Guan Yu put away the steel knife.
Ximen Feixue immediately jumped in front of Kong Fang's horse, lifted up the skirt of her clothes to show him, raised her head, and said with a pale face:
"Hey, you have to pay for my gown!"
Kong Fang was immediately stunned.
I am the boss, how dare you, a wage earner, to yell at your boss to pay for your clothes?
Who gave you the courage?
Does the labor law have this provision?
Kong Fang thought for a moment, and seeing that the other party was about to cry, he nodded and said, "Okay, I'll pay you."
Ximen Feixue quickly stretched out her hand: "Bring it here."
What the hell!
Kong Fang instinctively stretched his hands to his waist. The gun's ammunition had been loaded, and he was thinking about whether to lift the Ximen Feixue Tianling cover.
"This is not the time to ask for clothes, right? There's no village in front of this place and no store in the back. Where can I get clothes for you?" Fang Shibo scolded angrily.
In his mind, he complained about where his father got his madness.
"No, I don't want clothes, I want money. Five taels, no, ten taels of silver, not a penny less!" Ximen Feixue had an expression on his face that said, "I've changed my mind, you can figure it out."
Conflict?
blackmail?
Kong Fang and Fang Shibo looked at each other.
"Asshole, how dare you extort ten taels of silver for a torn gown? Do you know who the master is?" Guan Yu shouted angrily, clenching the steel knife in his hand.
The expression on Ximen Feixue's face quickly changed, and she looked at Guan Yu with a sneer: "Tsk, who are you taking the test for?"
"Isn't he Mr. Fang's son-in-law?"
"cough……"
Guan Yu choked on his saliva, and embarrassment quickly appeared on his face.
Kong Fang reached out to his waist again, hitting people without slapping them in the face, exposing people without exposing their shortcomings. This kid did it on purpose. See if I dare to kill you with a shotgun!
Finally he endured it.
After all, he is a person from the civilized world, and he is not as knowledgeable as the ancients who have not yet been fully civilized.
"Xi, shut up your stinky mouth!" Fang Shibo angrily yelled, even if my brother-in-law comes to your door, is it my own brother-in-law who has nothing to do with you?
"A piece of shabby clothes actually costs ten taels of silver. You are robbing the money!"
He threw out a bunch of copper coins casually, "This is a hundred coins, take the money and get out."
Ximen Feixue did not accept the money, but glared at Fang Shibo and refuted seriously, "Little guy, first of all, my surname is not Xi, my surname is Ximen."
"Secondly, I'm not a beggar, so I can't even think of throwing away this little money."
"Third, I'm here to be a bodyguard, and I won't leave easily."
"Fourth, my clothes were originally brand new, not tattered clothes. They were torn by him."
Ximen Feixue pointed at Kong Fang and felt aggrieved.
Kong Fang became increasingly worried about whether the bodyguard hired by his father-in-law to take advantage of him was an imbecile with an inferior IQ.
While he was worried about Ximen Feixue's IQ, Fang Shibo had already started to go berserk, "Who the hell are you calling a little guy? You are the little guy, and your whole family is a little guy."
"Tch, aren't you Fang Shibo, Old Man Fang's son? Why are you so excited? Didn't he tell you that you should call me big brother when you see me?"
"Call you sister!" Fang Shibo gritted his teeth in anger. Naihe himself was no match, so he was so angry that he wanted to grab Kong Fang's blunderbuss.
"Brother-in-law, lend me the gun to see if I can kill him!"
Kong Fang quickly dodged.
The naughty kid dared to say and do things, but he didn't dare to lend him the gun.
Ximen Feixue did not panic, but was curious, "What? It's called Bird Gun, not Heavy Rain Pear Blossom Needle?"
Fang Shibo stopped and looked at the other person as if he were an idiot. He didn't even recognize him, so he still had the nerve to hang out in the world?
Ximen Feixue scratched his head in embarrassment.
The senior brother is right. There are many things in the colorful world at the foot of the mountain that are not found on the mountain. Young people should go down the mountain as soon as possible to see it, otherwise they will regret it when they are unable to leave even when they are old.
The elder brother also said that if the conditions are ripe, bring a few good things up the mountain, maybe it can become a treasure of the mountain.
Kong Fang felt his greedy gaze and couldn't help but tighten his waist.
You can't accept this kid, and you must not lead a wolf into your house!
"Shibo, give him a hundred taels of silver notes and let him stay wherever he likes. I don't need his bodyguard." Kong Fang took out a silver note and handed it to Fang Shibo despite the pain.
Got fired before officially taking up the job?
Ximen Feixue was anxious. If he went back to the mountains like this, would he still have the face to see his master and senior brother? He quickly picked up the copper coins on the ground.
A man can bend and stretch, and a hundred dollars is worth a hundred dollars. I will bear the loss.
"It's too late!" Fang Shibo gloated.
"My brother-in-law no longer wants your bodyguard, why don't you get out of here?"
Ximen Feixue held his shoulders and looked into his eyes with a sincere attitude, "Brother, you are my eldest brother. Should we discuss it again..."
Before he finished speaking, Fang Shibo turned his head.
"Brother-in-law, just keep him. It's hard for us to refute our father's reputation, right? Besides, he can dodge your blunderbuss, which means he is better than Lan Ling Xiaoxiaosheng. We may need it."
Kong Fang stroked his forehead.
It's really worrying that this naughty kid can be bought off by "big brother" so easily!
Well, since Kong Fang is talking about taking advantage of his father-in-law, he doesn't insist on it. He just needs to be more careful to protect his treasure in the future.
Kong Fang found an inn, asked for a room, and asked the waiter to prepare three buckets of hot water. He also spent fifty copper coins to hire a strong-willed bathing lady.
Ximen Feixue resisted Kong Fang's arrangement. The master never forced him to take a bath, but once he really stunk so much that the master asked his elder brother to throw him into a small pool.
The small pool is next to Jianlu, and the water in the pool is extremely clear.
It is the home shared by Xiaojin and Xiaohua. Every day when he is bored, he goes to feed them and talk to them.
That day, his senior brother pushed him into the water, while his second senior brother used a big brush to brush himself. The dirt stained the small pool of water!
Of course, this is not important. What is important is that Xiaojin and Xiaohua choked to death alive in the blackened pool water.
At that time, he cried so hard that his heart broke out, and the mountains and rivers changed color, and the grass and trees were filled with grief. Even the master, who had long since cut off the world of mortals, sighed up to the sky, and promised not to force him to take a bath again.
"Who are Xiaojin and Xiaohua?" Fang Shibo was curious.
Who in the world would be so heartbroken except for the death of a loved one? So the question arises again, whose close relatives will live in the water?
"It's the two goldfish I raised!"
Boom!
Fang Shibo fell down from his chair. He rubbed his butt and looked at Ximen Feixue as if he were an idiot. He was indeed an idiot.
"Brother-in-law, he might as well stop being a bodyguard and let him become an actor for Sister Dou Ying. He will play the role of a mermaid in love. He will definitely become an instant hit!"
Kong Fang did not take Fang Shibo's suggestion and waved his hand to ask his aunt to drag Ximen Feixue into the bathroom. After a while, the sound of ghosts crying and wolf howling came from inside.
But gradually, the wailing turned into humming...
"grown ups……"
Seeing Kong Fang's questioning gaze, the monkey lowered his head guiltily. Chunyu Tower had just been established, so it was not familiar with the business, had few connections, and lacked information.
Filling these shortcomings cannot be accomplished in a day.
