"Nima, that's what we're wearing?! No matter what, we have to take care of the leakage. Only those who have car accidents are considered professionals. Or we can jump off the cliff and be swept into the sea by the waves..." I was beaten by waves. Kang Lin, who woke up with the salty sea breeze, suddenly muttered something like this without covering up his clean body, and then the guy who was extremely hesitant and confused in his heart said something that made all compatriots in the 21st century If you fall for it,
"If I had known I was going to wear it, I shouldn't have listened to that artificial beauty and bought that huge insurance policy. Now I've disappeared from the world, and those damn insurance companies still don't know whether they will compensate my father. Also, I spent a lot of money to buy those doll figures and yuello books!! I don’t know how to give that bastard a discount!!!”
"Gululu..."
However, just when he was annoyed about this sudden time travel, his stomach growled at an inappropriate time. Thinking about it, when he put it on, he was sleeping at night, and now, looking up, the sun was almost setting. How can I not be hungry? Besides, I am a fat man who weighs almost 200!
"No matter how big the world is, eating is the most important thing!" Kang Lin, who has a strong psychological endurance, did not dwell too much on what he had already traveled through time. Instead, he tried hard to get up from the ground and find something to fill his stomach. His withered stomach was almost full of acid.
"My God, this golden sea is really fucking dazzling and spectacular!!" However, when the guy gritted his teeth and grabbed the small tree next to him and slowly climbed up, even though he had already confirmed in his heart that he had crossed over. , but I was still stunned by the spectacular scenery that appeared in front of me!
I am currently on a low seaside hill, surrounded by shrubs less than one meter tall, with thumb-sized red fruits hanging on them. The red fruits look like they taste good, And there is a small river that is not wide flowing less than thirty meters away from me, and there are fat fish jumping out of the water from time to time on the river...
But this was not the real reason that made this guy stunned, because the real reason was the vast expanse of sea that was dyed as colorful as gold by the sunset, and the dots of reefs and islands on the sea that jumped into Kang Lin's eyes. There is also the looming shadow of a sail in the distance...
"Nima, are we back to the Age of Discovery?"
A gust of sea breeze blew by, and Kang Lin, who was all clean and smooth, covered his naked body and suddenly turned to stone! In fact, instead of being opposed to time travel in his heart, he actually had some vague hope, but he did not want to time travel to the turbulent age of navigation! The east is the waning Ming Dynasty and the growing Hou Jin, as well as the isolated little Japan. The west is full of Western colonists with a bandit mentality. The rest of the place is neither east nor west except for a group of people wearing white scarves and carrying scimitars. The bearded musilin is a rough indigenous man with bird feathers on his head! But no matter which one of them has a technology tree higher than Kanglin swinging the bird, they basically use muskets and cannons, and at worst they have an iron ax and a spear for self-protection. What does Kang Lin have on hand? His hair is blown down by the wind and his balls are lowered. He is a real proletarian!
"You can even travel to any time in the Han, Tang, Song and Yuan Dynasties. There are no guns and cannons, and in the era when the technology tree is low, I can barely survive. If I am shot by an arrow or slashed by a knife, I may be lucky enough to survive wearing armor, but If you really encounter "high technology" such as matchlocks and cannons, you will either die or be disabled! You know, the power of a matchlock is much greater than that of an AK47 within a distance of twenty or thirty meters. Needless to say, leather armor is even a cold weapon. The trump card of the era's protection, the pinnacle of the iron can and the matchlock gun, as long as it is shot, it will be a sure death!
Because the matchlock gun is not a rifle of later generations, it has strong penetrating power. It shoots two holes with a "bang" sound and the bullet does not stay in the human body. The lead bullet fired from the matchlock gun will roll inside the body after tearing the flesh. Although the injured person is temporarily You can't die yet, but the feeling before death is definitely worse than death! Even if you are lucky enough to save a life, there is a high chance that you will suffer from tetanus, bacterial infection, etc. due to the low level of medical care in this era. By then, you will still be dead! Moreover, the doctors and doctors of this era are very good at cutting off legs, and the wounded may have to suffer even more pain before they die..."
Kang Lin couldn't help but shudder in his heart when he thought of this, but what could he do now that he had traveled through time? He could only raise his middle finger to the sky and yell, "Where's my golden finger? Don't all those who travel through time have golden fingers? Now what the hell are you doing?" Just give me an ax and let me use it as a novice weapon. What the hell you do, it’s just naked murder!”
"Wow..." Unfortunately, God, the old man went to meet Zhou Gong's daughter and ignored this guy at all. On the contrary, a gust of cool sea breeze quickly woke up from his state and began to look for food to satisfy his hunger and spend the night. place.
"Bah, bah, bah..." After a moment, Kang Lin angrily spat out the seemingly good fruit in his mouth, "Damn it, even you came to deceive your fat man!" How pitiful, so beautiful and attractive The red fruit is actually spicy, salty and astringent. It’s such a beautiful and attractive appearance for nothing!
Giving up on the readily available red spicy fruit (the deceived Kang Lin gave this plant a random name), the guy turned his attention to the beach at the seaside.
"It's developed, it's developed. There are so many shells and sea crabs. If I drag them to Wangjialong Market, there will be a lot of money waiting for me to order them! I'm going to buy two mobile phones tomorrow, an Apple in my left hand and a Samsung in my right. , beat and throw one at a time, you stinky woman dared to kick me, fat man, eh..."
Lifting a large sea shell weighing about seven or eight kilograms with one hand, Kang Lin, who was wearing his homemade green leaf shorts, looked excitedly at the many sea crabs crawling sideways on the beach, and began to mutter: Brother, this is really a waste of money and a gain of mulberry trees. I never expected that there are so many natural and pollution-free good things in this broken world today. My Five Zang Temple is blessed!
But when I thought about it, this guy couldn't be happy anymore. He was still running a vegetable market in the Wang family. He didn't know where he was at the moment, and he didn't know where the broken voice that made him travel through time had left him. Here, are you still on Earth?
"I really can't afford these seashells and crabs when I'm not wearing them. But now, it's just an appetizer for me, and it's free!" Kang Lin did not dwell too much on this issue. Instead, he pulled a twig from a beachside shrub, tied up several large crabs, and carried them in his hands. He also carried a ten-pound seashell on his shoulders toward him. He strode across the river.
"Bang bang bang..."
Soon, a dull knocking sound came from the river! Kang Lin just put the seashell in the crystal clear river and washed away the sediment for a while, then fixed it between two stones, then raised a big stone and smashed it hard! I don’t know how much time passed, but the hard sea shell was finally smashed by this guy, and the white and tender shell meat inside was immediately exposed.
"Long live!" Kang Lin screamed strangely, and then he exerted force with his arms, and the slightly thick shell was broken into two halves. Then the guy grabbed the fresh and plump shell and did not wash it. Just threw it into his mouth.
"Crack, click, click..." Although the seashells were a bit fishy, Kang Lin had been hungry for more than a day, so he quickly wiped out the two kilograms of shellfish! Then, feeling even hungrier, the guy turned his attention to the sea crab that was still struggling on the ground.
"Thank you Mr. Bei!!!" Kang Lin worked with his butt in the air for a long time, and finally lit a pile of dried seaweed on the ground. Looking at the growing fire, the man gently rubbed the blood bubbles produced by the wooden stick. , grinning and praising a well-known foreign outdoor survival program host.
Fortunately, this guy has watched this show, otherwise, with his IQ, he would never have thought of finding dried seaweed to drill wood to make fire, because the only fire tool he thought of at first was that fire-making tool. The high imitation Zhibao lighter that has been with him for ten years!
Note: The "iron can" in this article refers to the full-body armor worn by medieval knights.
Note 2: Regarding drilling wood to make fire, I refer to the practice of Lord Bell in "Wild Survival". If there are any fallacies in it, just think it is me!
