In a panic, he didn't know what to call his cheap wife, for fear that he would be killed if he was not careful.
In the end, the more he was afraid, the more mistakes he made. Before he could say the word "zi", Fang Shiqing's eyebrows were raised: "Asshole, whose mother are you calling? Believe it or not, I will kick you down and let the bandits kill you with thousands of swords." shave."
Fang Shibo shuddered, shrinking his neck and not daring to speak.
"Sister, can you ask your brother-in-law to speak properly? Maybe he really has a strategy to defeat the enemy?" Fang Shiyi was as gentle, considerate and considerate as ever.
Kong Fang's nose felt sore and he almost cried.
Comparing people to each other can really make people mad.
He secretly resented why he didn't marry the gentle and kind-hearted Fang Shiyi, but instead married the hot-tempered and cruel Fang Shiqing?
After all, does he have special hobbies like those perverts in the island country movies in his previous life?
Or are there any reasons why you can’t do it?
"Brother-in-law, tell me your plan?"
Fang Shiyi calmed Fang Shiqing's emotions, then spoke softly and humbly asked Kong Fang for advice.
He was about to speak when he heard a "choking" sound and Fang Shiqing's sword was sheathed.
"explain!"
She didn't seem to be asking for advice, but more like she was interrogating a prisoner.
Her unreasonableness aroused Kong Fang's rebellious psychology. He wanted to give up and refuse to speak, but when he saw that she was holding the hilt of the sword again and could draw the sword to kill at any time, he hurriedly said:
"I have five thunderbolts in my hand. Unfortunately, the bandits are too far away from us, so the thunderbolts cannot hit them."
He displays his scientific and technological achievements like treasures.
"Are these earthen jars the Thunderbolt?" Fang Shiyi looked at the earthen jars spread out on the ground in surprise.
She didn't know what Zhentian Lei was, but she recognized the jars in front of her.
Although she knew that the scholar Kong Fang was very knowledgeable, she couldn't believe that the so-called thunderbolt he created could defeat the enemy.
However, they look like ordinary earthen jars.
"Yes, they are no longer ordinary earthen jars. I filled their stomachs with gunpowder, and they are like thunder. Once they explode, they are extremely powerful and will definitely drive away the enemy."
Kong Fang also had a very patient explanation for the cheap sister-in-law who coexists with beauty and kindness.
Fang Shiyi thought for a moment and finally turned his attention to Fang Shiqing.
"Listen to him for now. If he dares to deceive us, throw him out of the wall and let the bandits scratch him."
Fang Shiqing tossed his shirt and turned away, as if the air was poisonous wherever there were holes.
"Brother-in-law, are you really sure?"
Fang Shiyi asked softly.
Kong Fang nodded decisively. As a chemistry prince from a key middle school in Tianbao City, his hometown in his previous life was a famous fireworks village. To him, Zhentian Lei was just a bigger firecracker.
"good."
Fang Shiyi no longer hesitated and decisively ordered to stop shooting.
Of course, in order to confuse the bandits, she did not let the servants stop shooting arrows suddenly, but gradually reduced them, giving the bandits the illusion that their arrows were insufficient.
Kong Fang couldn't help but take another high look at his cheap sister-in-law.
Gentle, kind, and knowledgeable about military strategy, wisdom and beauty coexist.
Seeing that the frequency of shooting arrows on the city wall was getting smaller and smaller, and the number of arrows shot was getting smaller and smaller, and the follow-up was weak, the bandits outside the gate were indeed fooled.
The leader waved his saber and laughed wildly, "Young men, the Fang family has begun to have diarrhea. It's our turn to show off our power."
"Come for me and rush in. The Fang family's money, the Fang family's food, and the Fang family's women are all yours to rob!"
"Rush..."
"Kill..."
The bandits howled, waved their swords and guns, and rushed forward like a tide.
Kong Fang quietly poked his head out, a hundred meters away...
Eighty meters...
Fifty meters...
…
He counted silently. Fang Shibo looked nervous and stared at Kong Fang, unable to understand what he was talking about.
Ten meters...
From this distance, it is not difficult for Fang Shibo, who has a unicorn arm, to throw thunder.
"Get ready, start!"
He pulled out the fire, and Fang Shibo picked up the earthen pot.
"Hold on, after I light the fire, you count three and then throw it down." He warned again, and Fang Shibo nodded. The fuse is ignited and makes a "buzzing" sound.
Three...two...one.
Throw!
The earthen jar fell from the city wall and was thrown into the crowd of bandits.
"boom"
Crock pots exploded and the city walls trembled. Several of the bandits who were blasting the site had their hands and feet blown off, and some even had their intestines blown out.
The air wave caused by the explosion overturned countless bandits.
The bandits in the cold weapon era had never seen such a battle. The bandits who were not hit by the explosion were so frightened that they lay on the ground and did not dare to move.
Not to mention them, even the Fang family was frightened.
Even the timid ones peed their pants. Fang Shibo collapsed on the ground, his face pale, his hands and feet trembling, and he lost his fighting ability.
Kong Fang had no choice but to pick up the earthen jar and light the fire himself.
"Brother-in-law, you light the fire and I'll throw it."
Fang Shiyi always appears when he needs her most.
The enemy was in front of him, and the fighter plane was fleeting. Kong Fang did not dare to be polite and immediately lit the fire.
"boom"
There was another loud noise, and the ground shook.
"Come again."
Kong Fang roared.
He couldn't give the bandits any chance to breathe, so he threw all the thunderbolts out in one go. After a series of roars, black smoke billowed and dust flew under the wall.
There was dead silence under the wall.
People on the wall looked at each other in confusion. Even Kong Fang was confused. Why was there no sound outside?
Were they all killed?
But he immediately shook his head. There were one or two hundred bandits under the wall. Not to mention the five earth-shattering thunderbolts, even the astonishingly powerful grenades from the previous life could not blow them all to death.
Worried about being deceived, he quietly stuck his head out and looked down.
There are five large pits under the wall, and bandits are densely packed around the pits. After observing for a long time, there was no movement from the bandit. He was probably either killed by the explosion or fainted by fright.
Fang Shiyi sent his servants down to clean up the battlefield, and Kong Fang specifically told them to tie up the uninjured bandits, as they were most likely alive.
The servants found ropes and tied up the bandits.
Then a spoonful of cold water was poured on them, and sure enough they all woke up.
The servants were full of praise for their uncle's ability to predict things like a god. If the eldest lady hadn't looked coldly at the side, they would have thrown him into the sky several times.
Fang Shiqing glanced coldly, turned and left.
Fang Shiyi and Fang Shibo followed closely behind, and Kong Fang did not dare to fall behind. The four of them returned to the meeting hall. Not long after they sat down, the housekeeper led a few servants to escort the bandit leader.
"The eldest lady, the second lady, my uncle, he is Wu Mazi, the bandit leader of Litou Mountain."
Fang Shibo kicked him forward.
"Wu Mazi, do you have today? Let me ask you, do you accept it?"
"I accept it."
Wu Mazi kowtowed, but there was no trace of the ferocity and tyranny of the Mountain King. He put on a shy face and smiled flatteringly: "Master, can you tell me what those noises were just now? They were so loud and scary."
"That's thunder from the sky, a punishment specially inflicted on you by the gods!"
