

"Wang Keke!" Elder Chang roared!

There was a lot of tugging and beard pulling at the elders’ table!

The Huiyin Sect's fart incident instantly became a hot topic in the world of cultivation.

[Excuse me, the Echo Sect started to take the wrong approach! 】

[Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack! ! ! 】

[Under the bridge in front of the door, a croak swam by! 】

[I am more interested in Guagua Dan! 】

[Hahahahaha, I think Yinming will never be able to hold his head up in this life, but I am also interested in Guagua Dan! 】

The discussion outside the court was lively, and Yun Xiao and Jian Qianxiao were no less generous inside the court.

The two of them squatted on the ground and studied the monster rabbit that was killed by Yinming's croaking. Their beards were all curly.

Yun Xiao turned it over twice with his hands: "Can this rabbit be eaten?"

Jian Qianxiao looked disgusted: "It stinks."

Yun Xiao sighed: "That means you can't eat it. What a pity."

Jian Qianxiao was speechless: "..."

Yun Xiao successfully eliminated Yin Ming, a disciple of the Huiyin Sect, and was very enthusiastic at this moment: "Third Senior Brother, in fact, Yin Xiu and Dan Xiu are not necessarily weak. Sometimes they can become strong if they are good at pretending to be weak."

"How to say?"

"Third Senior Brother, what pills do you have in your hand right now?"

"There are so many, tear-jerking pills, guagua pills, obedient pills, vigorous pills, gymnastics pills, whitening pills, tanning pills..." Jian Qianxiao was full of excitement and treasures.

"Enough, just enough." Yun Xiao nodded deeply.

"What should I say?" Jian Qianxiao has not yet reacted.

"Xiao Ze." Yun Xiao moved his mouth forward.

Jian Qianxiao followed and looked over——

Ten meters away, Xiao Ze stared at them with his sword.

Jian Qianxiao had a headache: "I'm so unlucky..."

"It's not like you're unlucky enough. Everyone knows that persimmons are easy to pick."

"Third Senior Brother, is it okay to pretend to be dead?"

"He's not blind."

"He's not blind, but he's stupid."

After the exchange between the two ended quickly, Jian Qianxiao decisively lay down on the ground, closed her eyes and kicked her legs!

It's no different than being dead.

"Third Senior Brother!"

Yun Xiao, the drama queen, was lying next to Jian Qianxiao. She didn't care that Xiao Ze was watching. Tears welled up in her eyes, and her tone was anxious and helpless!

Just as Xiao Ze was about to take action, he saw Jian Qianxiao falling down with a pale face. He frowned and glanced at him: "What's wrong with Jian Qianxiao?"

After all, he had been tricked by Yun Xiao so many times, so he was still a little wary and didn't get close.

"Third senior brother was bitten by a poisonous snake, and he just ran out of antidote pills. Senior brother Xiao Ze, do you have any?" Yun Xiao looked at him with tears in her eyes, feeling half panicked and seven half helpless, and one part dependent on him.

Xiao Ze suddenly thought that in the past, junior sister Yun Xiao would cling to him so affectionately and call him senior brother. Will she think of him first when something happens now?

Regarding Yun Xiao's feelings for him, Xiao Ze has a little confidence, but at the same time he is very contemptuous.

In his heart, Yun Xiao is just a substitute for Junior Sister Yun Shang.

The person he really likes in his heart is Junior Sister Yunshang, who is like the brightest moon hanging high in the sky.

He spoke with a hint of arrogance: "I know what you are doing now is just to attract my attention. I have the detoxification pill, but you must hand over the jade token and voluntarily exit the secret realm."

Even if Junior Sister Yun Xiao regrets leaving his protection, he must first think about Tianjian Sect.

"Senior Brother Xiao Ze, you give the detoxification pill to my third senior brother, and I am willing to give you the jade tablet!" Yun Xiao burst into tears: "I am only a music cultivator, are you still afraid of me?"

Xiao Ze thought about it and realized that it was true, what could a music cultivator and a comatose alchemy cultivator do.

He simply stepped forward to feed Jian Qianxiao the detoxification pill, and at this moment——

"Xiao Ze!" Yun Xiao looked out from beside him and shouted shamelessly like a turtle.

Xiao Ze turned his head reflexively, and a pill instantly entered his mouth: "!!!"