"No, no, no... there's no need to ask for the stars and the moon." She hit the snake and put it on the stick, knelt down and stood up, and put on her coat, "It's just a word from the general."
"Speaking of this, I have something to tell you." Wei Cheng looked at the ceiling of the tent and seemed to think for a while, but still didn't say anything: "That's all, let's talk about it in a few days."
Let's see what tricks she is going to play on his birthday.
Let’s talk it out together when the time comes.
He used to think that it didn't matter whether there was a woman in the backyard or not; if there was a woman in the backyard, it would be troublesome.
He has no shortage of women, so why bother to get them and keep them at home? But now that he is getting older, he has gradually come up with the absurd idea of getting married first and then starting a career.
Moreover, this woman has always been dishonest without giving her a title. First she thought of sneaking out of Youzhou, and now she ran away when she got angry. Instead of returning to Youzhou, she ran to Bingzhou.
Although it is possible that he took the wrong road and ran in the wrong direction, he still deserves a penalty!
But he is not her father and mother. If he is really punished, he will only bear her grudge. When the time comes, he will keep a record in his heart, and it will be difficult to deal with him on the surface. It is better to just surround her with him. When the time comes, she It is a person with a family who is registered in the official register. When he goes to the ends of the world, whenever he encounters an official who is asking about his household registration, he can see his name on her head.
She remembered that Shen Yinxiao had asked him for a status before, but he had refused too simply. Last time, he hinted, but she didn't know whether it was because she was mentally ill and didn't understand, or because he hinted too vaguely, so she even thought of saying goodbye to him. woman.
I felt a little uncomfortable in my heart.
You have to find a suitable opportunity and bring it up casually, pretending to be casual.
Otherwise, it would appear that he was being too deliberate and would inevitably lose his face as a grown man.
He raised the corners of his mouth subtly, and unconsciously began to imagine her reaction when she heard the news.
After hearing this, she would definitely look at him blankly, and then he would frown as if nothing had happened and say, "Forget it if you don't want to." She would come to her senses again, and then hug him excitedly, silly, gentle, and shy. She timidly fell into his arms.
How can a woman not want to get married?
What's more, he is a man who is superior everywhere.
What does it look like for a woman to know that she is getting married?
He didn't know very well, but judging from the script and opera, it was probably both joy and anxiety. However, Shen Yinxiao had been with him for many years and had done a lot of things as a couple, so there was probably less anxiety and more joy when all the hardships came to an end.
He curled a strand of her hair around his fingertips, changed into a more comfortable position, and held her in his arms.
Getting married was considered a major event in life. He remembered getting married in Chongming and heard him say that the six rites were quite troublesome.
In addition to preparing betrothal gifts, you also need to accept gifts, ask for names, accept gifts, accept donations, ask for dates, and welcome the bride.
The preparation of utensils and ritual utensils is also very cumbersome. For example, the newlyweds prepare their own green houses and wedding clothes. They need to do a lot of exquisite embroidery and choose the right cloth. It takes several months to complete. .
He frowned.
It's too cumbersome, and wasting time and energy on these unnecessary things seems to him to be something only fools are willing to do.
At that time, everything will be quick and simple.
Shen Yinxiao was a little sleepy. Seeing that he was looking at something motionless, as if thinking about his own things, he simply got up without saying a word, got down on the bed and wiped himself with water, then climbed into bed and lay down in the open space next to him. Come down.
He tightened his clothes, yawned, said vaguely that you should rest early, and then closed his eyes.
Wei Cheng came back to his senses, turned his head and glanced at her rosy face. His eyebrows and eyelashes, as black as crow feathers, were still covered with cool moisture. The eyelashes trembled slightly for a few times, and her brows were slightly furrowed, then slowly relaxed. .
but......
He paused.
A woman will get married only once in her life, so she probably hopes that her wedding will be better and more lively than others.
That's just cumbersome once.
Last time, she ordered someone to give two boxes of gold to her useless parents. It was not considered a betrothal gift and had to be prepared again. It was easy to say that he was not short of money, but the parents were really unworthy of the stage. When the time came, let them There is no need to come out to see each other off, just sit and be a decoration, but you can't go out from that shabby yard. That shabby yard is too shabby and shabby. When the time comes, a beauty made of gold and jade will come out of such a shabby yard. It will be really a bit strange. Unbecoming.
After thinking about this, he breathed a sigh of relief and prepared to sleep.
An exhale startled the half-asleep Shen Yinxiao awake again, and her sleepiness disappeared. She rubbed her eyes and squinted at him. He stretched out a hand and touched her back like a child.
"It's so late, why haven't you slept yet?"
She muttered, getting up and lifting the cup up with her eyes closed in anger.
"Sleeping."
Shen Yinxiao closed her eyes and didn't fall asleep for a long time. When she opened her eyes, she saw that he still had his eyes open in the dim night, and his dark eyes were dim. She complained angrily: "It's all you, now I am Not sleepy anymore.”
She frowned and pouted, glaring at him.
He smiled: "It's good to be not sleepy anymore, and I'm not sleepy either."
She pulled up the quilt alertly, covered her neck and looked at him with wide eyes: "You can't do it again, or you will be weak."
He paused, pinched her chin, and said with a smile: "What are you thinking about?"
One hand patted her butt: "What did you do when you couldn't sleep when you were a child?"
"What else can I do? Just close your eyes and fall asleep." She thought for a moment, "But if I am younger and can't fall asleep, my mother will tell me stories. The stories she tells are boring and long. After listening to me for a while, Just sleepy."
"Where's the general?"
Wei Cheng didn't speak for a long time, resting his chin on her forehead, wondering what he was thinking.
"If you can't sleep, just tell me a story." The man's voice was muffled, coming from the top of his head. His heartbeat was even and powerful, imprinting on her heart.
"What are you talking about? What does the general want to hear?"
"You can say whatever you want, and it will work."
Although her voice was steady, she always had a hint of displeasure.
When she was unhappy, he would buy her things, trying to make her happy, but he was unhappy. Although she didn't know why she was unhappy, it was probably because of official duties, but she also wanted to solve his problems.
After all, after so many years of sincerity, she always had some friendship with him.
She thought for a while: "Then let me tell a few jokes."
He glanced at her: "You can also tell jokes."
"I didn't say it well, General, don't blame me."
He let out a lazily "huh".
She cleared her throat and began to talk: "There was a son who liked to visit prostitutes. His father scolded him and said, 'You useless beast. When I go to a prostitute's house, I will see you nine times out of ten.'" The son said, "That's it." , you gave me one more time and you scolded me instead?'"
The man sneered.
"continue."
"A man marries an old wife. When he is sitting on the bed, he will see her with many wrinkles because she will ask: 'How old are you?'
The woman said: 'Forty-five. '
The husband said, "The marriage certificate says that the age is thirty-eight. In my opinion, it is more than forty-five. Tell me the truth." '
Said: "I am actually fifty-four years old." '
My husband questioned me again and again, but I only responded with the preface. After going to bed, I felt something was wrong even more. It was a clever trick in the man's mind.
He said: "I have to get up and cover the salt urn, otherwise the rats will eat them all." '
The woman said, "It's funny. I have lived for sixty-eight years, and I have never heard of rats stealing salt." '"
Wei Cheng laughed muffledly, his chest shaking, making her cheeks itch, and she also laughed.
"anything else?"
Shen Yinxiao was encouraged and became confident. He searched through the memories in his mind and spoke again: "A man wanted to steal his daughter-in-law. The daughter-in-law explained to her, and she said, 'You hide tonight, I have my own way.' So she went to lie on her bed. And he put out the candle and waited for her. In the middle of the night, Weng Guo arrived and thought that his wife was very happy. After that, the woman scolded and said: "Old killer, I got a bed tonight, how can I be so happy!"
Before the man could react, Shen Yinxiao couldn't help but covered her mouth and started laughing.
"I have another one, which is more interesting. Do you want to listen?" She grinned, raised her head, and said to him cheerfully, but she didn't get approval. After a while, she realized that the man had a strange expression, looking at her with a half-smile.
She suddenly felt something was wrong, stopped laughing, and swallowed nervously.
She remembered that Wei Cheng's father had indeed wanted to take her in before.
Guessing that he was reminded of her and his father, she unexpectedly told a joke at the wrong time. She awkwardly prepared to divert his attention and said, "I have others."
"Shen Yinxiao, where did you learn all this nonsense?" He said coolly, "What books do you usually read?"
"That's how you read, right?" He squinted and looked at her as if he was getting to know her again. "Who else have you told this?"
She looks like a sweet and fair little girl, but the dirty jokes she tells are like those with dirty legs from the military. Why is her heart so dirty? Her face doesn't turn red when she talks about it, and her smile is brighter than when she usually talks to him. .
It would be okay if she was left to run wild outside.
I'm afraid I'll have to give him a few cuckolds.
He grinded his molars, feeling more and more that he should keep her firmly under his nose.
Her face turned pale and she quickly clarified: "No, I haven't told anyone about it. Today, I'm telling it for the first time..."
