"Is this...the thunder that shakes the sky?"
Fang Shibo pointed to the five earthen jars with a confused look on his face.
In his short life experience, he had seen countless thunders from the sky, and the explosions that sounded like the heavens and the earth were splitting apart often scared him so much that he did not dare to sleep alone at night.
As for these earthen jars, if they are filled with a bunch of black stuff, do they dare to be called "shaking thunder"?
Why don't you go to heaven?
"Brother-in-law, are you really not afraid that my sister will chop you with a knife?"
At the critical moment, my brother-in-law did not rush to fight to kill the enemy, but instead did these useless things, which made him feel exhausted mentally and physically.
Kong Fang rolled his eyes, "She dares, isn't she afraid of murder and breaking the law?"
"It's not illegal." Fang Shibo said honestly.
"Boom"!
Kong Fang, who was busy, sat down on the ground and asked, "Is it not illegal to kill someone?"
"Why?"
"She is the Queen Mother?"
Fang Shibo shook his head.
"I don't know who the Queen Mother is. But I know that these are troubled times, bandits are invading, and you are avoiding the battle. My sister wants to kill you, and even my father can't help you."
"I'm not talking about your father, but 'Wang Fa'!"
Kong Fang emphasized that he originally wanted to say the law, but he probably didn’t understand it, so he said it was the king’s law.
Hope he understands.
Sure enough, he really understood.
But he unexpectedly sneered, "In times of trouble, the emperor cannot protect himself, and the king's laws are empty words."
"..."
Kong Fang decisively shut up.
Although he grew up in a peaceful and prosperous age, he often watched movies and TV shows about troubled times. It was a world that was completely out of touch with normal social rules, out of order, and in chaos.
Life is like grass, ordinary people are like pigs and dogs, poverty, chaos, killing, arson, robbery, officials are bandits, bandits are also officials, anyway, whoever has the biggest fist has the final say.
"cough……"
He cleared his throat, put aside his distracting thoughts, and began to teach Fang Shibo how to use the Sky Thunder.
This thing is not very lethal, but the movement is not small. It definitely has the advantage of crushing the ancient bandits who have only seen cold weapons.
Fang Shibo has great arm strength and is perfect for throwing these guys.
"Remember, after lighting the fire, you should count to three before throwing it at the bandit. Don't be slow."
He warned repeatedly.
Fang Shibo almost rolled his eyes, as if he understood why his sister didn't like him.
Even gods can't bear the fact that a big old man keeps talking all day long.
"Okay, stop talking nonsense, let's go."
He didn't know whether these so-called thunderbolts could defeat the bandits, but he knew that if he didn't help, there would be two less effective forces to resist the bandits.
If bandits break into the house, no one will survive.
He held two thunderbolts in his hands, thought about it, and then put the mountain ax on his waist.
If the thunderbolt fails, at least he will not be short of weapons.
Kong Fang hugged the other three and followed closely behind Fang Shibo.
It's not that he is timid, it's just that he doesn't know the way.
The two of them ran all the way. Fang's house was really big. It took him about five minutes to run from his bedroom to the front door.
A wealthy family.
He sighed in his heart, no wonder they were besieged by bandits.
The two of them ran to the door and climbed up the stairs to the door wall, which was more than ten feet high. Fang Shibo's face remained unchanged and he was not panting. Kong Fang was almost exhausted, panting, his legs were shaking, and his lungs looked like they were torn apart. Generally cracked.
"Hey, why are you here?"
A crisp sound rang in his ears, and he looked up. Wasn't she the tigress who forced him to fight, and would kill someone if she didn't fight?
Now I asked him hypocritically why he was here.
What, show your affection in front of others?
"She is my second sister, Fang Shiyi." Fang Shibo explained promptly.
"The eldest sister and the second sister are twins, they look very alike."
Oh, Kong Fang suddenly realized that they were twins. No wonder he recognized the wrong person.
Looking more closely, there is actually a difference between them. One has a cold look on his face, while the other is as gentle as water.
One speaks domineeringly, while the other is gentle and sweet.
If Fang Shiqing is a tigress, then Fang Shiyi is a thousand-year-old white fox, a gentle and kind white fox.
Come, White Fox, dance for me, I am the scholar who saved you five hundred years ago...
He seemed to hear the touching and sad love song.
"Xiao Bo, watch out for your brother-in-law. He has no martial arts skills. Don't let the bandits hurt him."
Fang Shiyi smiled sweetly, and after explaining to Fang Shibo, turned around and continued fighting. But I saw her holding a bow and shooting arrows with skillful skills and heroic appearance.
The fighting between the two sides has reached a stalemate. The bandits cannot attack, and the Fang family cannot repel the bandits.
The bandits' weapons for attacking the city are nothing more than bows and arrows and long ladders, while the Fang family's weapons for defending the city include swords, guns, arrows, and boiling oil.
Don't underestimate these boiling oils. Although it is not good for long-range combat, it is an artifact for close combat.
The bandit climbed up the ladder, and the Fang family poured a spoonful of boiling oil on his head. It was so hot that the bandit cried for his father and mother, and fell down the city wall. He died but also shed his skin.
The injured bandits wail in agony, and the psychological impact on the remaining bandits is immeasurable.
Seeing the miserable condition of their companions, they began to shrink back and forth. Not only did the pace of their attack slow down, but they also retreated one after another. The bandit leader was so angry that he became furious. After calling his men cowards and cowards, he then called the Fang family members despicable.
"Brother-in-law, what should I do?"
Fang Shibo raised his head and asked Kong Fang. Kong Fang hid behind the wall and quietly poked his head out to observe the situation of the bandits under the wall.
At one glance, he almost laughed.
This ragtag group had no tactics at all. Dozens or hundreds of people crowded together, waving swords, guns and sticks, standing outside the range of bows and arrows, shouting.
A few archers sparsely shot arrows at the wall.
As for the level of archery, I really can’t compliment him.
Kong Fang measured the distance and said, "Fang Shibo, can you throw the Thunderbolt to the bandits?"
Fang Shibo said angrily: "Brother-in-law, do you think I am a god?"
"..."
Hey, you have a bad temper!
Kong Fang almost went berserk, but when he thought of his hidden unicorn arm, he resolutely endured it.
He scratched his head and thought about it, and then said: "Let our people stop shooting arrows and let them come over."
"Why?" Fang Shibo was shocked.
"What if they take the opportunity to rush up?"
Kong Fang finally found the opportunity to retaliate and slapped him on the forehead, "You are stupid, if you don't let them come, the thunder can't blast them!"
"oh."
Fang Shibo did not protest, but followed the good example and turned around to deliver the order.
Children are really teachable.
Kong Fang couldn't help but look at his cheap brother-in-law with admiration.
Surprisingly, he turned around and led Fang Shiqing and Fang Shiyi over.
"Kong, what are your intentions? Are you going to let the bandits come over?"
Before the people from Fang Shiqing arrived, the sound had already arrived. She was so angry and murderous that she would dare to kill people with a knife if Kongfang didn't give a reasonable explanation.
Kong Fang glanced at the gleaming sword in her hand, and his mouth suddenly felt dry and his calves were trembling.
"Mother...mother..."
