Time flew by in the tripod, and with Gan Ning's escort, the three of them quickly returned to Jianye City.
It was another early morning sunrise in Jianye at this time, and the morning fog was vast. It was still foggy, but it was beautiful, but Dachun looked even more horrified when he learned the truth. If it weren't for the time comparison reference outside the tripod, I would really think that I spent a normal day.
Of course Gan Ning had to go to work at Sun Quan's mansion first. Dachun and Cao E were waiting at the gate of Sun Quan's mansion. Dachun didn't believe it. Xiang Liu dared to take action at the door of Sun Quan's house?
In fact, if you think about it carefully, Cao E may have been frightened and made a misjudgment after learning the truth about entering the tripod. Xiang Liu should not take action in the city. What Xiang Liu wants is to maintain this unconscious and peaceful dream, so that he can win over people's hearts subtly. Otherwise, it would be okay if everyone had nightmares.
Anyway, now that I have nothing to do, I have to think about how to win the hearts and minds of Xiang Liu—fuck! Do you even need to think about it? I am the City God, the God of Wealth who gives birth to children. I sell dates to give birth to children! Think about it, people who are thirsty for a child dreamed of giving a child to the God of Wealth, and then immediately vomited and became pregnant. Then when they woke up, they didn't worship themselves in the city god?
But the premise is, are the dates here effective?
No matter how many there were, Dachun directly pulled a pile of dates from the Jujube Tree, picked up his clothes and squatted at Sun Quan's door to sell them: "Sell the fairy dates, the dates will give birth to precious children! The fire dates absorb the essence of the aura of heaven and earth and the earth fire." !”
Cao E was really shocked: "This jujube is extraordinary! Is it really the legendary fire jujube?"
Dachun was proud: "As expected of the water god, he knows the goods!"
How about you take one? No, I have to do this kind of thing myself, how can I rely on external objects...
Qilin suddenly became excited: "Jujube alone is not enough, there is also me!"
You silver beast! !
Dachun made arrangements in an instant: "If you are an ordinary citizen, just go and do it!"
Qilin was very happy: "The noble man wants me to do it!"
I want to eat shit! Speaking of which, could the clothes Xiang Liu stole be from ordinary people? Do you still need some assets? What if he bribed the maids of Sun Quan's house to steal the concubine's clothes, and then captured the concubine in the cauldron - holy shit! How can such a good thing be cheap for you? I did it for Sun Quan so that he wouldn’t have to worry about work!
Dachun said angrily: "No, don't mess with other people's human relations and bloodlines! Nobles value this most, ordinary people can just pick up their children and take care of them in old age. It's different."
Qilin said angrily: "I am the essence of heaven and earth and do not exist!"
cut! Dachun made an excuse: "This is the world in the cauldron. It's hard to say whether it will work or not."
"It's the world in the cauldron anyway, let's give it a try!"
"Try it! Your heaven and earth essence consumes my spirit and affects my fighting ability..."
Just then, an official on duty passed by and asked, "How do you sell these dates?"
Forehead! ? This really made Dachun ask, how much do dates sell for? No, that's not the point. This is the world in Dingzhong. What's the point of asking for money? And it’s hard to say whether there is money in this world. Otherwise, how would Sun Shangxiang keep accounts and pay for his badge?
Then learn from Zhang Jiao, if you believe it, it will work, if you don’t believe it, it will not sell!
Dachun asked: "Can adults recognize the goods?"
The official squatted down and looked at it carefully, and his voice changed: "I have never seen such a spiritual jujube, how can I sell it?"
Dachun didn't talk nonsense: "Since you know the goods, I will give you one! This is a gift of fairy dates, and sincerity will bring wisdom!"
The official was overjoyed: "Thank you...what do you call me?"
Anyway, his identity has been exposed in front of Prime Minister Liu Wang Mang, so he no longer hides his secret: "Yongchang rookie Dachun!"
The official was surprised and said: "That's it! Then should I eat these dates, or should they be given to my wife?"
Um...are you asking about a major?
Dachun smiled and said: "Of course I will give it to Madam!"
The official was excited: "I will go home to my wife immediately!"
After saying that, he turned around and ran away. Dachun was really shocked. Did he not even go to class? Sincere enough!
Qilin couldn't help but said: "I want to go!"
This is the first business deal, so we can’t let down the sincerity of the other party!
Dachun didn't hesitate anymore: "Go ahead, go ahead, be more economical this time, don't be like the twenty eggs last time!"
"I know! Humans can't compete with spiritual beasts..."
Dachun felt that his body was empty, and Qilin turned into a hot wind and left his body.
Damn it! It turns out that Qilin can also transform into the form of Qi in this world, so he won't be caught by Xiang Liu if something goes wrong, right?
At this moment, horseshoes clattered on the street, and suddenly Sun Shangxiang, dressed in fiery red attire, roared over with a dozen female cavalrymen.
How can this valiant and heroic figure still look like a woman? Love it!
Sun Shangxiang asked curiously: "Dachun? You didn't come home all night last night. Did you go to a restaurant to spend the night?"
Damn it! ! Does the restaurant here have any programs? But isn’t Xiang Liu the one who built Ye Restaurant? But it’s definitely impossible for Xiang Liu in this world to continue to be in the restaurant, right?
Dachun said anxiously: "I didn't, I just went out of the city for a walk!"
Sun Shangxiang suddenly saw the dates in Dachun and was even more surprised: "Wow, this looks delicious, let me try some!"
Dachun was anxious: "This is a jujube, you can't eat it!"
Sun Shangxiang laughed, dismounted and grabbed it at an incredible speed. Dachun was not in body or transformed, so he couldn't keep up with her speed and couldn't hide it. She snatched it away - and swallowed it whole!
Dachun was stunned for a moment!
Sun Shangxiang's cheeks bulged: "It's delicious! It's really extraordinary."
Dachun was about to cry without tears: "Madam, this is a date gift!"
Sun Shangxiang snorted: "Then I need to eat even more. If I give birth to a son, wouldn't it be the Sun-Liu alliance that has achieved results?"
Um... She said this to Zhang Fei on the boat in the last episode. From the stepmother's point of view, Adou, the son born to Mrs. Gan, a common woman, was not qualified to compete with her for position. Although it's very quarrelsome, this is her darkened version of her true thoughts...
At this moment, Sun Shangxiang suddenly bent over and covered his belly!
Dachun was shocked, and all the female soldiers even exclaimed: "What's wrong, madam?"
Sun Shangxiang's head was sweating profusely: "A wave of heat has gathered here!"
Cao E said: "Madam, stretch out your hand and let me feel your pulse!"
The female soldiers scolded: "Whose village girl are you?"
Is this really what kind of master leads what kind of soldiers?
Dachun said anxiously: "This is Cao E, the Dragon Boat Festival Water God!"
Sun Shangxiang was stunned: "Don't be rude!"
Then she stretched out her hand, and Cao E gently clasped it, with a look of disbelief on her face: "Fetal movement! It's happening!!"
——Poof! ! Dachun couldn't believe it, and a mouthful of essence spurted out! !
So fast? Is it because time flows fast in the world in the tripod, or is this jujube inherently fast? But that's not the point. Whose child is this? It can't be big-eared, but it is indeed a jujube grown in my jujube tree. Should it be counted as mine? But I didn't do anything! None of the key steps have been done!
At this moment, the official just now rushed over in a hurry: "Mr. Dachun, my wife is pregnant, and the fetus is moving!"
Damn it! It's really so fast! ! really? Just because the world in this cauldron is pregnant doesn't mean it exists in reality, right? Otherwise, what would happen to my Xiangxiang in reality?
Only then did Sun Shangxiang come to his senses and was overjoyed: "Go back home, find General Zhao Yun, and ask him to send a message to Jingzhou to announce the good news!"
Damn it! That's right. With Zhao Yun's testimony, it proves that it's not that...
Cao E smiled and said, "Madam, stop riding horses and don't get pregnant!"
7017k
