"Hey, do you want to walk back to the city?"
When Kong Fang turned around and saw the carriage, he realized that he was so confused by Fang Shibo that he even forgot that he had a means of transportation. So he returned to where he was and climbed back into the carriage.
On the way back to the city, Kong Fang and Fang Shibo had another argument.
Kong Fang was worried that Fang Shibo was short and short-handed, and would not be able to achieve the desired effect when shooting bricks; Fang Shibo disliked Kong Fang for being weak, and could not even get bricks.
Kong Fang was dissatisfied and stretched out his hand to lift the brick.
But...it's so damn heavy.
One piece of it is heavier than three to five bricks in the previous life. He was able to lift the bricks, but his hands were already trembling and he couldn't hold them steady. As for photographing people, he might as well go to sleep.
He couldn't help but secretly sigh that the bricks in the Daxing Dynasty were too thick, and he also sighed that the original person was really weak.
"Otherwise, let's go back and forget it. It's never too late for a gentleman to take revenge." He retreated again.
Fang Shibo suddenly became furious, "If you were not my brother-in-law, believe it or not, I would kick you down?"
"Can you act like a real man and do what a man should do?"
Kong Fang's old face turned slightly red.
It's not that he doesn't feel like a man enough, it's that he can't stand it because he was scolded by a little brat.
Passing by an alley, Fang Shibo suddenly jumped off the carriage and sneaked in.
Kong Fang also thought that he was going to have a tryst with another old lover, so he didn't disturb him and sat in the carriage to wait patiently. In less than a minute he came running back in a panic.
Without waiting for Kong Fang to ask, he threw a long coat to him, shook the reins, and drove away.
Escape, yes, just escape.
Kong Fang obviously felt that he was guilty of being a thief, and he was very eager to escape from this place.
It's just that he doesn't understand why the young master of a big landowner steals someone else's robe. The gown was long and wide, made of just ordinary linen, and smelled of sweat.
He tossed it aside.
The entire journey was silent.
Fang Shibo once again left the carriage at the Fang Family Pharmacy, then asked Kong Fang to hold the stolen robe and walk together toward the teahouse.
But they did not enter the teahouse, but stopped at an alley outside the teahouse.
This alley is different from other alleys. It is wider and has a flat road surface, but there are few shops and few pedestrians.
Fang Shibo pretended to observe as if nothing had happened, and when no one was paying attention, he pulled Kong Fang up and walked deeper into the alleyway.
"Hey, what do you want to do?"
Kong Fang was confused by him. Now Fang Shibo is still the naughty and mischievous young master of the Fang family. He is a cunning and cunning street gangster.
Fang Shibo rolled his eyes at him, "Of course I'm going to beat Mr. Yun, what else do you want to do?"
"How do you know that Old Man Yun will pass by here?"
"At the end of this alley is the Academic Government Office. Not only does he have to work in the office, but his family also lives in the backyard of the office. If you say he doesn't go here, where would he go?"
Kong Fang nodded.
It turns out that this guy is doing the job of filming black bricks! I thought he would just rush into the teahouse and beat Old Yun up! As expected, the Fang family is not reckless, they are brave and resourceful.
He became interested instantly.
In his previous life, he was a top student and a top teenager every year. He was excellent both in character and academics. Not to mention fighting, he had never even tried a job like filming a black brick.
Let’s make up for the regrets from the past life today.
It's not that I'm getting bad, it's that the world is too dark.
"Shibo, what are we going to do?"
He was curious when he saw Fang Shibo stopping at the entrance of a narrow alley again. To be honest, he is really not as good as Fang Shibo for doing this kind of thing.
This alley is very small, with only walls on both sides, no doors or windows, and the light is dim.
"Brother-in-law, we will ambush here. When Old Man Yun comes over, I will ride on your shoulder and pat him. At the same time, we have to put on this robe to disguise ourselves as one, so that he will not recognize that we are two people."
Kong Fang's eyes lit up. This was a good idea. It instantly solved their dilemma of being short of height and having weak arms. The most important thing was that they could protect themselves from being exposed.
But he felt a little guilty. The original body was too weak, and he was really worried that he wouldn't be able to carry Fang Shibo.
"Shibo, why don't we practice a little to avoid making mistakes later?"
"Okay." Fang Shibo nodded. I thought to myself that this nerd is not stupid, he knows how to practice beforehand, and if he can guide him well, he will probably be able to help me a lot in the future.
Fang Shibo sat on Kong Fang's shoulders. Kong Fang was delighted to find that he was carrying Fang Shipbo. Although his steps were unsteady and it was a bit difficult for his body, after practicing a few times, he could walk freely.
Fang Shibo made two small holes in his robe to make it easier for Kong Fang to see the road, and he put on a ghost mask.
Everything is ready, just waiting for Old Man Yun to throw himself into the trap.
After Kong Fang and Kong Xiucai left one after another, the tea guests also left one after another. Old Man Yun and Zhu Xiaochang seemed to have done it on purpose. Not only did they delay in leaving, they also forced Dou Tong and his daughter to continue playing and singing.
Dou Tong knew in his heart that Yunque was deliberately teasing him, but he was in a humble position and couldn't help himself. Even if he was very dissatisfied and resisted, he could only swallow his anger.
The teahouse owner didn't dare to say anything, so he had to ask the waiter to add tea and water to the guests one at a time.
As the sun set and twilight approached, Old Man Yun and Zhu Xiaochang were satisfied, dropped the tea money, and left without hesitation. After leaving the house, the two of them went their separate ways, each going back to their respective homes to find their respective mothers.
Although Jiaoyu is an official, his rank is not high-ranking and he is one of the lowest officials. Not only did he travel without a sedan, but he also had no attendants. When Yunque walked on the street, he was just an ordinary old man.
But Yunque is not willing to be regarded as an ordinary old man.
The government did not provide him with a sedan chair or entourage, so he bought a donkey to ride on. Every day I go out and ride a donkey backwards, enjoying the comfort of being superior to others amidst the clatter of donkey hooves.
Burping, he took the reins from the man and mounted the donkey's back with his help.
He was in a very good mood today. Not only did he step on Dou Tong hard, successfully killing his chance to stand up, he also severely humiliated the Fang family's son-in-law.
Although the Fang family is rich, they are just rural landowners.
The son-in-law of a rural landowner dared to come to Qinghe County to show off his elegance. Did he not take his teachings seriously, or did he look down on the literati in the city?
Humph, now that you are in my hands, no matter how outstanding your talent is, I will still step you into the dirt!
Skylark snorted coldly into the void, feeling very high-spirited.
The donkey walked silently.
The old donkey knows the way, and the lark is not worried about it dragging him somewhere else.
He was riding the donkey backwards, with his eyes slightly closed and an enigmatic smile on his face. Although he defined "The Moon Represents My Heart" as a raunchy song, it didn't stop him from loving the song.
He hummed softly while recalling Dou Ying's melodious and sweet singing voice.
Hearing the sound of the donkey's hooves, Fang Shibo poked his head out, and when he saw Skylark riding the donkey backwards, he immediately beamed with joy.
"Brother-in-law, Skylark is here."
