"Brother-in-law, why did you tie up the monkey again?"
Fang Shibo asked after walking out of the solitary room. Guan Yu was also puzzled. Kong Fang put his hands behind his back and said slowly: "How do I know if he is a spy sent by Litou Mountain?"
Fang Shibo and Guan Yu shuddered at the same time, and their expressions became solemn.
If the monkey is really a spy sent by Litou Mountain, then his plan to suppress the bandits contains evil intentions, and he wants them to die!
Fang Shibo immediately rolled up his sleeves and gritted his teeth: "Damn it, I don't think he looks like a good person, I'm going to skin him!"
Kong Fang grabbed him, "Did I say he was a spy?"
"You said it." Fang Shibo struggled impatiently.
He already disliked monkeys, so how could he let it go so easily when he finally got the chance? In a hurry, he used too much force and pushed Kong Fang down.
Kong Fang was pushed away several steps, and then he sat down on the ground.
Although his butt is thick, the endurance of his more than 100 kilograms of flesh under the force of thrust and gravity has been challenged to the limit, almost breaking the defense.
The tail vertebrae, which had not completely degenerated, almost poked straight into the ground.
pain!
Kong Fang bared his teeth, and instantly there were tears in his eyes.
Fang Shibo was still angry, so he held his neck and pretended not to see it. Fortunately, Guan Yu was there and stepped forward to help him up, gently patted the dust off his butt, and asked him thoughtfully if it hurt.
Kong Fang shook him off angrily, his buttocks bursting. Do you think it hurts?
Guan Yu suddenly felt bad.
It’s Fang Shibo who pushes you, and I’m the one who supports you. What the hell do you mean by getting angry at me?
Is it porcelain?
If you fall down again in the future, do you still want me to help you?
Kong Fang had no time to pay attention to him. He rubbed his butt and advised Fang Shibo earnestly: "Shibo, I'm just worried that the monkey is a spy sent by Litou Mountain. I'm not sure that he is a spy."
"What if he is really not a spy, but really comes to join us?"
"We must not be impulsive in anything we do. We must think twice before doing anything and leave room for action. Do you understand?"
"If he is not a spy, wouldn't it be difficult for you to tie him up like this?"
Fang Shibo was still unconvinced.
It's okay for you to kidnap someone, but not for me to beat them. Isn't it typical that only state officials are allowed to set fires, but the common people are not allowed to light lamps?
"Hehe..." Kong Fang sneered.
"That's to give him authority."
Well……
Fang Shibo and Guan Yu both widened their eyes.
What the hell is this?
"He came to us to explore the way and offer suggestions, but he didn't mean it. His real purpose was just to use our hands to help him get revenge."
"So there is no problem if I tie him up. After all, he is asking for something from me. Even if it turns out that he is not a spy, I don't need to be embarrassed."
"Of course, if I find out that he is a spy, he won't be able to escape, so I'll just scratch him."
"How's it going? Am I good at your brother-in-law?" Kong Fang tried to please him.
His relationship with Fang Shiqing had just eased, and he didn't want to anger his cheap brother-in-law at this juncture. Fang Shibo curled his lips.
"Okay."
Kong Fang put his hand on his shoulder and said with a smile: "Not only is it okay, it is simply unparalleled in the world!"
"You are so shameless." Fang Shibo choked, but did not break away from Kong Fang's hand on his shoulder. The two bickered and walked forward.
Guan Yu froze on the spot for three seconds.
Are the two reconciled? Do you want me to follow you?
After three seconds, he decisively became a follower.
Alas, who makes me have no sister?
"Guan Yu, you should immediately use your Jianghu connections to find out where the monkey came from. It should take two days at most." Kong Fang did not forget his follower.
Guan Yu was ordered to get started immediately.
"What about me?" Fang Shibo asked.
"Watch the monkey, don't let him run away, and don't let him starve." After Kong Fang told the two followers, he went to find Fang Shiqing with the topographic map of Litou Mountain.
Fang Shiqing looked at the map and was surprised. She was born and raised in Qinghe, and she didn't even know there was this secret passage in Litou Mountain. How did Monkey, a foreigner, know about it?
Her first reaction was that it was a scam.
"Actually, it's not a road. Most people can't go up it." Kong Fang repeated the monkey's words. Fang Shiqing stared at him, making Kong Fang's heart tremble, and his eyes instinctively looked at the sword at her waist.
"You mean we go check it out?" Fang Shiqing didn't draw his sword, but asked in a consultative tone.
Kong Fang's confidence suddenly increased.
"Yes. The monkey has been detained. No matter whether it is true or false, he cannot escape. Let's try it. If what he says is true, the banditry in Plowshare Mountain will be eradicated."
"Okay, I'll send someone to do it." Fang Shiqing agreed.
"I have sent Guan Yu to investigate the monkey to confirm whether he is a spy sent by Litou Mountain to prevent him from being deceived." Kong Fang said.
Fang Shiqing's eyes flashed, thinking that the scholar was quite cautious and didn't seem to be a nerd.
She turned around and arranged for someone to sneak into Plowshare Mountain to survey the terrain.
Looking at Fang Shiqing's wind-like back, Kong Fang did not tell her the information that Zhu Chongmu had lured the entire Green Forest to assassinate him.
First, the information has not yet been finally confirmed.
Second, he believed that he could protect himself on his own territory with Guan Yu and Fang Shibo by his side.
But he forgot that there was a loudspeaker beside him.
Fang Shibo revealed to his two sisters the danger Kong Fang was facing. For a moment, Fang Shiyi was worried, and Fang Shiqing was worried and angry, scolding Kong Fang for not reporting what he knew.
"Do you really think that you are Taishang Laojun's disciple? Others can't kill you?"
"You are just a weak scholar with no hands. Can you believe that Lan Ling Xiaoxiao can crush you to death with just one finger?"
Of course Kong Fang didn't believe it.
If Lan Ling Xiaoxiaosheng can crush me to death with one finger, I will kowtow to him!
Of course, he did not dare to contradict Fang Shiqing in person, but his expression was caught by her, and in anger, she vowed to hang him again.
Kong Fang was so frightened that he ran away.
Yes, the tigress shows off her power, which is really extraordinary. But this time he didn't bear any grudge against Fang Shiqing, instead he was secretly happy. Because he smelled the flavor of "beating is kissing, scolding is loving".
You are so mean!
Kong Fang hid under the wall, pointed at his figure on the wall and cursed.
"Brother-in-law, my sister asked you to go back for dinner." Fang Shibo appeared behind him. He turned and looked at Fang Shipo, "Didn't I tell you to look at the monkey? What are you doing here?"
What the hell are you...
Fang Shibo suddenly became unhappy. Aren't I worried that you won't be able to think straight and that you'll hit a wall and come looking for you?
Can you have some conscience?
Isn’t it said that to be a good person you need to be grateful?
When Kong Fang saw Fang Shibo's unhappy expression, he immediately switched to a flattering smile, "Um...Shibo, I'm not blaming you, actually..."
Fang Shibo rolled his eyes, "Okay, don't talk nonsense. My sister didn't really want to hang you up and beat you, she was just trying to scare you. You really mean it, aren't you a man?"
"Escape faster than a dog!"
Kong Fang really wants to slap him in the mouth, can we still communicate in a friendly manner?
