Three hours ago.
After this confession, the system was convinced of its host. After confirming that the main line was still the "hunting villain plan", it sincerely asked for advice: [Then how should we hunt villains? 】You know, the progress on the system star map is still 0.
Tang Jiu was very confident: "It's very simple."
The system immediately took out a small notebook and pretended to be listening to the boss's lecture: [Please tell me. 】
Tang Jiu raised three fingers and said firmly: "Let him see my arrogance and willfulness, my greed for vanity, and my pursuit of profit - and then fall in love with me."
System: [...ah? 】
The system went silent.
Even if it is just an AI that has no emotions, it still understands that courting in nature usually involves showing one's strengths to attract the opposite sex. What kind of showmanship is the host doing?
The system didn't understand it, but it was greatly shocked.
It secretly weighed it. If it is a mechanical idiot, then the host is an out-and-out beautiful bad guy. Then compared to the idiot, the bad guy's strategy will be more effective, right? Although I don’t know the reason yet, the host must have a reason for saying this!
The system immediately believed it: [As expected of the host, if it were me, I would never come up with such a brilliant idea in my life! 】
Tang Jiu was very satisfied: "Not bad, you are very good."
Then--
The timeline returns to the present.
On the screen, under the frame of the avatar belonging to the military female, there were still words that instantly made Tang Jiu furious.
Old Fox: [Or are you saying that your previous pursuit and proposal were all lies to me? 】
Tang Jiu:?
Good or bad female insect, don’t you have any idea whether I lied to you or not? Just pretend to be confused because you understand, right?
So angry.
The little male grinded his teeth and felt his claws itching. He really wanted to give the shameless military female opposite him a blow, but he was forced by the disguise of the insect before and couldn't break his face and tell the truth, so he could only bite the bullet. Follow the pretense.
Tang Jiu was very unhappy.
What are you doing!
I just want to have fun with you, but you actually want to marry me?
The system is very happy.
Tears filling the eyes are not enough to describe the excitement and emotion in the system at this moment. It excitedly borrowed a "Wedding March" from the Earth next door, played it in the system space, and said excitedly: [Host, move, move. ! The star map of the universe is finally moving! 】
Tang Jiu: "...?"
He raised his eyebrows and opened the system's built-in universe star map.
The map is still densely populated with stars, and the red stars belonging to Yilin have expanded to ten. Tang Jiu only glanced at it, then moved his eyes away indifferently, turning to the huge star in the center, belonging to Alessio.
This huge star, which had always appeared dim and gray since the star chart was displayed, now lights up with a faint Klein blue.
There is also a progress bar thoughtfully written below the stars——
Strategy progress: 10%
The system looked at the "kingdom" that the host had laid on the star map and sighed: [As expected of the host, I racked my brains and worked hard for a month but I still didn't see any reaction from the villain. I didn't expect that the host just played with the villain. Strategy The progress has increased, and the villain even agreed to the host's proposal! 】
Who wouldn’t praise this progress after seeing it?
Even the most efficient host cannot take down such a high-risk villain within a month.
Tang Jiu turned into a kitten-like face.
He looked disgusted: "You only want to marry me if you have a mere 10% favorability, and abduct me home..."
Scumworm!
I want to eat shit!
Tang Jiu curled his lips and decided to keep the opponent cold for a while. He was different from the cheap male like Yilin who was rushing to please the female. If Alessio thought he was as easy to deal with as an ordinary male, then... How wrong.
After making up his mind, Tang Jiu started the perfunctory method directly in the communication.
Tang Jiu: [I'm not lying to you. What I mean is that marriage is a big event after all. The specific date and regulations must be determined and prepared in advance. You have to let me think about it for a while. 】
Tangjiu: [Maomao Cengceng.jpg]
After sending the last cute emoticon, Tang Jiu yawned and decided to log off directly, not giving the other party any chance to push for marriage. Unexpectedly, the military female opposite seemed to be persuaded by him. Not only did she not have any intention of urging him, she also quickly jumped to another topic the second before he went offline.
Old Fox: [I heard that Food Planet’s top pastry chef Krel has developed a new dessert with full color, flavor and flavor using Galaxy Rose as the core ingredient. I wonder if I would be honored to invite you to taste it together? 】
Tang Jiu replied instantly: [...I want it! 】
Old Fox: [Then it’s a date next week, see you there? 】
Tang Jiu: [Okay! 】
Tangjiu: [Maomao is cute.jpg]
That's right!
He is different from a cheap male like Yilin. If you want to deal with him, you must at least have the most beautiful, rare, expensive and delicious little cake in the empire!
【Tangjiu Diary】
October 1
I tasted Master Krell’s new creation with Alessio, it was delicious!
During the dinner, Alessio asked me how I was thinking about getting married. Needless to say? He wants to marry me even though he has only 10% favorability, why doesn't he go to heaven? Of course I said that I had not thought about it. An important matter like marriage needs to be discussed with the male and female parents in the family.
Huh, I'm dumbfounded.
If he has the ability, he will ask my female father to see if my female father will beat him out!
It turned out that the old fox was more shameless than I thought. He said he didn't want me to be in a dilemma between him and his female father. As a military female, he had the responsibility to clear all obstacles for our union. Instead of letting me face my female father like a worm. If she is dissatisfied, it is better for him to choose a day to visit and talk to the female father in person, and he will bear the difficulties of the female father alone.
Pooh!
Narcissist, who is torn between him and his female father?
And we are not married yet, why did he even call the female father? shameless!
Dessert, good; old fox, bad!
October 2
Playing in tandem with Alessio, I reached the highest rank in the game in one day.
I just said that it was not my problem whether I could get points in the past.
We two are so awesome!
October 3
I received ten boxes of snacks from Alessio, they are delicious!
Unexpectedly, the old fox has a pretty good taste in snacks.
October 4
Taunted Ilynn.
October 5
Make trouble for Yilin.
October 6
Have dinner with the male worms from the Holy Land and make trouble for Yilin together.
October 7
Play games with Alessio.
October 8
Lunch with Alessio.
Chef Yafei of the Marshal's Mansion has improved her cooking skills again! I really want him to become my kitchen bug, but it’s a pity that the old fox won’t allow him to change jobs, you stingy bug!
October 9
Tang Jiu, Tang Jiu, how could you be so depraved! Didn't you say that you should keep distance from the old fox? If you continue to indulge like this, you will be boiled by the old fox in warm water!
Starting from tomorrow, you must cheer up and keep your distance from the old fox!
October 10
Together with Alessio, I supported Master Karel’s newly opened dessert shop. The old fox also helped me get Master’s super VIP card.
Another happy day!
October 11
Play games with Alessio.
October 12
Taunted Ilynn.
October 13
Make trouble for Yilin.
October 14
Alessio said that he wanted to renovate the Marshal's Palace and asked me if I had any suggestions or opinions.
Seeing that he had not urged marriage recently, I mercifully helped him readjust the layout of the Marshal's Mansion and asked him to arrange for the gardener to pull out the weeds in the garden and replace them with a flower called Yinghuo. I heard that after this plant blooms, it emits a smell that male insects like.
The old fox said that the Marshal's Mansion redesigned by me is even more beautiful than the works of the empire's master designers.
Oh, he knows what he is looking for.
October 15
Yilin began to promote his theory of androgyny in the Holy Land again.
He said that male insects should be self-reliant and rely on their own abilities to make money. He only knew that male insects that rely on female insects are useless.
I really can't stand him.
I heard from the system that humans on the earth next door, regardless of gender, will have to work for the capitalists for their entire lives as long as they reach adulthood, and they also have to raise their offspring so that their offspring will continue to work for the offspring of the capitalists.
Is Yilin sick?
The Zerg has become a high-level male Zerg, and can live without worries about food and clothing for the rest of his life. He is still thinking about working for the capitalists. If you ask me, the Zerg God should really throw him back to the earth and let him work as hard as he can.
October 16
I began to understand why "I" in the original work was obsessed with finding trouble for Yilin.
Who can resist kicking such an idiot when they see it?
Question the original work, understand the original work, and become the original work.
October 17
Help! There were actually males who believed Yilin's tricks.
Get out of Uranus, you idiot!
October 18
Taunted Ilynn.
October 19
Stealing Yilin's share of rare resources in Ouranos.
Yilin was furious.
It's really strange. Didn't he advocate that male insects should be independent and self-reliant? Why should they still enjoy the rare resources carefully collected and offered by various forces in the empire?
October 20
Yilin reported my robbing him of resources to the Star Network.
What kind of idiot is he? Don’t you know that the Holy Land’s affairs are not allowed to be spread to outsiders? He thought those female insects on the Star Network could reach the Holy Land? Or do you expect those netizens to use words to seek justice for him?
I simply told the workers in the Holy Land that all rare resources in Yilin from now on would be sent to me, otherwise I would go on a hunger strike to show them.
The work bug has long been accustomed to my style and immediately agreed without any hesitation.
He said it was no problem. Lord Yilin has always been magnanimous and he would not mind.
This is right.
I like smart bugs.
October 21
The smart bug told me that Yilin’s revelations were not posted on StarNet. When he was editing the post, the content of the system's automatic cloud storage was intercepted by the empire's mastermind AI Noah and forwarded to the military. Later, due to Marshal Klein's prompt handling, the impact of this incident was almost non-existent.
All right.
For the sake of the old fox quietly cleaning up the mess for me, I will reward him by treating me to a big dinner today.
*
"I heard that Your Excellency Yilin is not having a good time these days?"
When Alessio said this, they were sitting in the outdoor garden full of phoenix flowers. It was afternoon at this time, and the sunlight penetrated the branches and leaves, projecting light spots of varying sizes on the ground. As soon as Tang Jiu stuffed a piece of pastry into his mouth, he heard the voice of the military female.
Suddenly there was an inexplicable and unpleasant taste on the tip of my tongue.
The young male swallowed the fruit filling in his mouth, raised his chin slightly, and said with undisguised provocation in his tone: "Why, you also want to fight for him?"
The word "ye" made the military female frown almost invisible.
Tang Jiu, who was furious, failed to notice the subtle changes in the other party's expression.
He felt angry when he thought of some of the male and worker bugs he had met these days who had been brainwashed by Yilin. These idiots were fooled by Yilin, a human being, and they were overtly and covertly trying to bully the other side by saying that he had evil intentions.
Although they only talked about it, Tang Jiu couldn't hold it in his heart.
What is a vicious mind?
Didn't he mock Yilin more frequently during this period? At most, he could just make some sarcastic remarks when he bumped into Yi Lin, picking on the other person's body.
As for his taking away Yilin's share of resources, let alone that.
Doesn’t this mean Yilin wants to be independent and self-reliant? He was kind enough to help the other party and help him eliminate these temptations that could easily corrode his will. Why did he still rake away these bugs and blame him for his evil thoughts?
There's something wrong with all these bugs, right?
Why, Alessio is also planning to teach him how to be an insect?
As soon as Alessio saw the little male insect's expression, he knew that the other party had misunderstood something.
He laughed dumbly: "How dare I."
The older military female raised her hand, placed her palm on the top of the male insect's hair, ran her fingers through the platinum-blond hair, and then gently rubbed it, as if to soothe the sulky little insect cub.
He said lightly: "I just want to tell you, you don't have to force yourself to make a small fuss. As long as it doesn't kill insects, you can torment him however you want. I'll take care of it for you."
There are some things that are obviously different from those spoken by insects who are capable of realizing them and those said by insects who are incapable of realizing them. This is like "If I have one billion star coins, I will give you 500 million" - it sounds very touching, but the reason why the bug in question is so cheerful is precisely because he does not have one billion. There is no such thing as generosity, anyone can do it.
Alessio is different.
He really has this "billion".
Tang Jiu paused while forking the pastries and turned his head to look at him.
The latter remained as casual as ever. He didn't seem to think that he had said anything special. He just lowered his head and concentrated on peeling the fruit for him. Tang Jiu felt like a pebble had fallen into the lake of his heart, causing faint ripples.
hateful.
Why did the old fox suddenly become so good at talking?
He looked away slightly uncomfortably, and the system, which could not understand the atmosphere, sang and danced happily in his ears.
System: [Host host, the system star map has become brighter again! The progress of the strategy is now 30%, which may not seem like much, but in fact, our luck is already equal to that accumulated by the protagonist! As long as the current progress can be maintained, no matter what the protagonist wants to do to you, the host, it will be difficult to succeed! 】
Tang Jiu: "Shut up."
Finally, I found a system where the atmosphere didn’t seem right: [...oh QAQ]
Without taking care of the system or taking care of Alessio, who had no time to take care of himself, Tang Jiu ran away quickly after finishing the afternoon tea without even looking at the dinner in the evening.
"This can't go on like this." After returning to the Holy Land residence, Tang Jiu stuffed himself into the hot spring and said this solemnly.
System: [...ah? 】
It looked down at the system star map blankly. The strategy progress on the map was still displayed at 30%, with no sign of any decline. Unlike before, it took them a whole month to finally break through the ice of favorability. Now that the month is only half over, the host has tripled the favorability.
Is there a problem? no problem!
The system is confused.
However, adhering to the core principle of "the host is always right, even if the host does not do this, there must be another reason", the system decided to skip the solution and go directly to the shameless question: [Then what should we do next? 】
Tang Jiu said deeply: "I want to date other female insects!"
The system slowly typed out: [? 】
Tang Jiu raised his fingers to compare and analyze with it: "Look, I am eighteen years old and Alessio is one hundred and seventeen years old. He has come into contact with many male worms, but I have not come into contact with many female worms! If I want to marry him now, wouldn’t it be a huge loss?”
System: [So...? 】
Tang Jiu said loudly, "On this week's date, I'm going on a date with other female insects!"
The system tried to think for two seconds before deciding to give up.
Forget it, don’t think about it anymore.
Although I don’t know what the host is thinking, since the host does this, there must be a reason for it.
Yes, that’s it!
*
On the date, at the entrance to Ouranos.
Tangjiu's ideals are very full, but the reality is very skinny.
Facing the young male insect's fierce gaze, the worker insect looked extremely helpless.
"Sorry, Mr. Tang Jiu, I really don't have any date requests from you this week."
He said this confidently, without any fear that Tang Jiu would be angry with him for being embarrassed. The other males present also did not show any strange expressions.
Today is different from the past.
After the unexpected incident that happened at the Military Female Headquarters a month ago, and Marshal Klein who suddenly began to visit the Holy Land frequently in the past two months, any worm with a brain can guess that Tang Jiu did not get any dates. The application was not because he was unattractive, but because he already had a suitor who stood at the top of the empire's pyramid.
Under such circumstances, which female insect would dare to reach out to Tang Jiu?
Do you want to die?
Tang Jiu frowned slightly and realized the problem.
Seeing that his expression was relatively calm, the work bug cautiously tried: "How about we call the military department for you and ask if Marshal Klein is available?"
The young male puffed up his cheeks, showing a disgusted expression like a young insect.
"I don't want it." He muttered, "I've been facing him every day lately, and I'm tired of seeing him."
The work bug didn't dare to answer this.
The other males standing nearby didn't know what to say.
Who would have thought that in such a short period of two months, Marshal Klein would really fall in love with this arrogant and willful male insect, and he would move boxes of various gifts to the Holy Land for free. Congressman Fleming would not hesitate to confront him.
On the contrary, it is Tang wine.
It’s okay if you don’t cherish it very much, and you don’t take it seriously at all.
In the unspeakable silence, someone finally spoke: "Tang Jiu, don't you think you've gone too far?"
Needless to say, the one who jumped out to take charge of the overall situation was of course Yilin.
Compared with the high spirits of two months ago, this foreign male insect seems to have lost a lot of weight now. Of course, the Holy Land will not deprive the higher-level males of food, and the share that Tangjiu takes away is only rare and special resources such as the Galaxy Rose.
Unfortunately, it is easy to go from simplicity to luxury, but it is difficult to go from luxury to frugality.
Yilin talks about being self-reliant, but in fact, once you get used to the treatment that high-level males enjoy in the Holy Land, it is difficult to accept the huge gap caused by the downgrade of material conditions.
Ignoring the incomprehensible looks from the other males, Yilin thought of the depression during this period, took a deep breath, and said loudly: "Actually, you don't love Marshal Klein at all, do you?"
Yilin stared at Tang Jiu intently and said word by word: "If you loved him, you wouldn't want to come into contact with other female insects while you were with him. To put it bluntly, the reason why you provoked Klein Marshal, just to compete with me and Tariq, am I right?"
Tang Jiu:?
Do you have a completely short memory?
Tang Jiu was really impatient.
During this period of time, he has taught the other party a lot of lessons overtly and secretly. How come the protagonist has such a short memory and knows that he can't get anything good from him, but he still confronts him repeatedly and asks for trouble?
He was too lazy to talk to the other party about anything, so he simply followed the other party's words and said contemptuously: "That's right, I don't love him at all. From the beginning to the end, I just took a fancy to his power and status, but he just likes him. How about me, am I angry?"
Of course Yilin wasn't angry.
Looking at the arrogant Tang Jiu, Yilin, who had been feeling aggrieved for two whole months, finally curled up his lips and showed a winning smile.
Tang Jiu was stunned for a moment, then turned his head as if aware.
Not far away, Alessio stood in the shade of a tree behind him, watching him quietly.
