In the case where both the man and the woman have military advisors.
The chat messages between Zhou Lang and Jiang Yueyue were like words hidden in a battlefield battle, as if every word was full of profound meaning and could easily arouse each other's emotions.
The male and female roommates who were watching were dumbfounded.
The protagonist and heroine have unknowingly become the strategists of both men and women.
The chat lasted for a full two and a half hours before it ended temporarily...
But the actual content is not much, because it is the essence, and every word is worthy of repeated observation and study.
Except for the military advisers of both sides, others directly picked up pens and notebooks and copied down the contents of these conversations, because they were so exciting.
Shen Shuyao told Jiang Yueyue seriously, "Yueyue, if you really have a crush on that boy, you must hold it back and never talk casually, especially when we are not here."
"I can confirm now that the boy who added you is honest, but the master next to him is very powerful. If you don't pay attention, you will be manipulated by others."
Jiang Yueyue nodded, "Okay Shu Yao, I will talk less usually, and I will ask you when I am not sure."
"Hmm...that's good."
This is the boys' dormitory...
Gu Xing patted Zhou Lang's arm and warned, "Prodigal son, I can now confirm that this Jiang Yueyue is just an ordinary beautiful girl, but her brain is definitely smarter than yours."
"Now that she has expert assistance, you can't be too unpromising..."
"Don't talk nonsense. Otherwise, if you're at my level, it won't be long before you become the kind of guy who delivers breakfast every day and is criticized for being late."
"Such a big injustice will definitely not be able to drink the soup in the end, let alone eat the meat."
Zhou Langpants nodded, beat his chest and promised, "Don't worry, Lao Gu, I won't talk nonsense without your guidance, I will hold it back."
"Ah That's good."
Early the next morning...
Gu Xing got up relatively early today. He got up early in the morning to wash up and get ready to have breakfast and go to morning classes.
What was different from the past was that today's dormitory 301 was extremely neat. As soon as Gu Xing got up, the other three people quickly put on their clothes and followed him.
This made Gu Xing very curious...
Looking at several people, they asked in confusion, "I can understand that Zhang Yu wakes up early, because this guy is famous for being the sixth child."
"Usually he calls us to take the number, but he secretly hides and studies."
"We were told to go back to sleep in the morning, but every time we woke up, the person was gone."
"Looks like he's wearing a pair of glasses and is polite, but he's just a scumbag."
Zhang Yu was immediately speechless after receiving a crackling rebuke.
"Ahem..."
"Lao Gu, don't slander me. I'm not as old as you say."
Gu Xing ignored him and looked at the other two people and continued, "So I can understand him getting up at this time. It's common for me to get up early myself."
"But Haozi, prodigal son, you two lazy idiots, is the sun rising in the west today?"
Zhou Lang chuckled, "Hey..."
"Lao Gu, don't I want to seek advice from you? How can I chat with Jiang Yueyue without you by my side?"
"You saw it last night. The opponent's military advisor is online all day long. I can't even turn into a clown every minute on my own!"
Gu Xing quickly took two steps back and looked at him warily, "No, I won't give it to you if you beg me. My semen will only be given to my future wife."
"???"
"Lao Gu, you kid, can you drive on this broken road?"
"Let me tell you the truth! We are following you just to learn how to flirt with girls."
"The chat yesterday was so exciting, it was even more exciting than watching TV."
Li Hao usually sleeps in every day, but after watching such a good show yesterday, his interest was instantly piqued.
So when he saw Gu Xing and Zhou Lang sleeping together, he immediately followed them.
Gu Xing was just bragging to a few buddies, so naturally he wouldn't let them follow him.
He raised his hand and held up three fingers, "I'll only give you three minutes. If you can't finish washing, I won't wait."
"Hey, should I go?"
"Lao Gu, who are you looking down on? Do we still need three minutes? Just wait, we will definitely get it done in one minute."
As long as a boy doesn't poop... the speed at which he goes out can only be described as terrifying.
All three of them finished washing up in just over a minute.
When they arrived at the canteen, the four of them bought breakfast and sat together...
Zhou Lang took the phone and asked, "Lao Gu, do you think I should ask her if she has eaten now?"
Li Hao waved his hand and patted the dining table, "Are you stupid?"
"According to the analysis of the skills I learned from Lao Gu, if you ask someone if they have eaten or slept, it's just a clown talking."
Gu Xing gave him a thumbs up, "Haozi learns quickly."
"That's... a pure talent type, buddy!" Li Hao was so proud of the compliment that he couldn't wait to talk to several people with his nostrils.
"but···"
"Now the prodigal son really has to ask if the person has eaten. Not only does he have to ask, but the prodigal son also has to prepare breakfast for her if the other person has not eaten."
Li Hao was stunned, "?"
"Ah? But Lao Gu, didn't you say this is very frustrating~! Especially delivering breakfast. Isn't this something only a licking dog can do?"
Li Hao originally thought he had learned the essence of Gu Xing, but now Gu Xing confused him with just one sentence.
Gu Xing smiled calmly...
"Prodigal son, you go first and ask her if she has had breakfast."
"good!"
Now Zhou Lang had unconditional trust in Gu Xing. When he saw what he said, he sent it directly without thinking.
【Did you have breakfast? 】
The girls’ dormitory at this time...
The four people in dormitory 507 were preparing to go out, when Jiang Yueyue received the message and immediately let out a sweet cry.
"this···"
"Shu Yao, look, he just sent this to me!"
Shen Shuyao took the phone, and the four of them looked at the latest authoritative news sent from it.
【Did you have breakfast? 】
Shen Shuyao frowned slightly, "No, based on the previous situation, the other party must have a purpose for doing this."
"Let's stay put for now and go back normally and see what he will say."
【no! 】
"Lao Gu..."
"She replied, what should I say now?"
Gu Xing said calmly, "Just go back..."
"I accidentally bought an extra serving for breakfast. Do you want to come out and eat it together?"
"It's not as practical as having a romantic chat on the phone."
"Nowadays, when dating between men and women, it is usually the boys who suffer, and the outcome requires some blood."
"In this way, you can not only show your goodwill directly, but also quickly invite the other party to meet for a breakfast of more than ten yuan, which is equivalent to a date at the minimum cost."
Li Hao raised his hands in admiration, "Awesome, so awesome!"
"I thought I was already here, but it turns out I've only learned the tip of the iceberg."
Gu Xing shook his head, "Don't be too happy too early. There is a high probability that the other party will not directly agree."
It's exactly what he said...
Shen Shuyao smiled and said, "That's it!"
"Yueyue, you reply like this..."