"Fuck..."
"Fuck..."
When Yan Shouyi and Zhu Shanzao saw the "golden bamboo shoot" worshiped by the Sun family, thunderbolts flashed in their minds, and they were as shocked as seeing a sow climbing a tree.
In particular, the Sun family members rushed to hold the golden bamboo shoots and lick the dew from them, with intoxicated faces, which made the two of them deep in thought.
Should we tell the Sun family the truth about the golden bamboo shoots?
If they knew the truth about Jin Bamboo, would they be so ashamed that they would line up and commit suicide?
But the golden bamboo shoots are the most important thing to repair the golden bull statue. If he doesn't get them back, Yan Shouyi won't be able to save the Liu family in a short time...
Sun Zhipeng, who didn't know the truth, couldn't help but feel smug when he saw the shocked expressions on Yan Shouyi and Zhu Shanzao's faces - this golden bamboo shoot was indeed a treasure. Even the great god and the little mountain god Zhu Shanzao were so shocked!
Then Sun Zhipeng began to think about how to keep this golden bamboo shoot. After all, it was such a precious thing. If Yan Shouyi and Zhu Shanzao had evil thoughts, the Sun family might not be able to keep it!
Yan Shou thought for a long time and finally decided to tell Sun Zhipeng the truth.
But just as he was about to speak, Sun Zhipeng's father Sun Hao discovered the existence of Yan Shouyi and Zhu Shanzao.
Sun Hao suddenly shouted: "How did you get in!"
The Sun family all turned around and saw Yan Shouyi and Zhu Shanzao, their faces instantly showing a look of vigilance.
"Okay, it turns out that you two are working together, and it's you two who made the Liu family become like this!" Sun Hao warned, "Is it possible that you want to rob our Sun family's golden bamboo shoots again?! I don't You will succeed!"
With that said, Sun Hao directed the Sun family to surround Jin Bamboo, with a strong intention to die rather than let go.
Yan Shouyi and Zhu Shanzao were stunned, and for a moment they didn't know how to explain.
Sun Hao looked at Sun Zhipeng and said, "Unfilial son, it turns out that you were the one who cheated and lured the two of them into the house!"
Sun Zhipeng quickly explained: "No! Dad, please listen to my explanation!"
"Go away, my Sun family doesn't have a son like you!" Sun Hao shouted while holding the golden bamboo shoots, "I won't let anyone take the golden bamboo shoots away even if I risk my life today!"
The rest of the Sun family also hugged the golden bamboo shoots, and some even licked the golden bamboo shoots for fear of wasting a drop of golden bamboo shoots and jade dew.
Seeing this scene, Yan Shou almost lost his temper.
He quickly explained: "Don't be nervous, I'm not here to grab the golden bamboo shoots... Besides, these things are not golden bamboo shoots!"
"You fart, what are these if not golden bamboo shoots?" Sun Hao scolded, "I specially asked an expert to come and check it out. This is the golden bamboo shoot that grows from the ground of our Sun family. It is the lifeblood of our Sun family. Whoever robs it will rob our Sun family of their luck!"
If he hadn't known the truth, Yan Shouyi would have been convinced by Sun Hao.
Now, no matter how the Sun family protects the golden bamboo shoots, they will regret it soon...
Yan Shouyi said helplessly: "There are no golden bamboo shoots in this world. This golden bamboo shoot in your house is just a copper object that was thrown into your backyard."
Even after saying this, Sun Hao still refused to believe it. He thought it was a lie told by Yan Shouyi to deceive Jin Sun.
Zhu Shanzao covered his stomach and laughed: "I'm flattering you by saying you are stupid. This thing doesn't look like a bamboo shoot at all! The expert you invited is a big liar. What about gold and silver bamboo shoots? How can you win a bamboo shoot?" ...Hahahahahaha!"
At this point, Yan Shouyi could no longer care about the face of the Sun family. He said awkwardly:
"This thing is indeed not a golden bamboo shoot, but an object on the golden bull statue at the gate of Zuihuali. If you don't believe it, send someone to check what is missing on the golden bull statue, and it will be clear."
Yan Shou paused for a moment and then said: "Maybe you can dig under the golden bamboo shoots. If my guess is correct, there should be two golden eggs buried underneath..."
Sun Hao was originally unwilling to believe Yan Shouyi's words, but when he heard Yan Shouyi say that there were two golden eggs buried under the golden bamboo shoots, he suddenly became interested again.
Just golden bamboo shoots and jade dew have the effect of strengthening the body, so wouldn’t golden eggs be even more powerful?
Therefore, Sun Hao was dubious and sent someone to check the golden bull statue at the gate of Zuihuali. At the same time, he personally brought a hoe and dug towards the bottom of the golden bamboo shoots.
While digging up Sun Hao, he also warned Yan Shouyi: "This golden bamboo shoot grows in our yard, and it belongs to us. When we dig out the golden eggs, I, Sun Hao, will eat them first. If you want to snatch them, be careful, I will fight you hard!"
Zhu Shanzao was laughing so much that he was rolling on the ground.
Yan Shouyi spread his hands and said, "We won't rob. We promise not to rob."
After all, Sun Hao had never done much physical work. After digging for a while, he ran out of energy. He called Sun Zhipeng and several servants to dig together.
Even so, Sun Hao still supervised the work every step of the way, for fear that they would destroy the golden egg without knowing the importance.
After digging like this for about ten minutes, I finally saw the prototype of the golden egg.
These two "golden eggs" are about the size of three basketballs, distributed on both sides of the golden bamboo shoots, very symmetrical and round.
only……
The more Sun Hao looked at the shapes of the golden bamboo shoots and golden eggs, the more strange he felt.
The other members of the Sun family seemed to have thought of something, and their expressions and eyes gradually became complicated.
This thing...
It looked like golden bamboo shoots before, but now it looks like... that thing...
Finally, the whole golden egg was dug out, and the Sun family stood in front of the golden bamboo shoots, all lost in thought.
There is a terrible thought in their minds that no one is willing to face and accept.
At this time, the servant who was sent to inspect the golden bull statue at the gate of Zuihuali came back trembling.
The servant's face and eyes were equally complicated. He was extremely conflicted about whether to tell everyone what he saw.
But when he saw the whole picture of Jin Bamboo, he also knew that the matter could no longer be concealed, so he simply gritted his teeth and said:
"Master, I went to check at the door. The golden bull statue... is indeed missing something... that missing thing... matches very well with the golden bamboo shoots growing in our backyard..."
"you shut up!"
Sun Hao suddenly roared.
His face was red, and he looked as embarrassed and angry as a little girl with her skirt exposed.
It’s also like the uncomfortable feeling of eating shit in public.
Everyone in the Sun family lowered their heads, gritted their teeth, and regretted it.
When I think of them offering sacrifices to such a thing, they wake up early and come late every day to lick the golden bamboo shoots and jade dew...
Everyone wanted to commit suicide on the spot! ! !
Sun Zhipeng couldn't help but retched a few times, and then said to Sun Hao with a grimace: "Dad, do you know where the expert who said this is the golden bamboo shoot lives?"
Sun Hao said solemnly: "I will send someone to chop him to death right now."
The crowd in the Sun family was so excited that they wanted to come to their door with a knife in hand.
It seems that the fate of this "expert" will be miserable.
"Hahahahahaha!"
Seeing the dejected appearance of the Sun family, Zhu Shanzao couldn't hold it in any longer and rolled on the ground laughing.
The Sun family felt extremely ashamed, but they couldn't be angry.
These few dozen seconds may take them a lifetime to heal.
"Hahahaha! Golden bamboo shoots!! Hahahahaha! Golden bamboo shoots and jade dew!! Hahaha, and they are rushing to eat golden eggs! Oh my God! Hahahahaha!"
If Zhu Shanzao was allowed to let himself go like this again, Yan Shouyi would not be able to hold back his laughter.
He suppressed his laughter and said to Sun Hao: "Mr. Sun, you probably won't need this golden bamboo shoot anymore. Why don't you do me a favor and transport it to the door and return the golden cow intact?"
Sun Hao suppressed his blush and sighed for a long time: "I'm looking for someone to do it, but can you promise me not to tell anyone about this?"
Yan Shou nodded: "Naturally, naturally."
Sun Hao was relieved.
Fortunately, only my own family knew about this matter, so the shame would not be thrown outside.
If other people in Zuihua knew about this, I'm afraid the Sun family would be so ashamed that they would have to move out of Jianzhou Province.
Zhu Shanzao was still laughing wildly. Yan Shouyi agreed to Sun Hao, but Zhu Shanzao did not agree.
This incident will be the subject of Zhu Shanzao’s chats with other little monsters in Guling for the next hundred years! ! !
So, with mixed feelings, the Sun family dug out the golden bamboo shoots that had been worshiped for half a month, carried them to the car, and then transported them to the door of Zuihuali, where they asked craftsmen to repair them and put them back on the golden bull.
In this way, it can be regarded as returning the jade to Zhao... no, it is returning the bamboo shoots to the cow.
However, this incident has become a pain that the Sun family will never be able to mention again in their lifetime...
