Fang Shiqing did not look at him, but looked at all the county soldiers. She shouted loudly: "All county soldiers obey the order. The captain of this brigade now appoints Guan Yu as the captain of the first squad of the county soldiers!"
Surprisingly, the audience did not cheer, but remained silent.
Kong Fang was jumping around on the stage. Damn it, isn’t it my job to appoint senior and junior team leaders according to the script? How dare you, a little girl, usurp power?
He was about to jump out and take back his authority. The county soldiers, who had been silent just now, were like the water in the reservoir suddenly being released. They shouted and rushed to Guan Yu, surrounding him.
They cheered and danced wildly...
Guan Yu cried bitterly on the ground, then laughed. He took the initiative to ask the county soldiers to help him up, then knelt down on one knee facing Fang Shiqing, with his right fist against his chest. Kneeling down on one knee is the highest etiquette in the Daxing Dynasty, which represents respect; putting the right fist on the chest represents loyalty.
"Guan Yu swears to follow the captain to the death, but the captain will follow his lead!"
Other county soldiers knelt down on one knee, put their right fists on their chests, and took the same oath. The slogan of swearing allegiance echoed over the school grounds.
Kong Fang's forehead was covered with black lines. It seemed that the county army would have nothing to do with him from now on.
"Brother-in-law..." Fang Shiyi saw his disappointment and couldn't help but call him softly. She understood that the eldest sister was trying to win people's hearts. She was the commander of the county's military brigade, and the support of her subordinates directly affected the brigade's combat effectiveness.
But she should have discussed it with her brother-in-law in advance instead of launching a surprise attack. In fact, she had already committed a taboo in the military. Of course, Kong Fang was her husband-in-law and she dared to ignore his existence.
Kong Fang looked at his sister-in-law gratefully, she was always so considerate. He suddenly said playfully: "Your sister needs to surrender three hundred county soldiers, I only need to surrender your sister alone, right?"
Fang Shiyi smiled without saying anything and quietly gave him a thumbs up.
Kong Fang got Ah Q's satisfaction, but he still refused to be left behind.
He sent someone to drive the pigs from the backyard of the county government office. Then he picked up a loudspeaker made of tree bark and announced to Qiu Ba in the audience that the big fat pig would be slaughtered and everyone would have a meal tonight.
Sure enough, he gained the enthusiastic admiration of the county soldiers, and they almost called him their biological father. Kong Fang was frightened by their enthusiasm. He could imagine that they would be happy, but he did not expect that they would be so happy that they almost lost control of their emotions.
Isn't it just a bite of pork? Why?
In fact, he didn't know that many of them had never eaten pork since they were born, and they rarely saw pigs running away. They even extol the pigs raised by the county magistrate as myths.
Who would have thought they would have a chance to eat the mythical pork?
Kong Fang was infected by their emotions and became very excited. He suddenly remembered Guan Yu's stupid behavior of provoking Fang Shiqing, and felt that he was like a pig's head, and he became petrified.
He once again picked up the bark loudspeaker and announced loudly that the pig head was alone for Guan Yu. As soon as these words came out, the whole place fell into silence again. Guan Yu jumped up in fright, and the newly bandaged wounds collapsed.
"No, sir, you absolutely must not..."
His screams were particularly clear in the quiet school grounds. Kong Fang was puzzled. Isn’t it just a pig’s head? Although I meant to tease you, you don’t have to react so much, right?
"In the Daxing Dynasty, pig heads only belong to the venerable." Fang Shiyi explained softly.
"In Qinghe County, in this school, brother-in-law, you are a venerable person, so the pig's head naturally belongs to you, and no one else dares to accept it."
"..."
Kong Fang was speechless, a broken pig's head actually had so many things to pay attention to! But the rules of the Daxing Dynasty were like this and he could only accept it, but he was frightened when he saw the huge pig head.
I can't eat it, it's too big.
How about making bacon from the pig scalp, stewing the pig ears, picking off the lean meat from the bones, and stir-frying the pork with chili. It tastes great, and the most important thing is to cook it with rice. I just don’t know if Daxingchao has chili.
Killing pigs was Fan Kuai's specialty. He recruited several familiar county soldiers to help him bleed, shave, disembowel and dispose of the pig waste.
The county soldiers surrounded the three floors inside and three floors outside, just like watching a big show during the New Year.
Kong Fang, Luo Wenpeng, Fang Shiqing, and Fang Shiyi discussed the candidate for team leader in the conference room.
Kong Fang recommended Fan Kuai. He promised Fang Shibo that his future father-in-law would be the squad leader. He wasn't familiar with the others and didn't know who to choose.
Luo Wenpeng took out the assessment results of the county soldiers. Kong Fang took a look and saw that Fan Kuai ranked third in overall results. He secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Fang Shiqing must have no reason to object.
Guan Yu ranked first, and it turns out that all the thorns are people with two brushes.
They finally agreed that the top five in the assessment, Guan Yu, Zhou Yu, Fan Kuai, Dong Ge, and Bai Qi would temporarily serve as team captains. Fang Shiyi made the list, hesitated for a moment, and handed it to Fang Shiqing.
Kong Fang no longer had any objections. After all, it was better to manage a group of people than one person, even though this person was his biggest thorn in the side. But no matter how brave Hai Dongqing was, he couldn't survive the hunter's methods, and the county soldier brigade was ultimately in his hands.
"Sir, here comes the pig head."
Fan Kuai came in holding a huge pig head. Kong Fang stroked his forehead and secretly sighed that Fan Kuai really had a pig head, so you don't know how to find something to cover up such a big guy, right?
You hold it like your wife, don't you mind the blood staining your clothes?
However, Fan Kuai's next operation surprised him even more.
But I saw him half-kneeling on the ground, holding the pig's head above his head, facing Kong Fang. Drops of blood from the pig's head fell on his head, and after a while he became half a bloody man.
What kind of operation is this?
Kong Fang almost fell to his knees. Isn't it tiring to perform three kowtows and nine bows for a mere pig's head? He took the pig's head and it was heavy and heavy. The problem was that he didn't know where to put it.
Fang Shiyi found a basket to help solve his biggest problem. After having a whole pig feast in the military camp, he returned to the county office with the pig's head on his back, threw the pig's head to the servant, and went back to his room to catch up on his sleep.
Today was too much, and his small body could hardly bear it. Fang Shiqing, the official who had taken office, was tormenting the county soldiers in the barracks. He could daydream boldly. As for the pig head, they liked it as much as they liked.
"Master, master..."
He had just finished playing three games of chess with Duke Zhou when he was woken up by the Yamen servant.
"What's wrong? Someone beats the drum to complain?" Kong Fang was a little unhappy. If you can't sleep freely when you become an official, is it still interesting to be an official? The yamen servant is a clever guy. Not only does he not show off when the adults are displeased, he actually smiles.
"What are you talking about? Our Qinghe County has you, Mr. Qingtian, sitting in charge. The weather is smooth and the river is clear and the sea is flowing. How can anyone beat the drum to fight against injustice..."
They say that a person can wear a lot of clothes, but flattery can never wear it. Kong Fang knew that within a few days of taking office, even the real He Qinghaiyan of Qinghe County had nothing to do with him. He also knew that the Yamen were talking nonsense, but his mood did feel much better.
"What's up?"
"That girl wants to see you. She also said she knows you, so..."
Of course Kong Fang knew who the girl he was talking about was. He thought for a while and then asked the servants to bring Fan Yuan...Fan Juanjuan to the living room. After he simply washed up, he went to see her.
As soon as he entered the door, Fan Juanjuan knelt down.
Kong Fang scratched his head, what does this round girl want to do?
