"Oh no, the bandits are here!"
Panic calls came from outside the door, followed by rapid gong sounds, boom boom boom...
Kong Fang rubbed his ears, feeling helpless.
My father is a fan of ancient costumes and martial arts, and he likes to turn the volume to the maximum when watching TV, which makes him extremely noisy.
He didn't even have to open his eyes to know that the next scene would be a hero descending from the sky, then showing off his might, killing bandits and saving the people from the fire...
Of course, he didn't bother to open his eyes.
I finally finished three years of high school and ended the college entrance examination three days ago. There was no suspense in the last book. The most important thing for him now is to catch up on sleep. He must make up for all the sleep he has lost in the past three years without missing a second.
"Bang..."
The door was pushed open, "Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, the bandits are here..."
The child's voice was harsh, and before Kong Fang could recover, a small figure had already thrown himself in front of the bed.
"Brother-in-law, get up quickly and help fight the bandits..."
The quilt was lifted, and a small hand pulled and pulled, trying to drag him out of bed.
Kong Fang opened his eyes, full of confusion, where did the little guy come from? He looked like he was only eight or nine years old.
Wearing ancient costumes and a landlord's hat.
Bright eyes, white teeth, round face and white skin.
Whose naughty kid?
Do I have such a small, retro brother?
Or some kind of relative?
Oh, no, I thought I heard him calling him brother-in-law just now! ?
Was there any mistake? I am a genuine young man, how could I be the little guy's brother-in-law?
Do you dare to guarantee that your sister can be worthy of our handsome and invincible young and beautiful boy like Yushu Linfeng?
Is your sister a traffic internet celebrity? Or an A-list star?
Well, forget it.
The level of force is too high, I can't reach it.
"Hey, who are you? Who do you call brother-in-law?"
He glared at the little guy dissatisfiedly, could his brother-in-law be mistaken?
The little guy was obviously startled. He instinctively let go of his hand and took a few steps back, staring with a pair of sneaky eyes.
"Brother-in-law, you won't get into trouble, will you? You don't even recognize Fang Shibo, the most handsome man in Baoji Mansion, who is known as the handsome young man?"
Hit you...! The hole variance is a bit rough.
Little Douding dares to call himself the handsome young man. Do you want to compete with me to see who is thicker-skinned?
"Are you sure you are Fang Shibo and not Fang Shiyu?"
Kong Fang glared at him fiercely.
"Who is Fang Shiyu?"
Fang Shibo shook his head, "I don't know him."
I go……
Kong Fang finally couldn't help being rude. The word "thick-skinned" could no longer be used to describe this little guy's face. The little brat dared to call himself "my young master". It was simply...
How many years older would he be, wouldn't he dare to call himself "my prince"?
He decided not to offend him anymore and continue to catch up on his own sleep.
Fang Shibo was so anxious that he stamped his feet, "Brother-in-law, don't sleep anymore, the bandits are really here!"
"Come just come, I don't know you anyway, it's none of my business."
Kong Fang covered his head and went to sleep again.
Fang Shibo lifted the quilt again and said anxiously: "Brother-in-law, what are you talking about? Aren't you afraid that my sister will be captured by bandits and used as a prison wife?"
"Who is your sister?"
"Do I know him?"
Kong Fang was so annoyed that if he hadn't seen that the other party was still young, he would have kicked him out.
Is it great to have a sister?
It was as if I had never seen a woman before.
Fang Shibo stroked his forehead, "Brother-in-law, although my sister doesn't want to see you, you can't pretend that you don't know her, right? You have worshiped heaven and earth and entered the bridal chamber."
Worship heaven and earth? Entering the bridal chamber?
The word sounds familiar. He picked his ears and was suddenly frightened by a flash of red on his belly, almost jumping up.
Isn't this... the legendary bellyband?
How could it appear on myself?
Kong Fang carefully lifted up the red cloth on his belly with his fingertips.
Further down from the red cloth is a white cloth pocket, delicately wrapping its important parts.
He clearly remembered that he was wearing red pants. When did it turn into a white cloth bag?
Also, where did your "shawl" long hair come from?
He looked around with growing wonder.
The room is not my original room.
Computers, basketballs, mobile phones, APs, electronics... are all gone. The whole room is full of history, almost like a room in a costume drama.
This is where?
Where is my room?
Where is my bed?
Where is my computer?
Also, where is my dad...?
Questions filled his mind, and Kong Fang was completely confused, "Fang...Fang Shibo, who am I?"
A bad suspicion lingered in his mind.
"You are Kong Fang, my brother-in-law, here."
The little kid's temper was not very good, and his tone became irritable.
Kong Fang's old face felt numb and painful. He was just a brother-in-law, so why did he insist that he came to visit?
Of course, it wasn't the most important thing; what was important was that he was sure he had traveled through time.
I just don’t know which dynasty or generation I have traveled to. As for whether it is a prosperous era or a troubled era...?
Well, the bandits outside the door may have given him the answer.
He scratched his head, feeling frustrated.
Maybe it's because of my bad luck. I grew up in a single-parent family; I struggled for three years, and the college admission notice was already within my reach, but I traveled back in time to troubled times!
I just feel sorry for my dad, who lost his son in middle age, I hope he can survive this.
"Oh, brother-in-law, please stop worrying about it, okay? Let's go quickly and help fight the bandits. Otherwise, they will break in and kidnap my sister. Will you still be alive?"
"Is your sister beautiful?" Kong Fang asked.
Fang Shibo stroked his forehead again, "My sister is the wife of your famous matchmaker, don't you know how to read it yourself?"
"..."
Kong Fang was speechless. I just came to this world and am not familiar with the place. Where can I meet your sister?
He wanted to twist the other person's ears.
Come on, cheap brother-in-law, tell me, where can I find your sister and my cheap wife?
A soprano shouted from outside the door:
"Everyone, don't panic. Close the door and go up to the wall. Someone, distribute the arrow feathers; you, go and light the fire and boil the oil..."
The voice is crisp and clear, calm and calm.
"Well, she is your wife, my sister."
Fang Shibo pointed to the door, "You can go and see if she is pretty now."
Kong Fang was immediately moved. After all, she was him, oh, his original wife. Maybe they would sleep together in the future. He really wanted to see how good she looked.
If it is a dominatrix type, he will immediately identify himself to maintain the dignity of the man.
If she is the kind of beauty you like, you can reluctantly agree.
After all, living alone in a different world, it is inevitable that you will be lonely.
With a caring person around you who can talk about life and ideals, life will not be so monotonous and there will be more happiness.
"You just said that your sister doesn't want to see me. Why don't you want to see me?"
He resisted the urge to take a look at his wife's beauty and turned to ask Fang Shibo.
"Well, she is more cruel to you." Fang Shibo raised his head and thought.
Kong Fang was a little surprised. Aren't women in ancient times supposed to follow the three obediences and the four virtues, to take care of their husbands and educate their children?
She is a prostitute, why doesn't she want to see her husband?
"Hasn't your sister learned the three obediences and the four virtues?" He was unwilling to give in.
"What are the three obediences and the four virtues?" Fang Shibo looked confused.
Judging from his state, it doesn't look like he is lying.
Kong Fang was confused instead.
"Has your sister ever studied?" he asked cautiously.
