There is a flagpole erected on the wooden boat, and a black flag hangs on the flagpole. On the flag, the four big white characters of "Put the Way for Heaven" are faintly visible.
Zhou Yu's expression changed.
"Sir, there are indeed river bandits."
"Soldiers, prepare for war!"
The county soldiers were good at mountain warfare, but the water battle was still the first time for a young girl to get on the sedan chair, so Zhou Yu was very nervous.
The most terrible thing is that adults are also on board, just in case...
No chance!
Don't take any chances!
Zhou Yu forced himself to calm down. The county soldiers acted quickly. They held crossbows in one hand and quality cards in the other to block Kong Fang.
"Don't panic. Drive another two hundred feet before stopping."
Kong Fang patted Zhou Yu on the shoulder to calm him down.
Zhou Yu nodded. Today he is the commander in chief. He cannot be nervous or negligent.
The distance between the two sides is getting closer...
"Zhou Yu, it's your turn." Kong Fang ordered.
Without saying a word, Zhou Yu took out a mountaineering ax from the cabin and quickly took off his clothes...
Kong Fang suddenly couldn’t understand.
It's winter. Isn't it cold if you take off your clothes?
"What are you doing?"
"Sir, I will go down to the river myself and chop up the river bandit's boat!" Zhou Yu said in a strong voice.
The river wind blew by, rolling up thousands of wrinkles on the river surface. In an instant, the wind rustled and the water became cold. The heroic man left and never returned.
Kong Fang was so angry that he almost kicked him into the river.
Split the boat?
Are you really out of your mind?
Do you think that those river bandits are only two hundred and fifty, and they will just watch helplessly and let you hack their boats?
Zhou Yu scratched his head.
Sir, do you have any ideas?
"Zhou Yu, what did you do before you joined the county army?" Kong Fang asked instead without answering.
Zhou Yu smiled awkwardly, "Sir, these are young people who are ignorant and stupid." Since everything has been overturned, let’s not mention it, okay?
Hello sister!
Kong Fang really wanted to give him a violent shock.
Weren't you a street gangster before?
Aren't swearing, cheating, being silly, and arrogantly reasoning your strengths?
Zhou Yu's eyes were full of resentment, "Sir, if you hit someone without slapping someone in the face, or expose someone's shortcomings, how can you say that I have become a good person and am the captain of our county's army?"
Kong Fang was so angry that he jumped up and walked around the deck.
He took a breath and said, "Brother, I'm not exposing your shortcomings, I just want you to use your strengths. Although it's not a very glorious specialty, I really need it now."
When Zhou Yu heard that the master needed his skills as a street gangster, although he didn't quite understand what he meant, he still slapped his chest and said, "Sir, tell me, what should I do?"
Well, the boy is pretty teachable.
Kong Fang breathed a sigh of relief and then told him what to do.
Zhou Yu put on his clothes again, stood at the mouth of the boat and shouted at the top of his lungs: "Hey, who's blocking the way in front of you? A good dog doesn't block the way. Get out of my way, otherwise I can recite a spell and let him get out of the way." You all feed the bastards in the river."
Lu Jun was sitting on the Grand Master's chair eating melon seeds. When he heard Zhou Yu shouting, he scattered the melon seeds in his hand, clapped his hands again, and raised his thick eyebrows.
"Water ghost, who is crying?"
A young river bandit stepped forward and said, "Boss, it's the river pig across the street."
Lu Jun dug his ears and said, "The sound is too harsh. Are the bows and arrows in your hands just decorations?"
The water ghost smiled bitterly, "The distance is a bit far and the wind is against us. Our bows..."
Lu Jun raised his foot and kicked it, "Are you dead? You won't come forward any more?"
The water ghost immediately ordered to set sail and swim upstream.
"Sir, the river bandits are coming up."
Zhou Yu swallowed his saliva.
"You keep trying to make them furious and have their attention completely."
Zhou Yu obeyed the order, and after taking a few deep breaths, he cursed at the river bandits, *...%￥#! ￥…~#
Vicious words and personal attacks were used, especially focusing on Lu Jun's female ancestors.
The water ghost was so angry that he turned around and shouted: "Boss, the river pig is scolding your ancestors!"
Lu Jun smashed the coffee table next to him with a slap and roared: "You are such a waste, won't you scold me back?"
"Scream back at me immediately, immediately, immediately. The archers are ready. Once they enter our range, shoot them to death immediately, leaving no one behind!"
Yes, I originally just wanted to talk about professional ethics and not steal money. "
"If you don't give me face, I will let you lose both your life and wealth!"
The water ghost did not dare to neglect, and immediately arranged for his river bandits to scold Zhou Yu. Zhou Yu gave full play to his true qualities as a street gangster, showing no fear when dealing with dozens of people. Instead, he became more courageous the more he scolded him.
Kong Xiang gestured to Fang Shibo.
In the face of a powerful enemy, Fang Shibo decisively put aside his personal grudges and quietly put a skin bag into the river. In the skin bag were two thunderbolts that had already been lit.
The skin bag was tied with a rope tens of meters long. Fang Shibo held one end of the rope and controlled the thunder to prevent it from getting out of control.
The skin was the same color as the river water, making it difficult to detect; the strong wind in the river promptly blew away the faint smoke produced by the burning fuse.
Zhou Yu could scold vigorously, and his county soldiers couldn't help but join in one after another. The river bandits on the opposite side became furious after being scolded. They were professional river bandits, and they had always used knives and guns to talk to river pigs. As for talking nonsense...
Alas, go to bed.
I'm really not an expert.
But the river pig shined brightly today, marching forward on the road to death. They were so angry that the archers couldn't help but shoot arrows one after another. Unfortunately, the arrows in their hands were not satisfactory. The wind in the river was strong, so when they shot arrows against the wind, the arrows fell into the river before they could reach the bow of other people's boats.
"Speed up, speed up!"
The water ghost was furious and whipped the boatman hard. The boatman was in pain, and his potential was unlimited. Although the wooden boat was going up the river, it was still going very fast...
Closer, closer...
The water ghost jumped on the bow of the boat and shouted loudly.
The river bandits all focused on the river pig, and no one noticed that a ghost was quietly approaching them.
…
Suddenly, there was a loud bang in the water, and the bow of the ship was instantly blown open. The water ghost was lifted into the air and then fell into the water. Lu Jun was startled. Just as he was about to stand up, the wooden boat tilted. He and the river bandits who were not blown away fell into the river like dumplings.
In an instant, the water in the river was boiling and cries for help could be heard.
Kong Fang's wooden sailing boat was sailing down the river. River bandits wanted to board the boat to survive. The county soldiers fired crossbows without hesitation. The bandits sank to the bottom of the river, leaving only a wave of blood drifting in the river.
The other river bandits saw this and did not dare to move forward.
If you lean forward, you will die. If you don't lean forward, you may still be able to survive based on your water quality.
The wooden sailboat passed through the river bandits and sailed away.
Lu Jun spent a lot of effort and finally landed ashore, "Water ghost, water ghost..."
He opened his mouth to shout to his confidants that the river water was too cold and he needed to drink. The river bandit next to him gasped and said: "Boss, the water ghost was blown away. I saw his head flew far away. He probably won't survive."
Lu Jun was so angry that he kicked him, his head was gone, so why should he estimate? Wouldn't it be too early to die?
One after another people came ashore, and those who didn't came ashore all went to work for the River Dragon King.
Lu Jun asked someone to count the number of people, and found that less than twenty people came ashore. Most of the people were lost, and the Helong Gang suffered heavy losses.
Lu Jun was trembling all over. This damn weather was so cold!
