"Actually...I'm not sure either."
Kong Fang decisively turned on the deception mode, "The old immortal has white eyebrows, white hair, and a flowing white beard. He is wearing a white Taoist robe, holding a white whisk in his hand. He has an immortal air and a graceful look."
"The strangest thing is that he is not riding a horse, but a strange-looking cow with a single horn on its head, green and black hair, a golden nose ring hanging under its nostrils, but no reins."
"correct."
Fang Shibo clapped his hands fiercely, "He is Taishang Laojun. The cow is called Banjiao Qingniu. It is the mythical beast that carries Taishang Laojun around."
He said it vividly, as if it were true.
"Have you met Taishang Laojun?"
Kong Fang was confused.
"Of course I've seen it before." Fang Shibo said without thinking.
"..."
Kong Fang was confused for a while.
This naughty kid doesn't look like he's lying. Is there really a person like Taishang Laojun in this world?
If it is true, then what he is traveling through is not the ordinary world, but the fairy world!
"Where have you seen him?"
He tried hard to suppress his emotions so as not to get too excited and blow his brains out.
"In my father's study."
"One of the paintings he collected is the calligraphy of a great scholar from the previous dynasty..."
Kong Fang felt dizzy, wait, what did you say?
You said you just saw Taishang Laojun in the painting?
Are you sure it's not him?
Just painting?
Why are you so excited? It sounds like it’s true!
Kong Chao was a little shy and just slapped him away.
But for the sake of the opponent's Qilin Arm, he endured it. Fang Shibo was immersed in his own world and didn't notice that Kong Fang's expression changed several times.
He was as excited as if he had just drank mother's milk.
"Brother-in-law, you are now Taishang Laojun's mortal disciple!"
"You are so awesome, I admire you!"
Kong Fang suddenly couldn't bear it.
Using strange powers to poison the pure hearts of young children seems like a crime no matter how you look at it.
However, without applying mythology, how can one explain the Thunderous Thunder?
In the age of cold weapons, it was indeed a divine object that only gods could create. Kong Fang, who only knew a few sarcastic sentences, could not figure it out even if he was cut with thousands of swords by the bandits.
I'm sorry, dear child, I didn't mean to do that.
"Fang Shibo, let me ask you something."
"Um"
Fang Shibo nodded.
"We wiped out the bandits, and the government came to take the credit. It doesn't matter if they don't give us a reward. Why do we still give him so many gold ingots?"
"Is your sister stupid and rich?"
Kong Fang's body ached when he thought of that tray of gold ingots.
If it were placed in the previous life, how many houses could it buy?
How many beauties can I pick up?
"..."
Fang Shibo looked up at the door, not daring to speak.
Kong Fangzheng was wondering what this naughty kid meant. There was a "choking" sound behind him as the sword was unsheathed, and a cold streak with sharp murderous intent pressed against his artery.
Just a touch of the sword's edge would ensure that he wouldn't see the sun tomorrow.
The knife is cold and the voice is even colder.
"Because of the thunder you created, no one will believe it except Wu Mazi who believes it is God's punishment for him. The county magistrate looks like a pig, but he is not stupid at all."
"If I don't feed him, all he needs to do is send a memorial to heaven, falsely accusing the Fang family of possessing a powerful murder weapon and intending to rebel. Emperor Jiaqing only needs to issue an imperial edict, and the Fang family will be destroyed."
"You said, is money more important, or life?"
Kong Fang suddenly became stiff.
He was not frightened by Fang Shiqing, but by this era. He never thought that the thunder that he created to save himself might bring fatal disaster to the Fang family.
"Madam, I'm sorry, I didn't expect the consequences to be so serious."
"Humph, what do you know? Apart from reciting a few acid sentences!"
Fang Shiqing snorted coldly.
Kong Fang's neck was lightened, and the sword was returned to its sheath.
"From now on, keep your mouth shut, otherwise don't blame me for being ruthless!" Fang Shiqing warned sternly.
"I couldn't stab you to death last time because you were lucky. I don't believe you are so lucky every time."
Kong Fang subconsciously touched the scar on his thigh.
This crazy woman was cruel and ruthless. He believed that if he angered her again, she would dare to stab her again.
"Sister, my brother-in-law is the disciple of the Supreme Lord in the mortal world. You must not be rude to him, otherwise you will offend the gods and the Fang family will also suffer."
Fang Shibo suddenly interrupted.
As his words fell, Kong Fang clearly saw the corners of Fang Shiqing's eyebrows trembling.
Is she guilty?
She feels guilty!
Looks like there's something going on!
He was secretly happy. It turns out that the eldest lady of the Fang family, who has a bad temper and cruel personality, cannot escape the curse of strange powers and chaos.
As a human being, I am not afraid that you are fierce, but I am afraid that you have no weaknesses!
His eyes suggested a cheap brother-in-law.
Fang Shibo got the hint and proved that he was not talking nonsense. He first cursed and swore that he would not take away any benefits from Kong Fang, and then gave examples to illustrate the facts.
"Sister, it's been almost a year since my brother-in-law came to us, right?"
"We all know that he has only been able to write poetry and read holy books. When will he learn the art of studying objects?"
Fang Shiqing frowned and said nothing.
Silence is consent.
"Has anyone in the entire Daxing Dynasty heard of the Thunder Thunder? Have they seen it?"
"no?"
"But how come my brother-in-law can do it all of a sudden?"
Fang Shibo used rhetorical questions to arouse Fang Shiqing's emotions.
"Because it is a technique taught by the Supreme Lord! Do you think I just lied to Wu Mazi? No, everything I said is true."
"Last night, when I got up, I saw a white light flashing into my brother-in-law's room. Not only did Taishang Laojun teach him the art of making thunder, he also asked my brother-in-law to be his envoy."
"Hey, hey, but just now I was just having fun and took the credit of my brother-in-law."
Kong Fang stared at Fang Shibo, his eyes never leaving his thin lips. If he was lucky enough to be born in his previous life, would those telecom scammers still be able to survive?
Do they all have to go home and grow sweet potatoes?
"Nonsense!"
Fang Shiqing didn't believe it, so he turned around and left. When he went out, he tripped on the threshold and almost fell over. For martial arts practitioners, this is a very low-level mistake.
It was obvious that she was afraid and felt guilty.
Therefore, walking distractedly led to a loss of posture and almost led to disaster.
Kong Fang was a man in two lifetimes, and unexpectedly saw the positive energy of feudal superstition. He believed that from now on, his cheap wife would not dare to attack him easily even if she looked down on him.
My personal safety was insured against accidents.
This credit belongs to none other than the cheap brother-in-law, and he secretly decided to reward him well.
"Fang Shibo, do we have chickens at home?"
"What?"
Fang Shibo was stunned.
Weren’t we talking about Taishang Laojun just now?
Why did it suddenly switch to chickens?
Does Taishang Laojun eat chicken?
"I asked, do we have chickens at home?" Kong Fang repeated.
"Yes. Why do you want chicken?" Fang Shibo was puzzled.
My brother-in-law has always stretched out his hands for clothes and opened his mouth for food. He has never expressed his personal opinions on food.
That's why Fang Shibo feels strange.
