"Miss Minotaur, please come back!"
"But, I refuse!"
Li Mo pressed his face against Miss Minotaur's thigh, and no matter how much Miss Minotaur, who was famous for her uncanny strength, tore him apart, she showed no sign of letting go.
"Miss Medusa, please help me persuade her! It hurts, it hurts, please don't shoot me with petrifying rays!"
The Demon King once said that one of the most basic daily tasks of Li Mo, the strongest wise general, was to shamelessly invite back the Demon Generals who had been forced away by the Demon King.
But the result was clear when you heard his lamentation.
What a bad luck.
Li Mo used his last bit of strength to push open the gate of Demon King's City.
He fumbled to pull off the stone that was stuck to his face by Miss Medusa's petrifying light, and threw it outside the door.
"You're back, Yu Zhi Fang."
"I'm back, Lord Demon King."
Li Mo knelt down on one knee and faced the devil on the throne.
And the Demon King was lying lazily on the Amyrlin Seat, holding his legs with his hands, curling up, with a dull expression, and it was placed right in the middle of the armrest of the Amyrlin Seat as if it was custom-made.
"So, how was today's result?"
"As usual, Lord Demon King."
He sighed loudly, as if telling Li Mo, "I told you earlier that it was a waste of effort."
The Demon King turned over lazily, with her back to Li Mo. Her soft waist-length silver hair and white dress with silk edges completely wrapped her slender body, making her look like a flawless body. Like white jade.
"Speaking of which, what is tonight's tribute?"
"please wait for a moment."
Li Mo took out a small schedule that he carefully recorded from his tuxedo.
After opening it, you can see that the seams of the paper are densely filled with writing. The handwriting is very beautiful, but this schedule is probably incomprehensible to anyone except Li Mo.
"About tonight's menu, the main meal is the Earth Demon Pork Steak, the dessert is a cream cake made by humans, and the drink is freshly squeezed Crazy Berry Juice, above."
Li Mo gently closed his precious schedule.
"well--"
"Why is the Demon King sighing?"
"I remember that the meat of the Earth Demon Pig was dry and woody, and tasted like chewing tree roots."
The Demon King curled up his body tighter, a depressed expression appeared on his dull face, and told Li Mo in a very aggrieved tone.
"Please be patient, Lord Demon King, this is already the best meal we can offer this month."
"Tsk!"
A solid, extremely impatient click of the tongue clearly reached Li Mo's ears.
"Ah, is that so? By the way, Ali, what's your dinner tonight?"
The Demon King stood up from the Amyrlin Seat and huddled up in a weird posture. There were still traces of the Amyrlin Seat on her peach cheeks. She raised her eyebrows and curled her mouth.
"me?"
Having said this, Li Mo's back, which had always been straight, slumped slightly, and answered with a subtle smile:
"Because yesterday I ate weeds near the Demon King's Castle, I want to find some weeds by the river...above."
"No...no more?"
"Gone."
Li Mo felt a little weak.
"good......"
good? So hard?
At the end of the day, he cried with joy. The Demon King finally understood how to sympathize with his subordinates. With such a sentence, all the hardships he had endured over the years were worth it.
It's really gratifying, I might as well cook red beans and rice tonight.
"No, no, no, for the sake of Lord Demon King, it is nothing for my subordinates to endure this little hardship."
"Disgusting!"
The Demon King crawled and hid behind the Amyrlin, slightly sticking out half of his head. The way she looked at Li Mo was as if she saw a naughty child getting up and running around after falling into a cesspit.
"As a demon, you still eat grass, Li Mo is so disgusting!"
"Whose fault is this? I haven't had a decent meal since the Demon King succeeded to the throne, okay?"
The little happiness that Li Mo had had was stillborn before it even sprouted.
Looking back on the past, Li Mo felt the excruciating pain. He didn't have enough food to eat every day, and he didn't have enough clothes to cover his body. Eating weeds had become a habit without even realizing it.
"It was weeds the day before yesterday, it was weeds yesterday, and it is weeds today. Even the food of the Four Heavenly Kings is better than mine! Has Lord Demon King ever considered that as the current chief chef of Demon King Castle, I have to cook delicious food for Lord Demon King every day? What a feeling it feels like when you can only eat weeds when you’re eating delicious food!”
Ah, when facing the Demon King, do you really feel only despair?
Li Mo gave up on himself.
He rolled up his sleeves and rebelled.
"Who cares about you, idiot Li Mo, are you blaming Yu?"
The Demon King's eyes flashed fiercely, and he leapt down from the steps of the Amyrlin Seat like a beast that pounced on its prey, and his whole body was wrapped around Li Mo's body.
The mouth kept spitting out harsh low sounds like beasts, and the aura emanating from her body was scary, and Wanru's heart was filled with darkness.
"It hurts, it hurts, please stop, Lord Demon King, please don't bite my neck. You are not a vampire. Please consider your position! Don't bite my hand either! Wait...wait, please don't take the bat from Take out the weird places!"
In the end, Li Mo had no choice but to kneel down and apologize.
Rumor has it that the Demon King's Castle, which was originally empty that day, was filled with miserable screams.
"Dinner has been served, please take your time."
With a bruised nose and swollen face, and numerous bite marks on his body, Li Mo placed the last plate of cream cake on the Demon King's table.
"I don't want it! I won't eat anything from you!"
As the most powerful general in the Demon King's army and the current chief chef, it is necessary to take good care of the Demon King's diet.
Even if he was beaten into a human shape.
“Please try the desserts after you’ve had the main course!”
Looking at the Demon King who directly pulled the cake in front of him, Li Mo skillfully took the cake away with a gorgeous gesture, and then placed the Earth Demon Pork Steak in front of the Demon King.
"snort!"
The Demon King picked up the fork with his delicate hands, and then stabbed it hard into the center of the steak.
Li Mo's whole body went cold because he could hear the sound of the dinner plate breaking.
"Give this to A Li."
The Demon King used his slender little hands to lift the steak in front of Li Mo as hard as he could.
"Also, there's more. I only have one family member, Ah Li, so don't come back so late. I'm lonely...boring."
There was a slight blush on her delicate face, and through her long hair you could see her eyes flickering to the side intentionally.
"Yes, Lord Demon King."
Li Mo, the most intelligent general, responded softly while taking the steak from the Demon King's hand.
That little bud of happiness may have already become a towering tree.
