Chapter 294 Take off your pants and fart

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Eagle Wing Star.

Tiantu civilization.

Since the reorganization of the Grand Alliance, the rest of the civilizations have actually lost the independence of their own civilizations.

This is mandatory.

Tiantu Civilization did not negotiate with these civilizations and forcibly accommodated all civilizations into its own territory.

The arrangement during the alliance period—civilization ambassadors—has now transformed and has become the leader of various high-tech civilizations.

It seems that they can be called the frontier officials.

As for the opposition of those advanced technological civilizations?

Against what?

What right do they have to object?

Tiantu Civilization has changed from being "moderate" as the main body of the alliance, and now it is extremely domineering.

However, those weak cosmic technological civilizations have no complaints.

They were even having fun.

On this day, the various frontier officials returned from their civilized bases and returned to the capital planet of Tiantu Civilization.

"I haven't been back for a long time. Hundreds of years have passed by in a flash!" An ambassador of Tiantu civilization stepped off the space transport ship and looked at the building that was exactly the same as hundreds of years ago, feeling quite emotional.

"General Li Ni, it's only been a hundred years, you still have a lot of time to live!"

A compliment came from the side.

"What Leader Natara said is that your time and my time are still very long, and the future is still very long."

Next to the frontier official of Tiantu Civilization is the leader of the civilization he leads. Of course, today's leaders are just a title, they do not have any actual power.

For these civilization leaders, those who are ambitious slowly accumulate strength, waiting for the day when they can get rid of Tiantu Civilization.

As for those who have no ambitions, they will naturally comply with the orders of Tu Wenming. Being a puppet leader is not a bad thing.

Anyway, history is written by the victors. Who knows whether puppet leaders like them will get a bad rap in the future?

"General Li Ni, what is the purpose of the main civilization calling us here this time? Are we going to fight against individual life in the universe?"

"I don't know, civilization just tells us to get back here as soon as possible."

The Tiantu Civilization Ambassador didn't say anything to the civilization leader's question. He directly got on the aircraft that came to greet him and drove quickly towards the reception area.

As for the civilization leader, he has the rest of the reception aircraft.

One after another, the ships of Tiantu Civilization Ambassadors arrived at the space dock one after another.

There is actually no space dock in the capital star of Tiantu Civilization. In order to ensure the safety of the capital, ships arriving at the capital of Tiantu Civilization need to be docked at the eighth planet space dock in the capital galaxy. They must go through security inspection and identity authentication before boarding to the next space dock. of ships.

It has to be tossed three times along the way.

Although the process is cumbersome, it is still very fast.

After all, the ships of Tiantu Civilization all travel at a hundred times the speed of light.

The ambassador of Tiantu Civilization, who returned to the capital after all kinds of troubles, couldn't help but sigh when he set foot on this land.

Although the residences of high-tech civilizations are not far from the capital, the farthest is actually only a few dozen light years away.

If you take a super-light ship, you can actually return to the capital in less than half a year.

It's just a rule that they can't come back.

But hundreds of years don't seem to be a big problem.

"General Furutu, what do you think is the purpose of civilization calling us back?"

In the restaurant, lizard-like intelligent beings wearing special gloves and cutlery calmly picked up the meat from the plate in front of them and stuffed it into their mouths.

When their mouths opened, it seemed as if they could swallow the heads of their fellow eaters next to them.

"Hoo, it's delicious. It's been a long time since I tasted authentic food from my hometown. On my barren planet, I can only eat sand!"

"A higher civilization is not so miserable."

"What do you know?! The management told us to respect their food customs, but the custom of those guys is to eat sand!"

Hearing this, many "big officials in the border areas" laughed.

really.

After Tiantu Civilization unified all civilizations, although their style of conduct was consistent, they still maintained relative respect for those technological civilizations when this civilization was still in the integration stage.

The "frontier officials" respect local civilization and customs, which is also a friendly signal to these technologies.

When these technological civilizations completely accept the friendship of Tiantu Civilization, Tiantu Civilization will make the next change to them.

What's more, the changes are subtle and they are not in a hurry.

Therefore, for some people with strange customs, these "officials from the frontier" can only consider themselves unlucky due to the regulations of doing as the Romans do when they go to the countryside.

In the dining hall, the feudal officials continued their pleasant exchanges.

"What will happen if civilization calls us back? It's nothing more than a final duel with the individual lives in the universe. In recent years, aren't there often weak technological civilizations that are destroyed by individual lives in the universe?"

The words of this feudal official instantly aroused the recognition of the others.

"Yes! It has only been a long time since we reformed the Great Alliance. Within a few hundred years, hundreds of civilizations, large and small, were destroyed by these individual lives in the universe. We did not fight back much during this period. Now, it is time to fight back !”

"Let the individual beings in the universe see how powerful our attack is! Let them be afraid!"

"Fight for our better future! For a future without individual life in the universe!"

A large number of lizardmen cheered in unison.

In the gray hall, one figure after another is busy. These machines under Tiantu Civilization are decorating this hall. In a few days, one of the most important meetings in the history of Tiantu Civilization will be held here.

According to the provisions of the "life cycle", this meeting is also a key meeting for the Tiantu civilization to rise and fall.

Declare war!

There is no doubt that a few days later, in this gray hall, the supreme leader of Tiantu Civilization announced a formal war on individual life in the universe.

"We have been harassed by individual beings in the universe for too long! They attack our bases unscrupulously and seize our energy! Individual beings in the universe have no mercy for us. In their eyes, our technological civilization is just food in their mouths. !”

"Our technological civilization is also an intelligent life in the universe! Why do they regard us as food? They should become our materials! We will defeat these giant creatures! The Ninggeng galaxy should belong to technological civilization!"

"Clean out all individual life in the universe in the Ninggeng Galaxy! The Ninggeng Galaxy should belong to a technological civilization!"

"Clean out all individual life in the universe in the Ninggeng Galaxy! The Ninggeng Galaxy should belong to the Tiantu Civilization!"

"Clean out all individual life in the universe in the Ninggeng Galaxy! The Ninggeng Galaxy should belong to the Tiantu Civilization!"

Somehow, the slogan of this campaign suddenly changed.

But no intelligent life came forward to express dissent.

Even among them, there are also leaders of other high-tech civilizations.

"We cannot stop Tiantu Civilization. The only thing we can do is to follow Tiantu Civilization and fight with all our strength. Unless... Tiantu Civilization is defeated."

"Unless Tiantu civilization is defeated, we..."

It is impossible for some high-tech civilizations not to complain about what Tiantu Civilization has done.

But the situation is compelling, and they must surrender first.

"However, if Tiantu Civilization wins."

"Then surrender. In this way, our civilization will still have a chance to be passed down."

After the meeting, all intelligent life forms left one after another.

"The leaders of these advanced civilizations still have luck. They want to wait for the moment when our Tiantu civilization is defeated."

"Then let them wait, this is impossible! Our 'small universe' technology is about to be perfected! Even if it was not at its best when the war started, we still have space weapon technology! What's more, space wormhole technology has already made it possible We are invincible.”

"You can't just think about escaping before the war starts!"

"This is not an escape, this is a decision that we will not be defeated."

"Isn't running away not defeating the battle?"

"I can't tell you, you are a retarded person who has never even been on the battlefield."

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Ninggeng galaxy universe individual life information network, higher individual information network.

Nuo: "I have received a formal notice of war from Tiantu Civilization. Do you want to listen?"

De: "Listen to the hammer, just a few words over and over again! Will you come up with anything new?"

Saito: "These technological civilizations seem to attach great importance to this aspect. Before they fight with us, they have to issue a declaration or something like that every time. It seems that they will not fight us if they don't issue a declaration."

Shi: "No, why don't you just destroy one of their advanced civilizations, and take it as our response to declaring war on them."

Ning: "With these technological civilizations, if Tiantu Civilization doesn't issue a declaration of war, won't we start a war with this guy? This official announcement is simply, huh? Jing, how do you say that sentence?"

Jing: "Take off your pants and fart. Farting is a way for the intelligent beings of Tiantu Civilization to expel gases from the body, so there is no need to take off your pants when you fart. Taking off your pants and farting means that Tiantu Civilization is unnecessary in doing things."

Sui: "What are those pants?"

Nuo: "Jing, can you shut up? Don't change the topic."

Jing: "Oh, by the way, if anyone can shed some light on the crystal arrangement problem in space weapon organs, please chat with me privately."

Using the ability of the water groups on the earth, Jing quickly became familiar with all the individual lives in the universe in this advanced individual life information network.

Under the guidance of Jing, these advanced individuals can even send emoticons!

But the most important thing is that Jing regards this information network as a learning platform.

Don’t ask where you belong.

Those advanced individuals didn't actually want to teach at first, but after Jing made some mentally retarded technical remarks in the information network, some advanced individuals couldn't stand it anymore.

Ever since, Jing gained guidance.

In this regard, Nuo's evaluation was "This guy knows how to speed up evolution."

However, Jing did not directly ask those advanced individuals to tell him, he just asked some unimportant questions, or questions that he really had no idea about.

Of course, those higher-level individuals didn’t say anything about this.

Just teach.

Nuodu said nothing.

The first cantilever of the Ninggen Galaxy, a hundred light-years beyond the spherical nebula.

After Jing received responses from "enthusiastic netizens", he transformed his body.

The transformation is quite convenient.

It's just the movement of space crystals. You only need to control the relocation of crystal cells by cells in the body.

The relocation at the cellular level is still very gentle.

There is no need to worry about problems with these "expensive" space crystal cells during transportation.

Of course, transportation still needs to be controlled, otherwise it will not be certain where to move.

"Master, the rearranged arrangement is running well under the simulation experiment of the central computer, and is 5.8 times better than our previous crystal arrangement! Master, your wisdom is really outstanding!"

The vassal civilization sent a congratulatory message to the new arrangement of the scenery.

Of course, these guys don't know this technology, it is their technology to dominate the water group.

Even in these years, they have mastered the answers to many technical problems by relying on water groups.

This information network of individual lives in the universe cannot be accessed by scientific and technological civilization.

Five days later, a completely different tentacle was born among the dense tentacles in the scene.

Due to the different space crystal arrangement, this tentacle is not as flexible as the other tentacles.

It is fixed.

Although there are still a few nodes that can be adjusted, they are generally not as flexible as those tentacles.

"Get ready, I will start experimenting and debugging space weapons."

"The trial operation of the dominating space weapon has begun! Pay attention to the data observation records!"

As Jing reminded the vassal civilization, all the instruments of the vassal civilization were aimed at the target aircraft 30 million kilometers away.

The space-level dark energy driving device was activated, and dark energy began to fill the space weapon tentacles.

Although it is very slow, it is already several times faster than before!

After all, this time the energy filling progress is visible to the naked eye, which is equivalent to a download speed of one hundredth per second, while last time it was one thousandth of a second!

The two are so different!

The special space crystal cell arrangement module increases the activation speed of space weapons several times! At the same time, the power remains unchanged, even greater than before!

After charging is completed, the space weapon is released immediately.

A large number of detectors sensed the slight shaking in the space almost instantly.

In an instant, the target aircraft became two halves.

"The improvement is good, but we have to continue! The charging speed is still a little slow!"

Not long after Jing finished speaking about the vassal civilization, the part of his consciousness that he used to use Shuiqun suddenly discovered that the information network suddenly became lively.

Worker: "Tiantu Civilization attacked me! It's the Glory! Tiantu Civilization's Brilliance is dispatched! No, I can't escape! You go and attack the capital of Tiantu Civilization! I will find a way to help you delay! But you have to escape It’s impossible.”

Nuo: "I will avenge you."

When Gong revealed that he was attacked by the Glory, Nuo knew that Gong had no chance of surviving.

His final outcome must be to self-destruct and become a brilliant star in the universe.

The war had already begun.

But this is the first time that Tiantu Civilization has sent the Glory battleship to attack individual lives in the universe.

"Aren't they afraid that their nest will be stolen?"

Nuo was confused.

(End of chapter)