Looking at Shi Yubai's calm and gentle eyes, Qu Yunyang and Jian Qianxiao wished they could hug each other and tremble.
The eldest brother loves cleanliness and is mysophobic. When he gets angry, he can overturn a mountain!
Qu Yunyang tried his best to laugh out his laughter: "It's just a massage for the suckling pig."
He is really not a pervert!
Jian Qianxiao also quickly explained: "Postpartum care of sows."
Jiang Xingzhou closed his eyes and didn't want to say a word more.
Yun Xiao looked at the little piggy in her arms, and Shi Yubai's eyes also fell on her. To be precise, it was a little bit of pig shit on her body.
"Eldest brother, the crispy sweet and sour charcoal grilled braised suckling pig is born!" Yun Xiao happily put the piglet aside and went to hold the senior brother's hand to express her excitement.
The eldest brother became motionless for a moment, and his gentle temperament disappeared.
The smell of pig lingered on the tip of his nose.
"Let go." His tone remained calm.
Immediately afterwards, the ground under Shi Yubai's feet began to crack, and a black abyss gradually appeared, and rocks rolled down!
Yun Xiao was as quiet as a chicken in an instant: "!!!"
What happened?
Jian Qianxiao's eyes were quick and her hands were fast and she stepped on the sword and ran wildly: "Run!"
Qu Yunyang said nothing, his expression twisted in fear and he ran wildly.
Jiang Xingzhou grabbed her collar and ran faster than ever. He no longer knew whether this series of memories was reality or a nightmare!
Yun Xiao also glanced back, and a mountain gradually turned into flat ground in front of her eyes!
A mountain turned into flat ground!
Yun Xiao's mouth can be opened wide enough to fit an egg in!
How could such a gentle person like the eldest brother get so angry that the earth would collapse?
It was also the first time that Yun Xiao knew what it meant for a gentle senior brother to be so angry that he could get mad!
The four of them fled without their lives.
Wang Keke's reaction was so slow that when everything was over, he was half buried in the soil.
He stepped on his left foot with his right foot and screamed: "Yun Xiao, Qu Yunyang, Jian Qianxiao, Jiang Xingzhou, you all must copy the book for me and put me in solitary confinement ten thousand times!"
When he was in the same place, Yu Bai was strongly stimulated, and the music of the piano was blaring!
The other major sects all looked in the direction of Qingfeng Sect. Which disciple is going crazy again?
Punishment hall.
It’s still a familiar place, a familiar smell, and familiar people.
Yun Xiao turned to look at his senior brothers.
Third senior brother Jian Qianxiao moved the stove to refine elixirs as if he had lost his mind.
Second senior brother Qu Yunyang sat in the corner holding his sword and crying bitterly.
Fourth senior brother Jiang Xingzhou was lying on the ground, with a face so pale that he could draw.
He had no heartbeat and no expression, as if he had been buried for many days and was stinking.
"Fourth senior brother." Yun Xiao said obediently.
Jiang Xingzhou said nothing.
Yun Xiao sat cross-legged next to him.
Jiang Xingzhou opened his eyes and saw Yun Xiao's enlarged face.
He immediately thought of Yunxiao singing and that the pig's nose had two holes.
"Don't talk." Jiang Xingzhou endured it again and again.
But Yun Xiao was born to be cheeky, so she refused to leave and got closer: "Fourth Senior Brother, I know it's my problem this time, but no one is missing a piece of pig when eating it. How can you do this?" .”
Jiang Xingzhou stared at her with a pair of red phoenix eyes, why did he meet such a junior sister!
He didn't want to talk to her, Yun Xiao was still talking about Aba Aba.
"Second Senior Brother, your eyes are swollen from crying. People who cry a lot are not lucky."
"Third Senior Brother, if you continue to refine this elixir, we will become living people roasted over charcoal."
Jiang Xingzhou remained silent and pretended to be dead.
"I want to make elixirs, so I can't let the sect's training go wrong." Jian Qianxiao answered slowly for 0.1 second.
"I..." Qu Yunyang only had time to say the word 'I' before Yun Xiao hugged his arm: "Second senior brother, can you bear to ignore your cute little junior sister?"
Yunxiao has watery eyes and looks super innocent and cute.
Qu Yunyang had nothing to say.
"Third Senior Brother, do you think it would be good for Second Senior Brother and I to go down the mountain?" Yun Xiao found a ride down the mountain and took a look at Jian Qianxiao.
Jian Qianxiao nodded solemnly: "Okay, very good!"
Yun Xiao gently held Qu Yunyang's hand: "Then let's go~"
Jian Qianxiao smiled: "Okay, don't worry about the sect, I'll be back later."
Yun Xiao coyly said: "Okay, Third Senior Brother~"
Jian Qianxiao shuddered!
I don’t know who would be so unlucky to meet my junior sister!
Before leaving, Jian Qianxiao couldn't help but say: "Little junior sister, if you are wandering around the world, be careful of getting stabbed. If you keep a low profile, you will get less beaten."
Yun Xiao smiled shyly: "What are you talking about, Third Senior Brother? You are such a gentle and well-behaved person who always speaks well of you when you go out."
Jian Qianxiao rubbed goosebumps.
Seeing Yun Xiao and Qu Yunyang's retreating figures, Jiang Xingzhou breathed a deep sigh of relief. He was still alive.
He has come to the conclusion that the junior sister came up the mountain to kill him.
Jian Qianxiao sighed: "I wish Yunyang good luck."
Yun Xiao didn't care what Jiang Xingzhou thought, she had already taken Qu Yunyang down the mountain.
While it was still early, Yunxiao took Qu Yunyang to the black market in the name of making money. As a result, the number of old ladies wearing Northeastern big-flowered jackets in the black market changed from one to two, and they also had one more unique name: Mountains of Monkeys and Butts. The most popular!
The two also formed a group - Beautiful Boy Flying to the Moon.
During the game, Qu Yunyang looked at Yun Xiao's swollen suona. He was shocked: "Why is your suona getting uglier and uglier?"
He had never seen such an ugly instrument in his life.
In the past, Junior Sister's suona was still golden, but after fighting monsters, it lost some of its color, but it didn't give him the same violent impact as now.
The golden suona has completely turned into a colorful black, with patches here and there being dents. It feels like the rags picked up by the younger junior sister.
——It’s really eye-catching.
Yun Xiao retorted: "As long as it can be used, is it good enough to be eaten?"
Besides, it costs money to repair the equipment, so what can I do with the saved spiritual stones?
Qu Yunyang nodded: "It seems to make sense."
The two began to play a game.
When he came on stage, even his opponents were shocked. What an ugly spiritual weapon!
During the fight, the opponent discovered that these two Northeastern flower jackets were playing in a dirty and shameless way!
When Yun Xiao and Qu Yunyang left the black market with the spirit stones, they could still hear a lot of cursing.
At noon, Yun Xiao said that she would treat Qu Yunyang to delicious food, colorful mushrooms she picked in the forest.
Then Yun Xiao set up a pot to cook, and after cooking, he served it to Qu Yunyang enthusiastically. Qu Yunyang's face turned red and pockmarked immediately after finishing the meal.
"I'm sorry, Second Senior Brother."
Yun Xiao felt very guilty and made a simple version of a red and green face mask for the second senior brother to wear.
Just like this, Qu Yunyang and Yun Xiao, wearing wretched flower masks, rushed towards the Monster Mountain Range.
Wherever there are people, there will be rivers and lakes, and wherever there are rivers and lakes, there will be loopholes.
Ouch~
Here we come!
As soon as he arrived and sat down, Yun Xiao heard someone spraying feces.
"I don't know where the music cultivator came from. I have never seen such an ugly musical instrument. I have the nerve to be a music cultivator. It's really embarrassing!"
Yun Xiao tilted his head and looked at Qu Yunyang: "Second Senior Brother, are they talking about me?"
The pear dimple on Qu Yunyang's face disappeared instantly: "It's obvious."
"The monk next to her wearing a colorful mask is really rare to see in a hundred years, so funny!"
"It's obvious that Second Senior Brother and the others are also talking about you."
Yun Xiao blinked.
