The sky is blue and the sun is clear.
Facing the beautiful autumn sunshine, Tang Jiu stretched and decided to go home and enjoy his private weekend.
The male insects who received the date application were picked up by the invited female insects one after another. The female insect responsible for the co-ordination work also left after cleaning up the scene. The huge Ouranos was instantly reduced to an empty city. Tang Jiu walked under the lush World Tree and watched the huge transparent bubbles emerge from the branches and float swaying into the sky.
Everything was quiet all around, with the occasional chirping of birds, like a fantasy in a fairy tale.
Tang Jiu's residence is at the end of this illusion.
Due to the scarcity of male insects, the Holy Land only accepts males with genetic levels of C and above. In Ouranos, every male lord can be assigned a private territory as large as a military academy, which has all the necessary facilities to ensure that the male can meet all daily needs without leaving home.
In the past, Tang Jiu should have taken the aircraft and flew back directly.
But he was in a good mood today, and he brought a large amount of "trophies" with him, which can be called a triumph. With so many good things on his body, how could he not show off?
There was no need for him to drag himself anyway.
With this thought in mind, Tang Jiu was too lazy to call out to the Holy Land's public aircraft, and simply chatted with the system in his mind while slowly wandering back.
Once inside.
In the hall, the servants standing neatly in two rows greeted each other: "Good day, Your Excellency Tangjiu!"
"Good day, Your Excellency Tangjiu!"
Tang Jiu nodded slightly in response.
His expression was cold, revealing the male's unique reserve and arrogance.
This nod was like a silent command. Without waiting for Tang Jiu's instructions, the waiters who had finished greetings dispersed on their own: some went to the kitchen and skillfully reported Tang Jiu's preferred menu; some took over the work. They escorted back a number of items and quickly sorted them into storage; some turned to the open-air hot springs, leaned over and carefully tested the water temperature and splashed flower petals.
Just a moment.
The servants who were standing upright just a second ago, waiting for orders, quickly moved into action, like diligent worker ants in an ant nest. Without any instructions from the insect master, they naturally understood their respective missions and started their daily activities in an orderly manner. daily work.
The only two remaining servants came forward, one holding slippers and the other holding a bathrobe.
Tang Jiu lifted his feet as usual and asked the attendant to put on white slippers. The bathrobe is also a beautiful pearly white, with a silky and soft texture that is extremely comfortable to the touch. He took the bathrobe, swatted away the caterpillars, walked to the open-air hot spring and put it on, then let the whole insect disappear into the hot spring.
He had been too close to the unlucky bug in Yilin in the morning, so he had to take a good wash to remove the dirt.
Half an hour later.
After bathing, the male nestled lazily on the sofa, looking like he didn't want to move. The attendant stood aside, lowering his head and carefully wiping the master's beautiful platinum hair. The soft towel was wiped softly from the top of his hair to his neck, revealing a piece of white jade like snow.
The servant lowered his head silently, knowing that he was not worthy to look directly at His Majesty the Holy Land's face.
The system no longer has this scruple.
It looked at the beautiful face of its host and once again sincerely praised: "What a great face." 】
The system has had many hosts.
A host that can be bound by the [Cannon Fodder Counterattack System] may not be smart or have bad luck, but it will never be unattractive. There are three thousand worlds, ten worlds and ten worlds. For the stupid cannon fodder suppressed by the Son of Destiny, the beauty that kills everything instantly is a powerful weapon for their counterattack.
Even though I have seen the systems of countless good-looking hosts, I have to admit that Tang Jiu is really good-looking.
This kind of beauty is different from the gentle style of the protagonist Gong Yilin.
Yilin's beauty is close, soft and within reach.
Tang Jiu is beautiful, but carries an aggressiveness that makes ordinary insects afraid to look directly at her. His facial features are brighter than the morning sun, and his plain white skin is softer than melting snow. Only the finest silk can be worn on his body without leaving any red marks.
His beauty is arrogant, sharp and unattainable.
Even a tiny hair of such a pampered male worm exudes a price that other worms cannot match in their lifetime.
The term "expensive" is not even an exaggerated rhetoric, but a real term: while Tangjiu was taking a bath, the system searched the price list of male insect toiletries on the Star Network. The price of daily necessities for hair care is more than what an ordinary insect would spend if it lived for ten years.
All powerless females should clearly realize the moment they see him -
This is not a male they can deserve.
A female insect that can afford it cannot keep it, and a female insect that is high enough to ensure that her treasures are not coveted by other insects may not be able to meet the material needs of the male insect, so that the male insect's living and consumption level will not be compromised by marriage. Downgrade. Only the strongest female insect is qualified to hold such a male insect in her arms and let him be carefree, always proudly raising her chin and looking down at everything.
The most beautiful and powerful, the most willful and tolerant, the one who can spend the most money and the one who can make the most money...
Why isn't it a perfect match?
The system thought more and more, and even thought about the names of their future insect cubs for the host and the villain. It asked enthusiastically: [Host, have you figured out how to defeat the villain? When do we start taking action? 】
Hair has been dried.
The male yawned lazily, and the whole insect rolled into a cute little ball like Yuxue. He sleepily nestled into the fluffy sofa. The waiter next to him handed over a thin sheet with a wink. Tang Jiu turned over under the blanket, and his soft voice revealed the sleepiness of being about to fall asleep.
"Huh? Oh, you're talking about this." The cute ending was slightly longer, and then quickly turned into a confident voice: "I'm too tired today, let's talk about it tomorrow."
Thinking about it, the system is right.
Enough things have happened this morning. The host, the original protagonist, and the villain have also had preliminary interactions. Even if they want to increase their favorability with the villain, there is no rush. Encountering them multiple times in a short period of time will actually make the other party suspicious. , counterproductive.
Then follow what the host said, take a good rest today and fight again tomorrow!
After making up my mind, the system also entered sleep mode.
the next day.
The sun rises in the east, the system starts up on time, and the new day starts in high spirits.
[Host, let’s go meet the villain by chance! 】
The bulge on the bed didn't move, and only the male insect's listless voice could be heard coming from the quilt:
"Today the Male Protection Association will come to me for a return visit and ask about what happened to Tariq yesterday. After I finish dealing with the Male Protection Association, today's social business balance will definitely not be enough. Let's go out tomorrow."
The system vaguely felt as if something was wrong, but it couldn't tell what exactly was wrong.
Listening to what the host said was reasonable and well-founded, and thinking that they had just met the villain yesterday, and that they had a special encounter today, it seemed a bit too deliberate. After thinking about it again and again, I decided to listen to the host and give up for the time being.
The third day.
The system carefully checked its host's itinerary.
It's not a date, there's no need to deal with the Male Insect Protection Association, there's no extra socializing, you can go find the villain!
It was excitedly preparing to call its host to get up and set off, when it saw Tang Jiu sitting on the sofa seriously, with his favorite juice snacks placed on the coffee table. It is worth mentioning that the food in front of him was not a portion, but Two identical portions.
Are there guests at home?
As if he heard the doubts in the system's heart, Tang Jiu lowered his head and activated the optical brain bracelet, and said in a good mood: "Yes, I made an appointment with Liel, and we are going to play "Two Insects" together today. You see, I am not even happy today. The water is ready!"
Liel was the first male insect to stand up and trade with Tang Jiu that day, mocking Yilin for being "worthless".
system:……
It suspects that it was let go by the host, and it has evidence QAQ.
The fourth day.
As soon as the sky turned gray and gray, the system started on its own and began to investigate the enemy's situation.
social contact? No.
Invitation? No.
Very good, the host can finally go out with it today and meet the villain by chance, right?
However--
The young male nested on the bed and remained motionless despite the various alarm sounds coming from the system. When he was annoyed, he picked up a pillow and threw it out. He said in a daze: "Go away! Don't do that." Disturb my sleep!"
I was playing games yesterday and accidentally stayed up all night. What if I don't catch up on some sleep today?
Seeing the flying pillow hitting the wall and making a heavy sound, the system wisely closed its mouth.
Day five.
"The sun is too strong today. I will get tanned tomorrow."
Damn it.
The host doesn’t even act anymore, right?
Seeing that Tang Jiu refused to take a step outside no matter what he said, fearing that the scorching autumn sun would burn his delicate skin, the system had no choice but to give up, bite the non-existent cyber handkerchief, and retreat into the corner alone. , a tree grows mushrooms silently.
Day six.
"Why did it suddenly start raining? Ah, it's raining so hard! If I go out today, my trousers will definitely be stained with mud. This dress was made by my father for me... No, no, no, I won't go out again tomorrow!"
The seventh day.
The system...the system is numb.
After being let go by Tang Jiu for six consecutive days for one reason or another, it finally realized the fact: its host has a beauty that stands out among all others, but he is also stamped by the original author himself, and is super invincible, arrogant and willful. !
Fake guide: Create a chance encounter with the target, inquire about the target's preferences, send gifts that the target likes, and increase the favorability of the target bit by bit to make the target fall.
Real strategies: eat, sleep, and play games.
Strategy target? Definitely next time.
Let’s wait and see when he is in a good mood and willing to go out.
The system grabs the ground with its head, and it is too late to regret it.
What gives it the illusion that Tang Jiuhui is serious about attacking villains?
He is a semen!
If the males in the Holy Land are all sperm, then Tang Jiu is their king, and can be called the fighting spirit among the spirits. As for the villain in the strategy strategy, in the logic of being a genius, it is probably most reasonable for the whole world to revolve around him.
Thinking like this, the system lay silently in the system space, as quiet as a chicken, and had no hope of calling on its own host.
It was at this time that it heard the male's unclear voice coming from the bedroom -
"Well, the weather seems to be nice today, and I'm a little tired of playing games. Do you want to go find trouble with Alessio?"
system:! ! !
It selectively ignored the second and last three words in Tang Jiu's words, and its whole spirit perked up. It stared intently at the man who was sitting on the bed, opening his arms so that the servant could help him put on his coat. Own host.
The system is ecstatic, the system is flattered.
Oh my god, this little artist is finally willing to take the main route!
Happiness came too suddenly, and the system even felt a little embarrassed, as if it had been spoiled by Tang Jiu during the continuous pigeon-flying trip in the past few days. Facing the compassionate host, it behaved as if it had endured all kinds of hardships. The housekeeper subconsciously said considerately:
"Really? Host, you seemed to have slept a little late last night. Is it too early to leave now? How about you sleep a little longer?"
However, is Tang Jiu the kind of insect that you respect me a foot and I respect you a foot?
of course not.
Faced with the system's eagerness to please, Tang Jiu tilted his head and thought for a moment, thinking that what he said was very reasonable. On the spot, he retracted his half-stretched left foot and muttered: "That's right. How about we..."
The system was so frightened that it almost knelt down in front of its host on the spot.
Before the other party could say the curse of "Go back tomorrow", the system hurriedly changed the subject: "I mean, it's too troublesome to change clothes and go back to sleep after you've already woken up, and it's easy to have nightmares when you go back to sleep. , it’s better to go out and do some activities quickly, then sleep at night?”
After repeated persuasion by the system, Tang Jiu finally agreed to the request to go out.
He has been staying at home these days, feeling somewhat bored, and it's time to go out and find new fun.
Without an appointment or communication, Tang Jiu called for the Holy Land Male Insect's special aircraft and went straight to the Marshal's Mansion on the Capital Star under Ouranos.
The system kept chanting along the way: [Host, are you sure we don’t need to make an appointment with the villain in advance? Wouldn't it be impolite to come directly to the door? What if you run into a villain doing something illegal and criminal? You won't be killed by pests, right? 】
Tang Jiu: "It's so noisy, shut up."
System: [...Oh. 】
To everyone's surprise, Alessio Klein was actually in the Marshal's Mansion.
Facing the uninvited Lord Holy Land, the older military female was slightly startled at first, as if she was a little surprised, and then she smiled knowingly as if she had remembered something.
"Your Excellency Tang Jiu, long time no see."
Another pause.
"Are you here to see Tariq?"
