Mr. Su, you are an old acquaintance, so you can do as you please; Magistrate Tang, you can do as you please.
Kong Fang looked at his young adult appearance and thought that this emperor could handle it!
"hole……"
Jiaqing originally wanted to call Kong Fang by his official title, but suddenly felt that it was too formal and would not easily bring the two people closer to each other. However, he couldn't think of an appropriate title for a while, so he was a little anxious.
Hmm...what should I call you?
The emperor can call me by my name.
Kong Fangda Fangdao.
Jiaqing shook his head, this was inappropriate. Do you have a nickname?
Table of Contents?
Kong Fang was stunned for a while before he remembered that the ancients had the word Biao. For example, Bai Juyi, the poet demon of the Tang Dynasty, had a surname of Bai, a given name of Juyi, a courtesy name of Letian, a nickname of Xiangshan Jushi, and a coquettish nickname of Lao Bai.
Lao Bai was given to him in his previous life.
Yes, what is my nickname?
Hey, who's going to tell me?
Wife?
Or sister-in-law?
Or is it that cheap old joke that I haven’t met yet?
The temperature in the Yangxin Palace is a bit high. What the hell are those little eunuchs doing? Aren't you afraid of roasting the little emperor into a suckling pig?
cough……
Su Fufeng pinched his throat lightly. He was reminding Kong Fang that no matter how young an emperor is, he is still an emperor, so don’t take his words for granted! You have to answer what needs to be answered. Besides, the name of the cousin is not a secret that cannot be revealed. Why are you hesitating?
Kong Fang said in his heart that he was a dog.
He wanted to say it, but he really didn't know what his cousin was!
Tang Bolong's toes almost dug through the soles of his shoes.
"Your Majesty, I... I was right in my words, which made the Emperor laugh." Kong Fang wiped his sweat. Wei Zhong was the cousin of the treacherous minister Yan Song, and he refused in his heart.
But after searching for a long time, I couldn't think of a suitable one. I only remembered the word "Wei Zhong", so I had to borrow it temporarily until I passed this hurdle.
"Weizhong, are you hot?"
The little emperor is still a little warm man. Kong Fang hurriedly said it was not hot.
Oh, that's the tension. I'm telling you, don't be nervous, just relax. The "Journey to the West" you wrote is very good. The Monkey King is very interesting. It would be great if I also had the seventy-two changes.
Take a look...
He opened the curtain aside. A row of Sun Wukong in various shapes is displayed in front of you. Kong Fang was stunned. It turned out that the little emperor was a fan of "Journey to the West" and was a serious fan.
These shapes are actually made of cement injection molding. Vivid, vivid and lifelike, the only drawback is that every Sun Wukong has more or less cracks on his body.
"Weizhong, I made these based on the image of the Monkey King in "Journey to the West". Cement is indeed easy to use, but it cracks too easily. Is there anything you can do?"
Kong Fang observed carefully and said, "Your Majesty, after this model was made, was it not moisturized for a period of time?"
Moisturizing?
What is moisturizing?
Yeah, what is moisturizing?
Kong Fang felt tired. Especially communicating with the ancients is more difficult than communicating with cows.
The most difficult thing is that he is still a little emperor and the CEO of Daxing Dynasty. He can't be impatient with him, otherwise he will be annoyed. He will not be fired as simple as being moved into a small villa in Tianlao, or at a wet market. Hurry up and take the young man's head off his shoulders.
Your Majesty, what Wei Zhong means is that after these models are made, they cannot be dried directly in the sun, but should be placed in a cool place and watered from time to time to keep them moist.
Tang Bolong came to the rescue.
"If you don't let it dry in the sun, wouldn't it be as soft as mud?" Jiaqing wondered.
Won't.
Cement is different from ordinary soil. After it is formed, it will not dissolve even if it is soaked in water. It will continue to harden and is not easy to crack.
real?
The little emperor immediately jumped up, immediately called a few young eunuchs, brought a bag of cement, and started working in the Yangxin Hall. What surprised everyone was that he actually did it himself with great interest, regardless of his dragon robe and his face covered in cement dust.
Su Fufeng and the other three looked at each other in confusion.
Is he the Nine-Five Supreme Being of the Daxing Dynasty? Kong Fang was still smart and quickly closed the door of Yangxin Hall.
If the little emperor's mother saw him playing in the mud in the middle of winter, or in the high-end and luxuriously decorated Nourishing Heart Hall, it would not be fun to give him a complete childhood in anger.
The most frightening thing is that if they are implicated and convicted, they will not even have a chance to complain.
After the cement was reconciled, the little eunuch moved out the model.
Because these little eunuchs are young and have not seen the cruelty of the world, they also let themselves go and are very busy.
After a while, several models were filled with cement.
"Weizhong, how do I moisturize my skin?" The little emperor felt full of accomplishment. Kong Fang had no choice but to explain the characteristics of cement in detail again. The model was carefully carried to the little emperor's bathroom by the little eunuch without removing the mold.
Kong Fang followed in.
Copy!
This was his first reaction.
The bathroom area is very large, no less than 50 square meters. The white marble slabs on the floor are without any impurities, and the bathtub is inlaid with gold, which is extremely luxurious.
The only drawback is that there is no gold-encrusted toilet.
Because the gold-inlaid toilet can better show what is extravagant and lustful.
The little emperor directed the little Tailin to place the model and then ordered them to water it, but Kong Fang stopped him. Don't rush to moisturize, wait until the cement hardens before watering.
The little emperor arranged for a little Tailin to guard the skin, and he was responsible for moisturizing it.
After working for a long time, the little emperor was sweating all over and wanted to take a bath. As if they had been rehearsed in advance, a group of palace maids suddenly appeared in the Yangxin Palace. The ones walking in front were carrying a bucket of hot water.
Then there were those holding clothes, towels, and a palace maid holding a bunch of blue flowers with a strong fragrance.
Kong Fang couldn't figure out where the little emperor got the flowers in the middle of winter.
He counted quietly, there were fifteen palace maids in total.
The oldest of them is no more than sixteen or seventeen years old, and the youngest is about ten years old. All of them are as beautiful as flowers. Especially those who are sixteen or seventeen years old, with vague charm and youthful prosperity, like newly ripe cherries...
The little emperor was indeed the most successful person in the Daxing Dynasty, and his bathing scenes were so luxurious.
As a person from the civilized world, Kong Fang said...
extreme……
jealous!
After a while, there was a sound of hilarity in the bathroom, but the three adults were sitting on pins and needles outside. It was Su Fufeng who thought quickly. He walked to the bathroom and bowed through the curtain.
"Your Majesty, the old ministers and others have retired first. Can I first let the old ministers lead Tang Zhifu and Kong Zhixian to see the Queen Mother and the Empress?"
The mirth suddenly stopped.
Ta-ta-ta... there was a sound of footsteps, and the little emperor walked out of the bathroom naked, followed by a group of palace maids, all of them wet, their palace clothes were messy, and they were half-fruited.
Kong Fang's nose felt sour. If he hadn't diverted his attention in time, blood would have spurted out from his nose. However, he saw Su Fufeng and Tang Bolong lowering their heads early, staring at their toes.
Old treacherous and slippery!
Not enough friends!
Kong Fang decisively gave them a bad review.
"Wei Zhong, why don't you let them go to see the Queen Mother first, and you can wash up with me?" The little emperor waved to Kong Fang.
"The bath tub is big enough and the hot water pipe is sufficient."
