Luoyang. Yu Ting, who was promoted to second-grade embroidered clothes, stood blankly on the street.
Xiu Yi is probably the Jin Yiwei of the Eastern Han Dynasty. He is a special being who is one level above the rank of official. He also has the bonus of Jin Wu's forbidden army and receives two salaries. Originally this was a good thing that Yu Ting could never dream of, but this mission to Chang'an to investigate was simply life-threatening! Even the luggage and horses have been prepared in advance. We must leave the city before noon today.
If you think about it carefully, this Jin Wusheng embroidered clothes simply does not conform to the official procedures. The mess cannot be the operation of officials, it can only be squeezed out by Brother Ji!
What a chicken brother. I didn’t take him seriously when I saw how crazy he was. Now I realize that he was pretending to be crazy and acting like a fool. If I had known better, I should have found a ranger brother to deal with him...
And when he talked about Brother Ranger, Yu Ting felt even more heartbroken. First, the mission must be confidential and you cannot bring so many people to show off. Secondly, Yang Qiu, the real big brother, has come out. He is in urgent need of people to consolidate the power in the capital, and it is impossible to send them to Chang'an.
Ask Cai Yong for help? Cai Yong was wandering in the sky and could only wake up at night.
Looking for Wang Yun and Duan Xiyangqiu? They were having a banquet with the emperor in the palace. With Emperor Ling's fun, even if they had to drink until dark?
Looking for Shi A? Shi A was originally a migrant, but he still relied on his own investment to set up a construction company. He could not leave, and he had no connections to help him.
After much deliberation, I could only find the monk Jiangxing of Baima Temple who sold paintings together in Cai Mansion. It seems that his Buddhist name is "Monk Jiejie Crazy"?
So when the rain stopped, he immediately went to the White Horse Temple.
At this time, the White Horse Temple was busy with traffic, and various rich and noble ladies came in and out to pray for the disaster last night.
This makes Yu Ting very uncomfortable. He is the one who defended Luoyang. Is it useful to worship these Bodhisattvas? But it has to be said that Buddhism in this period was indeed a high-end activity spread among the upper class circles, and ordinary people could not even think of entering the temple. Being a monk here means you must know many dignitaries. This is what Yu Ting expects from the monk.
With Yu Ting's current position and the title of Eight Chefs, it would probably be no problem to go to the temple and find someone: "Meet the crazy master!"
The novice guarding the door was stunned for a moment: "What master?"
Yu Ting changed his words: "Quit the crazy monk."
The novice was stunned for a while, and Yu Zhi was very panicked. Didn’t the young monk recognize that this monk was so arrogant?
Finally, the little novice monk came to his senses and laughed in surprise: "In the meditation room No. 20 in the east wing, sir, come with me."
It turns out that this is the benefit of having the title of celebrity, just like a noble person! It’s no wonder that the original Crab fought hard for the title of 35th place.
Then the rain stopped and he came to the door, and suddenly there was the sound of shouting and punches coming from the door.
The young novice announced: "Someone is looking for the crazy monk."
Um? untie? The second sound?
"Enter!"
When Yu Ting entered, he saw the monk and the Black Brocade Ranger drinking. This Black Brocade Ranger often accompanies the monk to sell paintings, but no one knows his name, but he must be a master.
The monk greeted: "It's your boy. I heard that you made a great contribution by killing the demon last night?"
Yu Ting said politely: "It's all the work of the rangers, I didn't contribute much. Are you feeling better, Master?"
The monk smiled bitterly and said: "What a fart. I'm so weak that I don't even dare to go out. I only drink."
Yu Ting had no choice but to explain his purpose: "Actually, I have a secret mission to go to Chang'an——"
The monk was stunned: "You still tell me the secret? Do you understand the rules of the embroidery business?"
What am I? For your styling, you should use Sajia! It's a pity that this is the Three Kingdoms and there is no such title...
"I don't treat Master as an outsider."
The monk sneered: "Are you not an outsider? You have known me for so many days. Do you know who I am?"
Yu Ting is very confused, I just can’t guess it! As for the generals related to Buddha in the Three Kingdoms, we probably only know one Zharong. But it is impossible for Zharong to appear in Luoyang and his reputation is extremely bad. If you say he is Zharong, will you be beaten by him? He can only be from the Western Regions, but he is not a monk...
Yu Tinghan said: "The master is as mysterious as the bright moon in the sea. Even the rookies like me can't guess it."
The monk said angrily: "Unfathomable, why can't it be shallow and unpredictable?"
But the Black Brocade Ranger said: "I would like to go to Chang'an for a walk, why don't I accompany him."
The monk was stunned: "Brother, won't you drink with me?"
The Black Brocade Ranger smiled and said, "You already know the other party's secrets, so you have to show it a little bit."
The monk also smiled and said: "That's right. Then, monk, I also want to express that you, the boy, will definitely not be able to go directly to Chang'an. You will have to disguise yourself."
Yu Ting was excited: "How to disguise yourself?"
The monk smiled and said: "I will ordain you to become a monk, you become a monk!"
Yu Ting was shocked: "Real monk or fake monk?"
The monk smiled and said: "Nonsense, of course it's a real monk!"
The rain stopped and he asked in a hurry: "Can I drink and eat meat to find a wife?"
The monk said angrily: "Bullshit! Of course not! If you don't abide by the precepts, you will have no power, and you will be a piece of shit who can't do anything!"
Yu Ting panicked: "But the master is just drinking and eating meat?"
The monk made a cry: "I am a flower monk. I don't need magic power to do things with my fists. What's wrong?"
After saying that, he pulled out a pile of cassocks and other things from under the table.
——System prompt: You found the cassock, Buddhist beads, bronze bowl, and wooden fish.
Yu Ting was stunned: "Magical weapon?"
The monk smiled and said: "I have broken the precepts and have no need or desire to use it. This cassock is called the Buddha's Appearance Dharma Clothes. When you put it on, others will see your solemn appearance and won't recognize you as a rookie. Do you want it? If you want it, pass it on." Your mantle!”
It’s actually a magical weapon that conceals the player’s identity! !
Yu Ting was so excited: "I want it! Thank you Master for the generous gift!"
The monk said angrily: "It's not like my brother is going to go, you have to be strong and can't hold my brother back."
Yu Ting asked in surprise, "I still don't know the name of this eldest brother?"
The Black Brocade Ranger sighed: "Ma Kou!"
Is this a person's name? Well, no wonder he never registers his number to outsiders.
But the monk was happy: "Start shaving your head. You have already thought about your Dharma name, and you are going to quit sex!"
Yu stopped anxiously: "Isn't this Dharma title too... too weird?"
The monk's expression was calm: "Remember, when wearing this magic weapon, you cannot use the thought of silver evil, otherwise you will not be able to use it! If you usually have too much silver evil, it will also affect the magic weapon..."
Damn it! What is the difference between this and being a eunuch?
…
Finally, when the rain stopped and I shaved off all the hair and put it on my cassock, an indescribable force enveloped my whole body!
Yu Ting was shocked again. This power was completely different from before. What was the principle of this magic weapon? If you can continue to be so awesome, let alone become a monk, what's the harm even if your penis is cut off?
"No more nonsense, let's go."
After the rain stopped, he bowed and said thanks: "Thank you, Master!"
The monk raised his glass again and said, "Brother, let's go!"
Marco nodded, raised his glass and drank it in one gulp.
Then the two of them walked out of the temple calmly. The players I met along the way really didn’t recognize me! Awesome!
When passing by the Fairy and Demon Forum in a restaurant, Yu Ting wanted to see how famous he was, but in the end he held back. How could any NPC watch this?
But it doesn't matter, immediately some players were shocked: "What's going on? Brother Yu's ranking has risen again, directly to 27th, the last eight!"
Yu Ting was so excited that his whole body was shaking. The blessing of this magic weapon directly raised his ranking from the bottom of the Eight Chefs to the Eighth Level! This is amazing! Who is this monk?
In the midst of excitement, all the players on the street were excited: "Brother Chicken is here!"
"Hey, hey, isn't it? He's accompanied by a beautiful general!!"
Yu Ting couldn't help but turn his eyes in surprise, and suddenly saw Brother Ji, who was dressed in official robes, getting off the Zhong family's motorcade and entering the bank. The person getting off next to him was a female general dressed as a noble lady! Could this... be Zhong Yao's wife Zhang Changpu?
This chicken brother doesn't accompany Emperor Ling to a banquet, but only hooks up with this...
——Buddha's Magical Instrument Improvement: Warning! There must be no jealousy or anger, otherwise it will affect the effect of the magic weapon.
Damn it!
Ignore it! ! Calm down, I will come back, don't be complacent.
After leaving the city, on the sparsely populated Yima Official Road, Yu Ting couldn't help but ask Ma Kou: "Brother, why did the little novice call his master the master of solving the madness?"
After all, if you directly ask the master's origin, you will definitely not be able to find out, so I went around in circles.
Marco said calmly: "The lockdown has been lifted. You must stop shouting like crazy."
Yu stopped stunned: "It's not quitting, it's solution? Isn't it the madness of a lunatic?"
"The seal of the great official in the border area."
Unblock! That is melting! ! Is it possible that he is really in love?
Damn it! Yu Ting really regretted missing the opportunity of that perfect reward!
Then the only choice is to go to Chang'an and work hard.
Yu Ting asked: "What is the key to Chang'an's investigation?"
Ma Kou said solemnly: "There are three investigations. One is the prevalence of witchcraft in Chang'an. Luo Yao and Zhang Jiao are both famous in Chang'an, so they are not easy to mess with. The other is to investigate the tombs of the former Han emperors whose tombs were stolen. The last is Weiyang Palace."
Finally got a clue! It is much better than knowing nothing.
Yu Ting sincerely admired him: "Thank you for your advice, brother!"
