"No, today is Monday. The plagued Liu Siyan will definitely use the excuse of being late to deduct all my monthly bonus. It's over..." Kang Lin's biological clock will set at seven o'clock in the morning every day. Wake him up on time, and then he will habitually put on his clothes randomly and go straight to the bathroom! But today, Kang Lin suffered heart-pounding pain from these habitual actions!
"Ouch, my waist and butt hurt me so much..." Kang Lin's waist was resting on a branch all night last night (when this guy was bitten by the wolf on the butt, he had not yet had time to completely untie the fasteners that fixed his body. Thin vines), so when he woke up, the soreness and weakness in his limbs almost made him think that his waist had been sacrificed gloriously! However, the most important thing is not the waist, but Kang Lin's plump buttocks. You know, yesterday he was kissed by a wolf and almost lost two kilograms of fat!
"By the way, where's the wolf that bit my butt yesterday?" After a while of grunting, Kang Lin rubbed his painful butt, and after making sure that it was no longer bleeding, he focused on the harmful wolf. The wolf with his butt injured.
"Hey, why is this wolf dead?" Kang Lin held an ax in his left hand, grabbed the trunk with his right hand and carefully slid down from the tree. Unexpectedly, what appeared in front of him soon was the one who had fought with him for life and death last night. The tattered head of the wild wolf, and the bloodthirsty wolf eyes that never close!
As the saying goes, "A dead tiger cannot be defeated." From Conlin's perspective, even though the wild wolf that bit his butt was dead, it still exuded a fierce and bloodthirsty aura. Just to be on the safe side, the guy still uneasily kicked him again and again with his feet until the wild wolf stopped moving. Then he let go of his tight heart and made sure that the guy who was kissing his butt was really done. It's dead!
"I asked you to bite my ass. I asked you to bite my ass. Now you get up and take another bite to show me! It's okay to bite my ass. I deserve to eat your flesh and wear your skin!" Thinking of it! The scene last night made Kang Lin feel scared for a while! If the wild wolf hadn't bitten his meatiest butt by accident, and if he had performed beyond his level at the critical moment of life and death, then there's no telling who is lying on the ground now. Judging from the situation last night, no matter what Whichever part of your body this beast attacks will most likely cause you to lose your center of gravity and fall out of the tree!
So, all in all, Conlin is actually lucky, because at least, compared to a certain dog-shaped creature lying on the ground!
"I'll chop you to death with one knife to the left and one to the right..." Then, Kang Lin, who temporarily forgot about the pain in his buttocks and was ready to answer the call of his stomach, used a sharp stone ax (which this guy had just ground on a stone) to dismember him. While looking at the wild wolf, he suddenly thought of another problem, that is, after he smashed the wolf's head with a stone ax at night, he felt a cool breath enter his body in a daze, and after waking up, this guy He found that the speed at which the wounds on his body healed turned out to be a bit scary - the wound on his butt actually formed a scar in one night!
Maybe this terrifying recovery speed is related to the cool breath, this guy thought silently.
However, strangely enough, Kang Lin, who guessed this connection, tried many methods, but failed without exception. He could not feel the cool breath again!
"At least now I don't have to face Liu Siyan's stinky face, and I don't have to get up early every day!" Fortunately, this guy didn't get into trouble and dwell too much on this issue. Instead, he opened up the place where the fire was stored and obtained the fire. He also gathered some firewood and started preparing his own wolf meat breakfast.
Half an hour later, Kang Lin's wolf leg smeared with red spicy fruit puree was already full of roasted aroma and dripping with oil. But this guy had only eaten dog meat and had never tasted wolf meat. I couldn't hold it any longer and was ready to eat a roasted wolf leg.
But just when he was grabbing his legs and preparing to eat, the guy with excellent eyesight suddenly spotted a white sail shadow skirting the hill on the seaside and sailing straight to the inner bay where he was! (The hill where Conlin was sleeping at first wraps part of the seawater like a concave container, forming a natural shelter from the wind.)
"not good!"
In order to prevent himself from hallucinating due to excessive blood loss, Kang Lin lowered his head and rubbed his eyes. He looked up at the sea not far away again, only to find that the small sailboat had been abandoned a mile or two away from the beach. The heavy anchor, and then, as the sail slowly lowered, seven or eight men wearing various clothes began to paddle the sampan towards the beach. It was obvious that they found someone here and came ashore to investigate.
"How did they find me?!" Kang Lin was so anxious that he couldn't help but lament. Those seven or eight men all looked crooked and murderous, and they also had control knives on them. You can tell by looking at that they are not here to drink tea and chat with me, and if there is a misunderstanding, I will leave my two hundred kilograms here before I can explain it clearly!
Thinking of this, Kang Lin picked up the ax and dragged the gun, and immediately climbed up the tree again in a hurry. Moreover, he began to pray in his heart that these unknown militants just came ashore to take a look, and would not find him hiding on the branches of the tree. Like sifting chaff yourself.
"Fourth Master, the fire has embers and has not been completely extinguished. Looking at the wolf's legs are still warm, the person should not have run far..." However, the hope is beautiful, but the reality is cruel! The more Kang Lin didn't want this group of unknown militants to discover him, the more trouble came to him! Just where this guy was grilling wolf legs, a bearded guy seemed to have discovered something, and then turned to report to a small man next to him who looked like a leader.
"That's right, young men, there are few coolies in our village now, so it would be good to find some free two-legged sheep to pawn. You go search around. If you catch anyone, don't harm his life. Give them all." I'll bring it back here!" After hearing the report from the big beard, the little Fourth Master immediately had a plan in his mind. With an order, seven or eight men pulled out the iron knives on their backs and waists, looking around for possible hiding places. or.
"Master, I found a sheep!" The area from the river to the woods is not very large, and there is not much hiding place in between. Therefore, these old bandits quickly discovered Kang Lin curled up in the tree and shouted. After the little cry, when the guy gathered up the courage to lower his head and look through the branches to the bottom of the tree with trembling eyes, a guy with a pockmarked face was also glaring at him with his cross-eyed eyes.
"That man, if you are a sensible person, don't make yourself uncomfortable and get down from the tree quickly. Grandpa promises not to hurt you at all. But if you are a blind person, then don't blame grandpa for this. With a big knife, I'll chop off your fat head and kick it like a Cuju ball!" Their eyes met, and Mazi's cross-eyed eyes were slightly startled. Then, the guy who didn't want to climb a tree to catch people had an idea, and he wanted to use words to knock Kang Wei down. This seemingly stupid guy coaxed him down the tree!
However, his seemingly clear and seductive words were destined to have no effect on Conlin. Kang Lin is such a smart man, how could he be coaxed down the tree by a few nonsense words from a cross-eyed man and become meat on someone else's chopping board. So, the uneasy man began to make excuses with the pirates, "Masters , Dear gentlemen, I am just a poor man who got into a shipwreck, with not even half a copper on him, and a big belly. I think he is of no use to you. Therefore, gentlemen, please take this into account. It’s all for the sake of having a good meal, so let’s show your noble hand and let the small one find a way to survive...”
As the guy talked, his voice gradually became quieter, because he unfortunately discovered that the other party had no intention of negotiating with him at all. The seven or eight men holding swords and sticks had already spoken. The tree where he was hiding was surrounded by people.
"Master, I have already told that guy as you wanted, but I don't want that guy to be ignorant and unwilling to obey me. How about you guys take a ladder and get this guy down for you?" The cross-eyed man was fawning and reported to the little fourth master, but he didn't see that the dissatisfaction in his fourth master's eyes was getting stronger and stronger!
"Damn it, Beard, you loser. You've been with me for so long, and you can't even tell a complete lie. You really have ignored my usual teachings to you. Come on, take my sword. Today I’ll let you losers see what I’m really capable of!”
With that said, the little man handed the Yan Ling Dao in his hand to his cronies to hold, and then started yelling at Kang Lin in the tree at the top of his lungs,
"Wu Na man, I am the fourth master of Fierce Shark Village. I am not here to kill you, but I have a good deal to share with you. Therefore, if you surrender now, I will surrender." Not only do I promise not to hurt you at all, but on the contrary, there are many benefits for you; but if you are ignorant and unwilling to cooperate with us, then it is no wonder that the master is ruthless, breaking the rules on the road, and taking your life...Listen , Master is now counting dozens. If you don’t come down obediently after counting, then don’t blame me for ordering someone to shoot you into a honeycomb with arrows..."
"one……"
"two……"
"three……"
