Time passed day by day, and all the plans slowly unfolded as expected.
Zhang Ming first showed off his powerful power in front of the female monkey...ahem, in front of the group of monkeys: knocking over a tree with one punch and creating a hole with one kick!
It also vividly tells the story about "The Monkey King and Grand Sage causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace".
"The Monkey King, the Monkey King, climbed up to the sacred mountain and roared, "My fate is at my mercy." Then he punched and kicked the old Dragon King.
"The old Dragon King suffered from pain, fell to his knees, and shouted to the Great Sage for mercy, the Great Sage for mercy!"
Sure enough, the monkeys who suffered from the cultural invasion all had bright eyes, and they had the ultimate yearning for the great sage who was riding on a somersault cloud, a man who could fight thousands of miles away.
The canyon was filled with shouts of "Great Sage" and "Great Sage".
Even the translator Shi Mama was poisoned and wanted to hear the story of the "Monkey King" all day long.
After all, Zhang Ming's descriptions were all modified by magic. After localized transformation, they are different from the past.
After attracting the attention of all the monkeys in the valley through a story, Zhang Ming hired a large number of three-tailed monkeys with a wave of his hand and started... farming!
And claimed - "This is the only way to become a great saint"!
It's not that he is exploiting the labor force, but... these monkeys are so naughty. They are used to living a free life, so how can they suffer?
Even in the mythology, the great sage, who has such heaven-defying qualifications, also practiced in Fangcun Mountain for ten years. In the first seven years, he only learned to speak politely, lecture on scriptures, learn calligraphy and burn incense, and only formally learned magic in the last three years!
"These monkeys, without discipline, will accomplish nothing in the end! They have to hone their character through farming."
As expected, most monkeys are impatient, and farming is a time- and patience-consuming task that requires a lot of time, energy, and sweat.
These monkeys only lasted three minutes, and their initial enthusiasm subsided. When they saw that the crops had not sprouted, they ran away one after another.
Another teacher, Xiaobai, became anxious when he saw that fewer monkeys were willing to farm every day. He questioned Zhang Ming's strategy every day.
"Don't worry. If not a single monkey can stay, it only means that we have no fate with this group of monkeys. Don't force it." Zhang Ming explained, "Studying and practicing are more boring than farming. There are many things that have been missed. Then Then we missed it, we just need to give it a chance.”
"Don't force it."
Xiaobai had no choice but to agree.
Half a month later, a dozen of the tens of thousands of monkeys remained patient enough to slowly open up their own farmland and plant the crop seeds given by Lao Zhang.
"The probability is one in a thousand, which is not bad. It is equivalent to Tsinghua University and Peking University."
Zhang Ming felt that the number of more than a dozen monkeys was not enough, so he recruited more patient monkeys from surrounding tribes in the name of "taking risks" from the old monkeys. Finally, he gathered two hundred monkeys and started farming. great cause
As a result, after a month, half of them ran away!
The remaining one hundred monkeys can be regarded as the brainless crystal powder in the rice circle, the kind who will not run away for a while after "Monkey King" enters their brains.
In this way, Teacher Xiaobai excitedly started the formal teaching course.
Until the third month, the monkey "risked" death.
Since this guy returned to his hometown and gained status, he has fallen rapidly. Either they are eating and drinking, or they are bullying other monkeys by virtue of their status as the leader of the clan, or they are playing crazily with the female monkey...
It is spreading its genes every day and night, falling into a state of madness.
Whenever Zhang Ming saw its exhausted look, he felt that this guy was going to die soon.
So on this day, it suddenly died...
"Maomao" suddenly lost strength while spreading genes and fell down from the tree, breaking his entire neck and spine.
When the monkeys hurriedly moved the clan elder to Lao Zhang for treatment, he had already died.
Although Zhang Ming had some treatment methods, there was nothing he could do about the dead monkey.
The monkeys gave it a glorious burial. The once lively monkey became a cold corpse. The breeze blew on its face. Its monkey life was just a small wave of history. Its greatest luck was to meet a man who changed civilization. "noble person".
But at least there is still a little wave.
More monkeys have become dust without even a splash of water in their lives.
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Six months later, the crops matured one after another. Wheat, rice, sorghum, corn, and sweet potatoes exuded the unique fragrance of grains. Various vegetables and herbs also flourished, probably because the climate was suitable and the soil was fertile. A large number of crops were harvested and an unprecedented bumper harvest was achieved!
The productivity of a hundred young monkeys is quite good. The neat fields produced unprecedented food and piled it into a hill, which shocked the entire valley!
Perhaps because of the habit of "relying on mountains to eat and water to eat", they have never thought that food can be grown from the ground.
"Since a hundred monkeys work together, the food will be divided equally. Every monkey has it. I hope everyone will continue their efforts." Zhang Ming made a hundred wooden barrels, filled them with food, and handed them to them. .
The "three-tailed monkeys" actually have no concept of property. When they are hungry, they pick something from the tree to eat. Now they also want to pick corn or radish from the field to taste it. There are no such magical things in their world. Where's the food?
But a hundred monkeys who have put in their labor have sincerely put in their hard work for half a year, and they cannot give up the fruits of their labor for no reason.
As a result, theft and fighting around farmland happened every day.
The concept of "private property" is rapidly taking shape.
Immediately afterwards, the monkey with food found that he had higher mating rights after becoming rich!
They can use the corn and potatoes in their hands to win the love of the opposite sex!
This kind of illegal trading became popular in the "Houting Valley" in just three days.
"Isn't this just fucking idiots? Who taught them that!" Lao Zhang was stunned, but he was powerless to stop him. After all, monkeys naturally fall in love with each other. What right do you, a monster, have to object?
Immediately afterwards, the monkeys who had food found that they had technical capital and began to hire more bodyguards and manpower to cultivate more farmland.
Because farming also requires skills, if other monkeys want to learn, they will only teach if labor is provided, otherwise they will not teach!
Naturally, Lao Zhang and Xiao Bai will not teach more monkeys. 100 students is already a lot, and he cannot teach any more.
As a result, a knowledge monopoly class emerged.
"Isn't this the landlord? The landlord showed up so quickly?!" Zhang Ming was shocked.
Then, another strange thing happened. The monkeys actually started gambling!
They regard the food in their hands as gambling chips and play dice games every day.
After all, food means mating rights, which means everything! Who can resist the temptation to roll the dice and win all the other monkeys' possessions?
Soon some monkeys got jealous and lost all the fruits of half a year's labor, returning to poverty overnight.
The monkey cried and howled, and was a little unwilling to complain to Teacher Xiaobai.
Teacher Xiaobai was naturally confused. In its limited life, where had it ever experienced such a thing?
Climbing into the bedroom, he complained to Lao Zhang "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah".
Zhang Ming felt more and more something was wrong, as if a pair of invisible hands were controlling everything, just like human civilization...
Finally, the culprit was found - Teacher Shimama!
It was Teacher Shimama who taught them to gamble!
Shimama was unhappy and announced loudly: "All agreements are invalid!"
Then, he was expelled as a teacher.
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Of course, the rapid evolution of the three-tailed monkey civilization continues.
Because the influence of Zhang Ming and others was so great that it brought about all-round changes.
They soon discovered that the closer they got to Lao Zhang's ship, the more secure it was in terms of safety and education. Several sick monkeys were restored to health under Zhang Ming's medical treatment.
So the monkeys began to trade grain for land and build huts nearby.
Even the monkey king felt that his cave was no longer fragrant, and he wanted to live near the sailboat.
"What is this...the emergence of real estate? Market economy?"
Then, the monkey king started a passionate battle with several big monkeys who controlled the wealth!
After all, if this continues, the status of the Monkey King will be in jeopardy. The Monkey King wants to forcibly collect food, but these big monkeys are unwilling, and a physical fight naturally breaks out between the two sides.
“Because the distribution of interests within capitalism was unbalanced, wars broke out between emperors and warlords.”
Zhang Ming felt like he had opened Pandora's box, and the monkey's social evolution was far higher than he expected.
Of course, during the whole process, he was satisfied and harvested a lot of food...
"For this little food, you changed the monkey, what a sin!"
Perhaps after he leaves, the three-tailed monkeys will soon forget about "farming". After all, "farming" goes against their living habits and is a very unfree thing.
It is also possible to continue the habit of "farming".
None of these can be forced.
Just like in Africa, a farming culture was not formed in the end. Many things are closely related to the cultural habits of the native people.
Zhang Ming has no doubt that the turtle clan, which has been glorious in the past, will work hard, but the three-tailed monkey clan...
"Let it happen."
"Woof woof!" A dog bark interrupted Zhang Ming's thoughts, allowing him to gradually recover from his "observer" state.
Brother Hao's frostbitten body has been restored to health after six months of training. Although it is an old dog, under Zhang Ming's careful care, it is a strong old dog. It should not be a problem if it lives for more than ten years. big.
"You're an old guy too, so it's okay to stay here. For my sake, the monkeys should take good care of you." Zhang Ming said with a smile, "If you want to stay here, you'd better follow me on the road. "
The dog howled a few times. Its IQ is limited and it cannot understand complex language.
However, it naturally has to follow its owner, no matter where it goes.
…
In the past six months, there has also been a drifting bottle, and the content is mostly about "the construction and development of the Supernatural Human Alliance".
Having said that, in the past six months, the establishment of the "Supernatural Human Alliance" has brought about earth-shaking changes to the earth. The rich tax, civilian tax, New Century Defense Line, etc. are really the three things that the new official has done since he took office. The world is in turmoil.
Since the letter in the bottle was delayed by 7 months from the broadcast, there was nothing particularly interesting this time. Zhang Ming wrote about his recent life situation and sent it back again.
Seeing that the time was ripe to start again, Zhang Ming held a new family meeting on this day.
"Dear friends, we have been here for half a year. The food harvest has been good, Brother Hao has recovered, and it is time to embark on the journey again... Oh, I have also collected seasonings and other things, as well as local specialties, which are quite good. of."
"Ahem, first thing first, Teacher Xiaobai, how is the teaching of the course? Does it feel good to be a teacher?"
Teacher Xiaobai had a turtle face and almost cried out of grievance. The process of communicating with those monkeys was like a delicate class teacher facing a large group of 1.9-meter-tall bad students!
That scene and the discipline were unbearable to watch!
How much knowledge can be imparted in just half a year?
Xiaobai has been troubled for a long time, thinking that what the monkeys need most is to increase their lifespan and combat power, so he tries to teach the "Xuanwu Breathing Technique".
He is the orthodox successor of Xuanwu Breathing Technique, and is even more proficient than Lao Zhang!
However, the "breathing technique" needs to be modified to fit the monkey's body, and the monkey has to learn the "acupuncture guidance technique". This is obviously not a workload that can be completed in half a year.
"So what you're saying is that the goal hasn't been achieved yet?" Zhang Ming was silent, looking at the group of monkeys working in the farmland.
Since farming can get mating rights, more and more monkeys are learning agriculture, and the number has exploded. Of course, there are quite a few people who give up halfway. In fact, they are not that short of food, but starchy plants are more palatable.
"Ah!" Xiaobai begged pitifully, not wanting to give up halfway.
Or perhaps, this experience of being a teacher made him feel the meaning of knowledge like never before, and... he felt tired and happy at the same time.
"If you want more time...it's not impossible, we're not in that hurry."
Zhang Ming himself taught the monkeys farming culture and health knowledge.
Don’t underestimate these two points. Farming culture is the carrier of civilization and the cornerstone of social stability. It can trigger the butterfly effect in history.
The butterfly effect of these few months alone is already big enough.
As for "health knowledge", it refers to living habits such as washing hands before meals and after using the toilet, drinking boiled water, and regular work and rest. Don't underestimate this.
In the primitive period, the average life span of human beings was only twenty years old. Hasn't it increased to seventy or eighty years now?
Who dares to believe that just by brushing teeth, human life expectancy can be increased by 13 years!
So it’s not that monkeys are born short-lived, but that they have poor habits!
Of course, it’s difficult to correct lifestyle habits.
Most of the time, things are forgotten after they are said, and it becomes annoying after saying too much. Zhang Ming will not force anything. Anyway, in one sentence - he will control the opportunities by himself.
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(PS: I have recovered a little bit today and am not as feverish anymore. I struggled to type 4,000 words. I should be able to do two updates tomorrow.)
(I’m glad I don’t have Yang, otherwise I would have to lie down for a week for QAQ. Everyone should still wear a mask and don’t let down your guard, otherwise it will be really uncomfortable if you get infected.)
(End of chapter)
