When Kong Fang heard this, he peeked out and saw that it was indeed a skylark.
Fang Shibo quickly rode on Kong Fang's shoulders, and then put on his robe from top to bottom. At first glance, the two of them became one person, but it looked weird.
He put on the mask again and held the brick in his hand.
"Brother-in-law, don't panic. The more you panic, the more confused you will be, and you will be more likely to be exposed."
"If we are exposed and recognized, we will be doomed. Beating a court official will lead to beheading."
He could clearly feel Kong Fang's body shaking.
Fang Shibo was very depressed.
If I had known that Kong Fang was so timid, I wouldn't have played with him. But there was no turning back when he fired his bow, so he could only comfort and warn him.
It's a pity that this is the first time for Kong Fang to do such private work.
He also wanted to relax, but he simply couldn't.
"Shibo, tell me honestly, do you often do this kind of work?" He was at a loss for words in order to distract his emotions.
Fang Shibo patted him and said, "Who do you think I am!"
"Then why aren't you nervous at all?"
"That's because I am a talented young man and a bold man, unlike you who have become stupid at studying. Brother-in-law, I'm not telling you, if you don't change your ways, my eldest sister will probably look down on you for the rest of her life."
"Tsk, who is she? Why do I need her to watch her?"
"Okay, you're awesome! If you dare, tell her in person."
Kong Fang still wanted to quarrel, but Fang Shibo suddenly pinched him with his legs, "Stop talking, Old Man Yun is here, work, drive..."
Your sister...sister, you actually ride me like a horse? !
If Old Man Yun hadn't arrived, Kong Fang couldn't guarantee whether he would have overthrown Fang Shibo.
I bully my brother-in-law so much. Is there anyone who treats me like a brother-in-law?
It is said that Old Man Yun was humming in ecstasy when the donkey suddenly stopped moving forward.
He was very surprised because it had never done anything halfway. Could it be that there was a beautiful woman in front... oh... a beautiful donkey that attracted it?
Just as he was about to look back, a dark wind suddenly rose behind him.
"Ba"
The back of his head was violently hit, his ears were ringing and stars were shining in his eyes. The moment before he fell, he saw a grimace.
Under the grimace, the ghost's body swayed, like a ghost flying in the wind.
"What the hell is this?"
He only had time to think of this thought before he closed his eyes and fainted.
The donkey was also startled and took a few steps back. "Brother, don't shoot me, I'm innocent."
Although Fang Shibo is a naughty kid, he doesn't take pictures of innocent people indiscriminately. After a long while, the donkey snorted after making sure it was safe, walked up to its owner, stuck out its tongue and licked his face.
Fang Shibo slid down from Kong Fang's shoulder with a "whoosh" and reached out to check Old Yun's breath. He was still alive.
He clapped his hands, took Kong Fang and left.
Kong Fang took off his robe and was about to throw it away when Fang Shibo stopped him. This thing cannot be left at the scene, otherwise it will be easy for the officials to find clues.
Kong Fang was taught another lesson.
But he wasn't annoyed.
As the old saying goes: There is a specialization in a profession.
A good student is definitely not as good as a naughty kid in terms of experience and talent in doing bad things.
This is a fact, he must admit it, and he is willing to admit it.
The two of them pretended that nothing had happened, calmly left the alley, went to the street for a walk, and after making sure it was safe, they returned to Fang's pharmacy, got on the ox cart and slipped back to the village.
Halfway down the road, Fang Shibo set his robe on fire.
When I returned home, I happened to meet Fang Shiyi.
She looked at the empty carriage with a look of surprise on her face, "You're going to go there empty-handed and come back empty-handed?"
Yup.
Kong Fang looked matter-of-fact.
He originally just wanted to go shopping, not shopping.
Besides, he has no money.
Fang Shiyi was speechless. Qinghe County was neither far nor close to the Fang family. Who goes to the county town not to buy something? Who would go to the county town if not to buy things?
Isn't this too much?
"Why are you wandering around when you have nothing to do?" Fang Shiqing suddenly appeared.
"We are busy with the autumn harvest now. How can the servants do farm work without a bullock cart?!"
Kong Fang habitually glanced at Fang Shiqing's waist to confirm that she was not wearing a sword. He felt a little relieved, but he did not dare to anger her easily.
He was thinking about whether to kick the ball to Fang Shibo.
After all, they are truly of the same culture and race, they are biological siblings. Even if his bones are broken and his tendons are connected, he will not be injured even if he is beaten for it.
It's not like I have a bitter hatred with her, she will die as soon as she takes action.
Fang Shibo quietly tugged at the corner of his clothes and looked down to see that he was stuffing a hosta into his hand.
The hosta is emerald green, crystal clear, and exquisitely carved. It is a treasure at first glance.
Kong Fang saw the hint in Fang Shibo's eyes. While he lamented that others were brats, he also lamented that he had lived in two lifetimes, and his emotional intelligence was not as good as that of a naughty child.
He held the hosta in both hands like a treasure, with a flattering smile on his face, taking small steps, and diligently presented the treasure to Fang Shiqing.
"husband……"
As soon as he said a word, Fang Shiqing raised his jade fingers and shouted angrily:
"Shut up!"
"Gu..."
Kong Fang swallowed back the words he had not had time to say. His hands were hanging in the air, neither advancing nor retreating.
Fang Shibo and Fang Shiyi looked embarrassed and wished they could stay away from the place of right and wrong immediately.
Fang Shiqing left in anger before them.
A gust of autumn wind blew, and Kong Fang wiped his hands with cold sweat.
Wow, this woman's aura is so strong that she can't help herself.
"Brother-in-law, I really admire you!" Fang Shibo was furious.
"It's in vain that I spent a tael of silver to buy you this hosta, but I still can't coax my sister! Don't you understand the three essentials for a man to pick up girls?"
"What?"
Kong Fang was so surprised that he thought he heard wrongly at first.
How many days has this little brat been weaned? He actually knows the three elements of picking up girls! Before he could have an in-depth discussion with Fang Shibo, Fang Shiyi scolded:
"Shibo, don't teach your brother-in-law a bad lesson!"
When Kong Fang heard it, although his heart felt warm, he also felt strange.
After all, he is already eighteen years old, and he is already an adult both in his previous life and in the Daxing Dynasty.
An adult being led astray by a brat?
Okay, cheap sister-in-law, don’t look down on me, I’m not young anymore.
He quietly glanced at Fang Shiyi somewhere, and hers was not too small.
Fang Shibo didn't shut up immediately, still chattering like a menopausal old lady, "Fortunately you have a father who loves drinking and betting, otherwise you will definitely be a bachelor for the rest of your life!"
Kong Fang didn’t like hearing this.
This little brat looks down on people so much, why should he be a bachelor for the rest of his life? Is your inference logical?
Just because I am beautiful, charming, smart, and full of talents, are you afraid that every woman will not like him?
