Now that we know the secret of the tripod, there are only three things left: practice, fight Zhu Yan, and save Mrs. Mi. Maybe saving Mrs. Mi is not Liu Qi's wishful thinking, but this is my choice.
Just step up your practice.
After a night of nothing, Dachun, who had finished practicing, could not be described as tired and didn't want to move.
Fortunately, the maids have made progress again. Instead of being tired, they can take the young master out to freshen up.
The sound of Bao Sanniang's snoring seemed to be heard outside the door.
Dachun is unbelievable! Do beautiful women snore? Okay, even spanking.
The point is, it's winter now, and she just fell asleep leaning against the door?
Bao Sanniang had already woken up and said hello: "How are you, Master?"
Dachun felt very distressed: "Miss Bao San, this is too hard for you."
Bao Sanniang chuckled: "Don't think I'm sleeping, I'm actually sleepwalking. I'm just a little hungry, please hurry up and start eating?"
Do you mean to prevent this culprit from entering sleep mode? This is Tongyou, right?
Dachun realized that he was even hungrier, and immediately ordered the waitress: "Let the kitchen start the meal immediately."
As a result, before the meal was served, Dachun was so tired that he fell asleep. The waitresses fed him the meal one after another.
Fortunately, Bao Sanniang had the memory to know this state. If any other woman had seen it, she would have really regarded Liu Qi as a loser.
Just as he was about to finish eating and go to bed, Fu Shiren's urgent voice came from outside the door: "Sir, General Mi Fang is here in Guiyang. Hurry up and report!"
Isn't it? Mi Fang is still in Guiyang?
Fu Shiren handed over a letter: "Due to the sudden movement of the mountain people, it was difficult for General Mi to leave the city after arriving in Guiyang. After receiving the order from Jin Xuan, the prefect of Wuling, he learned that everyone in Lingling, Changsha was willing to be loyal to the young master. At the same time, everyone The people of Lushan have retreated and the roads in Jingnan have been cleared. Zhao Fan, the prefect of Guiyang, wants to accompany General Mi Fang in person to see the young master."
Damn it! It turns out that Mi Fang was really blocked by the mountain people. If she had to change to the normal process to get the beauty, would she have to go through Liu Bei's journey to conquer Jingnan all over again?
Dachun was a little anxious: "Just tell me when they can come?"
Fu Shiren was a little surprised: "Sir, the important point is that Lingling Guiyang has surrendered! As for the itinerary, because there are so many people, it will take about... several days."
Although it is the key point, the big city of Changsha has surrendered, and the rest is expected.
As for a few days, it only takes a few blinks of an eye. However, it was only after I went to Wuling that I realized how difficult this road was. Mi Fang traveled so far to find a beauty for herself as soon as she arrived. This kind of hard work and sincerity was really rare. What was even more rare was that Liu Qi was a waste at that time. Fortunately, I didn't wait around at that time. It was too much to expect the beauty to come to my door automatically...
Anyway, wait for the news.
Dachun went to bed after eating, slept until late, and continued practicing after dinner.
The next day, the maid still made progress. After Dachun had finished her meal, Fu Shiren hurriedly came to report: "Sir! The official document from Lingling has arrived. Liu Du, the prefect of Lingling, expressed his submission and asked the general of Lingling County for instructions. Xing Daorong can help you, but Lingling is too poor to send many troops."
Damn it! The legendary Xing Daorong?
Dachun is now so groggy that he just wants to sleep, so he enters the foolish king mode in advance: "General Fu, if there are still official documents, you don't need to report them directly to me. Just leave them to Mr. Jian Yong to deal with if you are not sure."
"Understood, sir, rest in peace."
After practicing for two days in a row, Dachun felt that he was about to be exhausted, but the maids not only improved, but more importantly, their strength was obviously balanced. With such a radiant and round face, I feel that compared with the female generals, I feel that I am not as bright as a general. At least, it is almost the same as Cheng Zhenjue and Zhao Yuanjiang, who were dressed in rustic peasant women's clothes.
Ehuang said: "This is about to break through the realm!"
But Nv Ying sighed: "Maybe I can't break through. If I can't break through, I might have to spend some time practicing other skills or studying to improve my academic charm before trying again."
Da Chun was stunned: "Studying? They have some foundation."
Nuying said: "It's good to have a foundation, but don't be in a hurry. Or you can try the hot spring you mentioned. But at that time, you still have to absorb the hot spring's ground fire to break through, and then you can lead them to break through."
Dachun understood: "So my cultivation level is still not enough?"
"Not urgent."
How can you not be in a hurry? The most troublesome thing in Dachun now is to break through. The city gods in Taishan are still holding back, and it is difficult to reach the sky.
At this moment, Fu Shiren came hurriedly again: "Sir, the emperor's uncle sent Mr. Liu Yan Liu to visit, and Mr. Jian Yong has already gone to the city gate to pick him up."
Liu Yan! ! I thought it was Sun Qian!
Damn it! Liu Yan is the Liu in "The Biography of Liu Pengliao Li Liu Wei Yang". Among these seven problematic characters, except for Li Yan and Yang Yi, I know most of them.
Liu Yan has no sense of existence in the novel. In fact, he is a veteran who followed Liu Bei when he was Liu Yuzhou in Shandong. His ability is very average, but his appearance is extraordinary and he is a local celebrity. He talks eloquently about celebrity affairs. He is the same type of character as Mi Zhu, who specializes in picking up customers, drinking, and doing public relations. And it just so happens that Liu Bei actually likes this type of scene character.
As a result, Liu Yan's official career progressed steadily and became bigger and bigger. By the time of Liu Chan, he was both a feudal lord and a cavalry general, almost the third figure. But he has no real power and never participates in politics. The so-called general only leads symbolic troops. Moreover, when he became an official, he would be high-profile and extravagant. He would have dozens of beautiful maids at home, and he would be very happy with all kinds of training and talents.
Basically, Liu Yan has been a model of winning by eating, drinking and lying down in his life, but he had no choice but to meet Wei Yan, a thorny man!
Wei Yan's personality was reserved and aloof. During Liu Chan's period, there were no generals in Shu Han who could compare with Wei Yan. Even if we look at the entire Three Kingdoms, there may not be any generals who can match Wei Yan. Maybe Zhang He is one of them. Wei Yan was even more proud and had no respect for Liu Yan, an incompetent senior official.
Liu Yan was angry, and during the Fourth Northern Expedition, he slandered Wei Yan in front of Zhuge Liang, and Zhuge Liang was also angry! Wei Yan was an important figure who firmly supported Zhuge Liang's Northern Expedition and was the backbone of the Shu army. This Liu Yan was a bit ignorant!
So they drove Liu Yan back to Chengdu from the front line, thinking that he was a veteran of the late emperor, and did not let Liu Chan demote him.
It is conceivable that this kind of heavy gossip must be known all over the city, and all kinds of ridicule will be made. Liu Yan was frightened and wrote a letter of apology to Zhuge Liang. The main idea was: I am born with incompetence, meager virtues, and a bad habit of drinking and causing trouble. People have been talking about me since the late emperor...
In short, this review is an accurate summary of his life. After that, Liu Yan often fell into a trance and lost consciousness, possibly due to a severe mental shock.
Then, it was the Chinese New Year, and Liu Yan's newly married beautiful wife Hu went to the palace to pay New Year's greetings to the Queen Mother. The Queen Mother liked Hu very much, so she stayed in the palace for a month.
This had no precedent before. Liu Yan suspected that his wife was having an affair with Liu Chan, so he divorced his wife and left the house in anger. Hu reported the matter to the officials in a rage, and the news spread throughout the city. Liu Chan abandoned Liu Yan in a rage!
The final ending makes people sigh and sigh. They were getting along well... Not to mention whether Liu Chan had an affair with the Hu family, but this insane handling was wrong. After all, Liu Yan has never experienced political struggle in his life...
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So the question is, why did Liu Bei send Liu Yan instead of Sun Qian?
There is only one possibility. Liu Yan has no other skills. He must be an expert in eating, drinking and sex. From his perspective, Liu Qi's drinking and sex state is very suitable.
Well, if you meet an expert, you can’t pretend! The characteristic of Liu Qi's art of war is not deception but sincerity. But sometimes, the more sincere you are, the less likely others will believe you, which in turn achieves the opposite effect.
Dachun, who wanted to understand, said: "Since Mr. Jian Yong has greeted you at the city gate, then I, the young master, should greet you at the gate of the mansion."
"Master, please!"
Dachun was leaning at the door and waiting. While he was waiting drowsily, the people in the street were amazed when Liu Yan, Jian Yong and his cavalry team appeared.
Dachun woke up immediately and was really stunned from a distance. Is this Liu Yan? He is really personable and well-groomed, and the audience can tell that he is a positive character at a glance.
Liu Yan dismounted from a distance and greeted: "Young Master!"
Dachun carefully searched Liu Qi's memory and confirmed that Liu Qi had indeed never seen Liu Yan in person, so he greeted him: "I have heard about Mr. Sir's style for a long time, and today I saw that he is indeed extraordinary."
Liu Yan excitedly rushed forward and saluted: "Young Master also knows Liu Yan? Liu Yan is so honored! Liu Yan has met Young Master."
Damn it! He even runs so handsomely, this set of movements is as smooth as water, no matter how you look at it, his charm value is almost 89 if not 90 points, right?
Dachun supported him: "Sir, there is no need to be polite, please sit down at home!"
Liu Yan was slightly startled, as if he could sense Dachun's state from the strength of Dachun's armrest: "Young Master, please come first!"
As soon as Dachun sat down, nine maids were already sitting behind him.
Liu Yan exclaimed: "Such a beautiful concubine, the young master is so elegant!"
Hehe, it was never this beautiful before.
Dachun waved his hands repeatedly and said sincerely, with a hint of embarrassment in his sincerity: "Sir, please don't misunderstand me. I am not a drunkard or a womanizer as rumored. I am just cultivating the poetry talents of the girls. Come on, let me perform a Wenjun poem for you first." Cifu!"
As he spoke, the Qingdan Wenqi was activated, and the living room instantly transformed into an idyllic scene of green hills or orchards with peach blossoms and flowing water.
What Dachun wants is to establish the persona of a romantic celebrity in front of this celebrity.
Sure enough, the whole audience was in an uproar, and Liu Yan was even more stunned!
Not to mention them, Dachun was even surprised. Last time, I just used one Qing Dan from Liu Qi in the bath to activate it, but now I have six pills. The power and effect are simply unparalleled. It even depicts the fragrance of peach blossoms, and the whole place is filled with fragrance. There is also the sound of running water, which is the portrayal effect of Bunji Koshin...
Liu Yan was so excited that he forgot all about himself. He actually sang in harmony with the maids, doubling his poetry.
Dachun suddenly discovered that his level was not low either, but he was not as perverted as his six green pills.
After the performance, the audience was silent.
Dachun was quite proud: "Mr.——"
Only then did Liu Yan come back to his senses and said excitedly: "Young Master is extremely talented and truly a man of heaven! How honored Liu Yan is!"
Da Chunle said: "Sir, you are also extraordinary!"
Liu Yan shook his head: "We can't compete with the young master! Liu Yan has an unkind request. I'm afraid only the young master's literary spirit can fulfill it. I hope that the young master will fulfill his wish."
Damn it! Sure enough, we didn't talk about political affairs, we only talked about romance when we met.
Dachun was excited: "Sir, please tell me?"
"Do you know Wang Yanshou's "Lu Lingguang Palace Ode"?"
Damn it, who and what are these?
In the spring, I started a search for Qingdan and found it. It is as famous as Ban Gu's "Liang Du Fu" and Zhang Heng's "Er Capital Fu". It writes about a luxurious palace built in Shandong by Liu Yu, King of Lu, the son of Emperor Jing of the Han Dynasty. It is magnificent and majestic. describes the structure of this palace that has stood for two hundred years. Wang Yanshou was only a teenager when he wrote this poem. Then when he was 20 years old, he traveled to the Xiang River and drowned while crossing the river!
Damn it! A great talent drowned in the Xiang River? Why Xiangshui again?
Without thinking too much, Dachun saw the word "obscene concubine" in this pile of luxurious words at a glance! Damn it, why did I pick sensitive words?
So he began to chant: "...down to the third empress, the promiscuous concubine cheats the master. Loyal ministers and filial sons, martyrs and chaste daughters. The success or failure of the wise and foolish is not recorded in history, evil is used to warn the world, and good deeds are used to show the future..."
The general meaning is that after building a luxurious palace, you must abstain from sexual immorality to keep the palace majestic and immortal...
Liu Yan was overjoyed: "Is it true that the young master sings to express his aspirations?"
Dachun said with shame: "So, I am not a womanizer. What is your wish, sir?"
Liu Yan said excitedly: "I want to teach the beauties the "Fu of Lu Lingguang Palace"!"
Ehuang spoke in the sea of consciousness: "Yes! My sister can help. You only need to use literary style to draw the palace described in the poem."
Nuying said: "If you succeed in learning, the concubines may be able to break through."
Damn it! Can this also help? Could it be related to the talented man who drowned in the Xiang River?
