"Who stole my underwear?"
"You can't let him go. I'll just slap him to death."
"Hurry up and tell the lady about this. You must not let this thief go."
The female sumo wrestler had a loud voice and shouted at the top of her lungs, which quickly alarmed the guests attending the banquet.
The banquet held by Liu Rushi was interrupted because it was a member of his family, not an outsider.
Liu Rushi frowned: "Hongxiu, what happened."
Hongxiu subconsciously wanted to say that someone had stolen the female sumo wrestler's underwear, but she thought that she had been following Liu Rushi all the time, so it was impossible to know.
Hong Xiu quickly shut up, glanced at Pan Xiaoxian, and ran out: "I'll go out and take a look."
Not long after, Hongxiu came back angrily, followed by a tall and thick female sumo wrestler.
Hong Xiu was angry: "Miss, something is wrong. A thief sneaked in and stole the female sumo wrestler's underwear."
"puff!"
"ah?"
After listening to what Hongxiu said, many guests spit out the drinks in their mouths, their faces full of astonishment, doubting the authenticity of these words.
Liu Rushi was speechless: "Don't talk nonsense, even if there is a prostitute, it is impossible to steal the underwear of a female sumo wrestler."
The female sumo wrestlers are all hunky-backed and more masculine than men. Who would steal the underwear of a female sumo wrestler?
The guest felt a chill just thinking about it. He must have nightmares when he goes back tonight.
Wu Gui laughed a few words: "If anyone can still get hard in front of a female sumo wrestler, I admire him as a man."
The female sumo wrestler stared at Wu Gui with her eyes as big as copper bells. She clenched her fists and made a "clicking" joint sound.
Wu Gui was startled and did not dare to say any more, for fear that the female sumo would come over and slap him.
It's estimated that one slap could make stars shine in his eyes.
A female sumo wrestler howled: "I have been with the lady for many years, and my underwear has never disappeared. Today, a pair of underwear was suddenly stolen. There must be a thief in the house."
Pan Xiaoxian deliberately helped with the idea: "Is it possible that it was lost and I didn't see it?"
The female sumo wrestler originally wanted to glare at Wu Gui, but with her big copper bell eyes, she glared at Pan Xiaoxian who suddenly interrupted.
The female sumo wrestler thought of Hong Xiu's instructions. Pan Xiaoxian was the young cousin of the family, and her attitude improved a lot.
The female sumo wrestler shook her head: "It's impossible. Our underwear is specially sewn for special underwear. As long as you are not blind, you can see the underwear that is bigger than the clothes."
This sentence is quite true.
The guests all nodded, and all suspicions of losing their underwear were gone.
Pan Xiaoxian deliberately expressed an idea, just to dispel the suspicion of all the guests, thinking that the underwear was not stolen but accidentally lost.
The female sumo wrestler's panties were not lost, but they disappeared again.
There is only one possibility.
It was really stolen.
The guests got goosebumps when they thought that someone had stolen the underwear of the female sumo wrestlers. Many of them even felt nauseated and almost vomited.
The taste of the lustful thief is too special.
Pan Xiaoxian came up with an idea again: "It's easy to find out who stole a female sumo's underwear, just search her body."
Wu Gui looked down on Pan Xiaoxian, and caught the flaw in this sentence, mocking: "You are blind, wearing such big underwear, hiding it in your arms is like being pregnant, everyone can see it."
"I suggest."
Wu Gui's voice rose in pitch, and he kept looking at Liu Rushi as he spoke, in order to express in front of her: "The only place where you can hide your underwear is the carriage. We should search the carriage."
The guest watched Wu Gui rush to the front and search the female sumo wrestler's underwear more actively than anyone else, and expressed his opinion.
"The thief is definitely not Wu Gui."
"Of course it can't be him. There's no reason for a prostitute to convict himself."
"If the thief is found, Wu Gui will show his face this time."
The young guests even envied Wu Gui for being able to show his face in front of Liu Rushi.
Pan Xiaoxian and Hong Xiu almost burst out laughing.
The banquet could not go on any longer, so Liu Rushi could only arrange for the guests to go to the backyard and search the contents of the carriage.
Wu Gui volunteered to stand up again: "Let's start with me."
Seeing Wu Gui's active look, the guest was even more sure that the thief was not him.
"The female sumo wrestler's panties were found."
Hongxiu suddenly spoke and found a package of things from Wu Gui's carriage. After opening it, it turned out to be a female sumo wrestler's underwear.
"belch!"
Miss Qianjin was so disgusted that she covered her mouth and quickly moved away from Wu Gui. Her eyes when she looked at him no longer had admiration, but were filled with disgust.
Wu Guiren was dumbfounded.
He was sure that he didn't steal the female sumo's underwear, so how could he find it in the carriage.
Wu Gui blushed and argued: "It's not me, it's definitely not me. I really didn't steal the female sumo wrestler's underwear."
"Oh it's you!"
Several female sumo wrestlers gathered around Wu Gui and stared at him fiercely.
Wu Gui wanted to explain, but couldn't.
The guests looked at him with disgust in their eyes.
The guests who came today are all officials from Jinling, and they are all high-ranking officials with high status.
Wu Gui was worried about death.
Pan Xiaoxian stood nearby, feeling comfortable looking at Wu Gui who was completely socialized.
So cool.
Pan Xiaoxian has been an official and knows that decency is very important for an official.
Stealing a female sumo wrestler's underwear.
All Wu Gui's dignity was torn to pieces in public.
"Wu Gui!" A middle-aged official walked out of the crowd, walked up to Wu Gui with a livid face, raised his hand and slapped him: "You have disgraced the whole family."
"Snapped!"
Wu Gui covered his face, scared, and tried his best to explain: "Dad, it's not me. It's really not me who stole the women's sumo underwear..."
"Snapped!"
Before he finished speaking, the head of the Wu family, Wu Shixiang, slapped him again: "The silk and satin business in Jinling will be handed over to your second brother from now on, so you don't have to worry about it."
"father!"
This sentence really touched Wu Gui's pain point, and his face became terrifyingly gloomy.
Wu Gui and his younger brothers are competing for the inheritance rights of the head of the Wu family. The silk business of Jinling Mansion is the key point that keeps him ahead of his younger brothers.
Today, I lost control of Jinling Mansion's silk business.
The advantages I had worked hard for for many years were all gone because of someone’s mistakes.
"Hold."
Wu Gui's temples had veins popping out. He cursed angrily and left, going back to find a way to investigate who was responsible.
"Red sleeves!"
After all the guests left, Liu Rushi scolded: "Did you do it?"
Hongxiu didn't expect that the young lady would scold her. She was so frightened that she felt aggrieved and stopped talking.
Liu Rushi was known to be smart and wise, and knew that Hongxiu was just an accomplice and that the real culprit should be Pan Xiaoxian.
Liu Rushi looked at Pan Xiaoxian with a serious expression, seemingly dissatisfied with this matter.
Pan Xiaoxian was nervous.
Liu Rushi suddenly smiled: "What a good idea."
