Fatty Bai Xun also looked at Yun Xiao in front of him with a sad face.
Once upon a time, he thought that the world of cultivation was a PK of pleasure and hatred.
Now, looking at Yun Xiao's expression, he knew instantly that this trip was definitely not peaceful.
And all of this, all the changes, are all because he met such a brother-sister duo with a dirty, shameless style of play.
Why did he get on the pirate ship?
Yun Xiao turned her head and saw Bai Xun's desperate expression, so she thought for a moment, opened her mouth, and said solemnly: "Don't panic, if we die together, we will die together. Besides, Huiyin Sect and Tianjian Sect will definitely be involved."
Bai Xun: "..." That's a good comfort. Don't comfort me next time.
The three of them stood alone on Castle Street, like three fools.
"What are you doing now?" Qu Yunyang asked the scheming junior sister.
"Let's go," Yun Xiao patted the non-existent ashes on his body: "Let's go fight."
...
"Is this the battle you're talking about?"
"Which good person goes to bed first when entering the spiritual realm?"
Qu Yunyang and Bai Xun stood in front of a room, one after another, making disbelief. They looked up to see the sun thief hanging in the sky.
"How about I play the suona to celebrate entering the spiritual realm?" Yun Xiao said in a daze.
"No need!" Two voices sounded together.
Then there was silence.
Finally, Qu Yunyang coughed: "Go to sleep."
Yun Xiao found a warm room in the castle and lay down in a large shape, with a sigh on his face: "If you don't sleep, you will die."
"Good night." She put up a barrier and went to sleep peacefully.
Qu Yunyang and Bai Xun looked at each other and sat down one on the left and the other on the right.
During this period, Qu Yunyang turned to look at the situation outside the window, and then his eyes were fixed on a big red flower that looked like it was showing its big teeth. Finally, he said with disdain: "This flower is really ugly."
Then he retracted his head. Outside the house, where he didn't see it, the big red flower moved.
When Yun Xiao woke up after a good sleep, it was getting late and the room had been divided into two halves.
Opposite are Xiao Ze and his party from Tianjian Sect.
Xiao stared at her as if he wanted to eat someone.
Yun Xiao turned to look at Qu Yunyang: "What's going on?"
Qu Yunyang reminded: "Those from the Tianjian Sect have also found a place to stay here."
"Who?" Bai Xun was also asleep.
Yun Xiao: "Tianjian Sect."
"Oh." Bai Xun scratched his head.
The three of them completely ignored Tianjian Sect.
Xiao Ze: "!!!"
"Why, you've been holding it in for so long and you can't even let out a fart?" Yun Xiao raised his eyebrows.
Xiao Ze, who was cursing in his heart: "..."
"Junior Sister Yunxiao, you have changed." His eyes were still on her: "You used to be innocent and cute in the sect, but now it seems like I have never known you."
"You have become blind so you don't know? Or the cerebellum is not fully developed and the brain is completely underdeveloped. It's really pitiful."
Xiao Ze: "???"
Qu Yunyang couldn't help but shudder when he saw the venomous look on his junior sister's face.
Bai Xun couldn't help but sigh, as soon as Yun Xiao made a sound, someone would die suddenly.
Xiao Ze gritted his teeth and took out his trump card: "Junior sister Yunxiao, we grew up together and are brothers and sisters. Now that you have been deceived by outsiders and become the enemy of Tianjian Sect, it really makes senior brother sad."
He is going to adopt a gentle policy to get close to Yun Xiao, and then take her back to Tianjian Sect for execution!
"oh."
Yun Xiao took it out of his pocket and took out a spirit stone card: "So considering this friendship from childhood to adulthood, I will give you a 20% discount, and you will give me another 200,000?"
"Why don't you go and grab it!" Xiao Ze said angrily.
"Robbery!" Yun Xiao bared his teeth and threatened with the suona in his hand.
Xiao Ze: "..."
He is really going crazy!
Xiao Ze took a deep breath: "Junior sister, only Tianjian Sect treats you sincerely."
Yun Xiao: "I won't listen, I won't listen, there is a bastard who wants to read scriptures!"
"Yunxiao, are you sick?"
"How do you know I'm crazy?"
Xiao Ze: "..."
He decided to impress her with his good memories and approached step by step: "Little junior sister, do you remember that I bought you candied haws when you were a child..."
The next second, he touched a thick arm and looked up to see it was Qu Yunyang.
"song......"
"Peng——!"
Qu Yunyang punched him in the face with a big fist!
"ah!"
Xiao Ze was beaten to the point of howling like a wolf!
"That's disgusting." Qu Yunyang blew his fist.
"I'm telling you, there are scarier things than nausea when you get close to Tianjian Sect." Yun Xiao said seriously.
"What?" Qu Yunyang and Bai Xun made shocked expressions to save their face.
"The inferior sect clothing of Tianjian Sect can kill people. The smell on it will make you hold your head and cry when you get close to it."
Hearing this, Qu Yunyang suddenly held his head and wailed like Xiao Ze in a cooperative manner.
"It's also prone to epilepsy."
Bai Xun then trembled all over and rolled his eyes.
"Crying bitterly!"
Qu Yunyang paused, pinched himself and cried.
Yun Xiao said more solemnly: "Seriously, burp at any time!"
"What? It's so scary!" Qu Yunyang and Bai Xun hugged each other, acting lifelike.
Yun Xiao waved his hand: "So let's leave quickly. Don't worry, senior brother, I will let you all live well as long as I am here!"
Hearing this, Qu Yunyang was extremely moved: "You are so kind, little junior sister."
The three of them slipped away.
There was dead silence in the room. Xiao Ze's mouthful of old blood reached his throat!
"Yun Xiao!" He was furious, picked up his sword and wanted to slash in the direction Yun Xiao left.
but--
Suddenly, countless big red flowers outside the room surrounded the room from bottom to top with grinning teeth, forming a big cage-like ball in an instant!
The stamens of the big red flower are clearly a bloody mouth, and the rhizomes are covered with countless sharp barbs!
"What the hell?"
Xiao Ze could no longer care about Yun Xiao and could only raise his sword to face these big red flowers with teeth!
"Kacha kacha——"
The big mouth in the middle of the big red flower's stamens was dripping with saliva and entangled with the people of Tianjian Sect!
Yunxiao and the other three who left the room and stood on the street looked at the scene in front of them and sighed in unison: "Wow, how scary."
"Little Junior Sister, if we walk slower, we will be the ones staying inside."
"So, they came here on their own, it's none of our business." Yun Xiao spread his hands.
She really didn't know that the flowers here could also have mouths to eat. Maybe the big bared-toothed flowers followed the habit of resting at sunrise and blooming at sunset. It could only be said to be the diversity of species.
Yun Xiao looked at Xiao Ze with a smile: "Senior Brother Xiao Ze, we are leaving first~"
"Yun Xiao!" Xiao Ze was going crazy: "I won't let you go!"
Yun Xiao: "Oh, they won't let you go either~"
The big red flower's mouth is opened to its maximum, and the flower is swaying wildly, eager to eat someone in one bite.
The monks of the Tianjian Sect held their swords and fought desperately with the bared-toothed flower.
Xiao Ze scolded Yun Xiao while cutting flowers.
The scene had long been in chaos.
Yunxiao was as happy as Chunyou and Youzai ran away with the two of them.
During this period, Bai Xun sincerely asked Yun Xiao, who had never made any move from beginning to end: "Junior sister Yun Xiao, can you lend me your mouth for two days?"
Qu Yunyang: "..."
Borrowing it to attract hatred?
