The scrutinizing gaze swept Kong Fang from head to toe, and then from toe to head.
Kong Fang was immediately displeased. Why do you think I have a temper? Do you think you look down on people like this?
"Shibo, don't forget, I am Taishang Laojun's disciple."
He seems to be calm, but in fact he reminds me arrogantly.
Sure enough, the celebrity effect took effect immediately. Fang Shibo slapped his thigh fiercely, "Yeah, why didn't I think of that!"
cut!
Kong Fang decisively despised him.
He said this as if he knew astronomy and geography, and there was nothing in the world that he didn't know. He was just careless and didn't think about it for the time being.
"Brother-in-law, can you really cure my husband's eye disease?"
Fang Shibo's tone was urgent.
"When did I say I could cure your husband's eye disease?" Kong Fang rolled his eyes, and Fang Shibo was so angry that he almost sat down in the water.
I have seen unreliable people, but I have never seen such a shameless one.
Just now, you said you could make your husband see the light again, but you regretted it in less than half a cup of tea? !
If a person has no faith, he will not stand!
Humph, brother-in-law, have all your sages’ books been read into the dog’s belly?
"..."
Kong Fangfang tugged on his ear, "Come on, cheap brother-in-law, tell me, which ear did you hear me say can cure eye diseases?"
But he endured it.
There is no way, the other party has Qilin Arms and cannot afford to offend him.
He patiently explained again.
"Shibo, I mean to make your husband see the light again."
"Seeing the light again and curing an eye disease are two different things."
Fang Shibo thought for a moment and said "Oh". His mood was obviously not high. He was still worried about his husband's eye disease. The sage said, once you are a teacher, you will always be a father.
He is rigorous in his studies, embodies his virtues, and is kind to himself. My father was traveling all year round and rarely took care of me. It was the old man who taught me how to study and be a good person with his words and deeds.
So he has a deep affection for his husband.
Of course he is not happy when his husband is ill.
Kong Fang felt sorry for this sensible little kid. In his previous life, which student would regard his teacher as his elder?
Of course, how many teachers really treat their students as their juniors?
"But don't worry, although I can't cure your husband's eye disease, in addition to making him see again, I also have a way to prevent the eye disease from getting worse."
"real?"
Fang Shibo's eyes finally brightened.
"I swear on the honor of the Supreme Lord!" Kong Fang raised three fingers and swore solemnly.
In the previous life, this thing was as easy as blowing bubbles, but now, it is as important as a stone.
Fang Shibo's eyes were bright, and he held his hand tightly, as if he was worried that once he let go, Kong Fang would disappear.
"but……"
Kong Fang swallowed his saliva.
Fang Shibo was shocked, "But what?"
"Wine, I'm short of wine."
Fang Shibo let go of his hand, turned around and ran home.
"Brother-in-law, just wait, I'll get the flower carvings that my father hid."
Looking at his back walking further and further away, Kong Fang was in a good mood.
It’s great to have a follower!
The river water under his feet was clear, cool and crystal clear, and the small fish in the river swam happily. He felt itchy and wanted to take a dip. Anyway, the kiln chicken still needs time, and the wine hasn’t arrived yet.
He did what he wanted, "swiping" a few times to get rid of his clothes, and was about to throw them to the shore when suddenly a shrill scream echoed through the river beach, startling countless waterfowl.
"Ah, you bastard, you will die a happy death!"
Kong Fang instinctively crossed his arms, fearing that his beauty would be spied on. When I escaped from the scene, I saw a blue chrysanthemum beside the river not far away, and two figures running away in panic.
Judging by their attire, they must be girls and maids from some family.
The young lady just lowered her head and ran forward, only seeing her back, but the maid turned back from time to time and made some scolding and warning gestures towards him.
His eyesight was very good and he could clearly see the maid's appearance.
Round face, round nose, round eyes, round body...
In short, the whole body is round.
Kong Fang secretly wondered, could this girl be named Chen?
The name is Chen Yuanyuan?
He didn't care when he saw a master and a servant running away from a distance. Anyway, he didn't do anything wrong, and he wasn't a slut. They were just trying to scare him.
But their appearance reminded him.
This world is really different from the folk customs of the previous life. Wild swimming is risky, so you should be cautious. In order to reduce unnecessary trouble, he decisively went ashore, got dressed, and patiently waited for the wine...
Well...wait for Fang Shibo to come back with wine.
The wine came quickly.
But this naughty kid forgot to bring a wine glass. After being complained by him, Fang Shibo, who wanted to save face, was about to let go of his short legs and run again.
Kong Fang stopped him.
Then he cut a piece of bamboo using local materials and made two natural wine glasses.
The wine glass is all emerald green and is named Jade Jade Liquid Cup.
Kong Fang filled the glasses with wine and raised one of them, "Come on, Shibo, let's have a drink for the chicken, the beautiful scenery, and our friendship."
Fang Shibo hesitantly picked up the wine glass and stopped talking.
"Are you a man?"
Kong Fang touched his wine glass and said directly, "It's a man's job to get bored. Hurry up, don't let me look down on you."
"you……"
Fang Shibo glared at Kong Fang, put the wine glass to his mouth, raised his head slightly, and drank a glass of wine.
"Good, refreshing, like a man."
Kong Fang praised it and took a sip of wine. The wine does not have the mellow aroma and sweetness of the previous life, but it is pure grain wine, and the chemical wine in the previous life cannot compare with it.
He pulled off the chicken drumstick and said, "Shibo, the big drumstick is yours!"
"Um……"
The chicken legs stretched out were stuck halfway.
He looked at Fang Shibo in panic, but saw that his exposed skin was covered in red spots, his face was pale, and his hands and feet were sweating.
He was restless, confused and scratching at his skin.
Kong Fang's hair suddenly stood up.
Because it is clearly a symptom of alcohol allergy. He originally thought that the alcohol content of pure grain wine was not high, and even a kid would not get into trouble if he drank too much.
Who knew that Fang Shibo was prone to alcohol allergy?
"Shibo, stop scratching."
He hugged him quickly. "Brother-in-law, I'm itchy."
"You guy, why didn't you tell me earlier that you were allergic to alcohol?"
Kong Fang was angry, anxious and regretful. Alcohol allergy can sometimes kill people. If Fang Shibo died of alcohol allergy, even if Jiang Shiqing didn't chop him with a knife, he would regret it.
"What is alcohol allergy?" Fang Shibo asked.
"Is it just me?"
"Brother-in-law, my father and my sister never let me drink. I thought wine was a good thing, but they were afraid of wasting it and were reluctant to give it to me."
"It turns out that drinking it makes me feel so uncomfortable. If I had known this, I wouldn't have drank it even to death."
He complained while continuing to scratch.
"Stop scratching." Kong Fang stopped again.
"Spit out the wine you drank."
Fang Shibo smiled bitterly, "Brother-in-law, are you lying to a three-year-old child? How can you spit out the food you eat so easily? I'm not sick."
