Kong Fang had a flash of inspiration and blurted out Li Qingzhao's "Like a Dream Ling·Chang Ji Xiting Sunset".
Fang Shibo was struggling with his brother-in-law's skill of attracting dragons and absorbing water, and heard him reciting poetry.
Fang Shibo was immediately amazed by his poetry again.
Although the poem is short, with only a few words, it seems to come out randomly, but each sentence contains profound meaning. Poetry and scenery blend together, emotions and interests reflect each other, and the realm is beautiful, giving people endless enjoyment of beauty.
God!
Looking at Kong Fang at a 45-degree angle, Fang Shibo almost knelt down when he saw that he was wearing a glow, with a colorful halo above his head and a fairy spirit floating in the air.
Intoxicated and don’t know where to go?
Drunk and not knowing the way back!
…
But I saw Kong Fang murmuring to himself, suddenly holding Fang Shibo's shoulders and laughing, "Haha, I remembered, I remembered what we are missing..."
"God...brother-in-law, you..."
"What's wrong?"
Fang Shibo was startled, thinking that Kong Fang had gone crazy again.
"Wine! We're out of wine."
Kong Fang shouted, as if he had discovered a new world. The frightened Fang Shibo was confused by him. Isn't it just wine? Is it worth your shouting?
I almost scared the baby to death.
He patted his chest and instinctively distanced himself from the immortal disciples, fearing that Kong Fang would be overly excited and accidentally throw out one or two immortal skills and kill himself.
"Look, what a beautiful scenery..."
Kong Fang, who was so excited, didn't notice that Fang Shibo was on guard against him, and was beaming, "Under the sunset, the sunset was like a dream, a small boat was rippling in the river, and a group of gulls and herons were startled..."
"If you don't have good wine, how can you get so drunk that you don't know where to go?"
“Without fine wine, wouldn’t we be living up to the beautiful scenery?”
"Fang Shibo, wine, I need wine, let's get drunk and then rest!"
Fang Shibo looked embarrassed, "Wine..."
"Stop talking nonsense, don't hesitate, go get the wine quickly." Kong Fang urged.
"Today there is meat and scenery, how can we not have wine?"
"go...go...go..."
Fang Shibo was furious when he heard this and forgot to be respectful, "You are the dog, your whole family is a dog..."
He jumped up and cursed, but quickly shut up.
Because he realized that he and his family had been scolded, he quickly spit on the ground.
"Bah...bah..."
Kong Fang was confused by his magical operation.
It took him a while to realize that he was no longer the same person. This Kong Fang was not the other Kong Fang. From then on, Kong Fang's mantra became a curse word.
He started scratching his head.
He couldn't explain the cultural generation gap.
"Shi Bo, that's actually it." Seeing his brother-in-law ready to tear him apart, Kong Fang felt helpless, but he was his honorary brother-in-law after all.
The most important thing is that he is his first friend in this world, and he is also a hardcore friend.
He didn't want to lose the pole.
So he explained patiently and calmly: "Shibo, I didn't call you a dog. I'm your brother-in-law. If you are a dog, wouldn't I be a dog too?"
"No matter how stupid or stupid a person is, he wouldn't call himself a dog, right? You must have heard wrong just now."
Fang Shibo's expression softened.
After all, he is still a child, and his temper can come and go quickly, but he did not immediately resolve his doubts. It was not that he was trying to get the best of him, but that he believed in his own ability.
"I can't hear you wrong. I have excellent hearing. I can hear the sound of mosquitoes three feet away at night."
Kong Fang stroked his forehead, this naughty kid's bragging skills were getting better again.
In desperation, I saw two local dogs having fun on the river beach from a distance, and I had an idea, "I'm talking about them..."
He pointed to the dog in the distance.
"I happened to see them just now, yes, that's it."
Fang Shibo raised his eyes and saw that his face changed drastically, "Brother-in-law, you dare to see such dirty things, and you want to ask me to see you. You are not afraid of getting prickles in your eyes, but I am afraid!"
"Bah, bah, bah... don't look at anything inappropriate, don't look at anything inappropriate."
He closed his eyes, spit out water, and recited holy words. Kong Fang was confused. Could it be that he had made another mistake unique to this era?
He quickly set up a pergola and looked into the distance.
Upon closer inspection, it's embarrassing.
Together with my brother-in-law, oh, I asked my brother-in-law to watch a love action movie between a dog man and a dog woman. It was indeed a bit embarrassing.
"Shibo, actually, it's like this."
He carefully considered his words, fearing to anger this naughty kid again, "As for me, just as I was talking to you, I saw two dogs fighting in the distance. You know, I usually read a lot, and my eyes are damaged."
"Things that are far away are always blurry. I really can't see them clearly."
He explained half-truthfully, showing his true feelings.
Fang Shibo's face moved slightly, his eyes full of pity, "Brother-in-law, do you also have an eye disease?"
Kong Fang nodded and shook his head.
He didn't know what eye disease Fang Shibo was talking about, but he was describing myopia anyway. Myopia was very common in previous lives, and few people considered it a disease at all.
But looking at Fang Shibo's expression, the eye disease he mentioned seemed to be very serious. It didn't look like myopia, but seemed to be an incurable disease.
Could it be eye cancer?
Isn’t this naughty kid too imaginative?
"My husband has an eye disease. He cannot see clearly anything three feet away. When he reads, the tip of his nose touches the book. Oh, how pitiful he is."
Fang Shibo shook his head and sighed, pitiful and pitiful.
"My husband once asked the most famous doctor in Baoding Prefecture, Mr. Hua Tuo, for diagnosis and treatment, but the result was no improvement."
When he heard the name Hua Tuo, Kong Fang felt no emotion in his heart.
In this incomprehensible world, many people have the same name as the ancient sages in his previous life, but have nothing to do with them. He has become accustomed to it.
"It is estimated that in a year or two, sir, both eyes will be useless."
"well……"
Fang Shibo let out another long sigh, his compassion beyond words.
Kong Fang finally understood that the eye disease he was talking about was just myopia.
There is indeed no way to cure myopia, but it is not a serious disease. Fang Shibo is the only person he has seen who treats myopia as a terminal illness.
He couldn't help but feel excited.
"Shibo, are there many people suffering from this kind of eye disease?"
Fang Shibo shook his head, "Not many. As far as I know, my husband is the only one in the entire Baoding Mansion."
Kong Fang secretly sighed. He thought he could make his first pot of gold from his short-sightedness, but it seemed unrealistic. His sighing movement was very subtle, but unfortunately it fell into Fang Shibo's eyes, and his face suddenly became ugly again.
"Brother-in-law, you are disappointing me more and more."
"..."
Kong Fang's eyes widened. What does the cheap brother-in-law mean?
"My husband is the only one in the entire Baoding Prefecture suffering from eye disease. Doesn't that disappoint you?" Fang Shibo showed no mercy, exposing his dirty thoughts.
Kong Fang was secretly shocked, surprised by this boy's subtle observation skills.
"Shibo, if I said that I could make your husband see the light again, would you believe it?"
His mind was ruthlessly exposed. In order to resolve the embarrassment, he could only bite the bullet and try to take over this business that was guaranteed to lose money but not make any money.
