When Emperor Ling heard this, he was really stunned: "Are you comparing me to Emperor Wu?"
Brother Chicken recognized the smell immediately. In fact, old fans who are familiar with the Three Kingdoms know that Emperor Ling has a lot of jokes. One of them is that Emperor Ling asked a certain official: "How do I compare with Emperor Huan?", and the official replied: "Your Majesty wants to compare with Emperor Huan, so... Like Yu Shun and Tang Yao Bide..."
Although Emperor Ling felt that he was being ridiculed, he was not really stupid at all, and he did not kill him.
Of course, Brother Ji also saw the personality of Emperor Ling from this joke: First, he is indeed motivated. Second, if you are self-aware and embarrassed to compare with other emperors, you can only dare to compare with Emperor Huan. All I can say is that the situation is small, so you have to be confident!
So Chicken Brother beat the chicken blood fiercely: "Yes, of course it is to compare with Emperor Wu! As long as Emperor Wu is used as the benchmark, even if the final achievement is not as good as Emperor Wu, it will still be better than ordinary emperors."
This is the chicken blood commonly used by the Chicken Brother organization: people should have lofty goals and strive for the president. Even if they fail to become president in the end, they are still much better than ordinary people. This trick can be said to be tried and tested every time!
Emperor Ling sighed: "Do I have an end?"
Brother Ji was shocked: "Why did your Majesty say this?"
Emperor Ling looked at the sick tiger rooster: "I actually know the rumors in Luoyang. They say that my emperor's star is dim and disturbed by the Xianbei Tan Stone Hua. Fortunately, General Tianwei has renewed my luck. But tonight, I always feel……"
The thigh that I finally hugged, even if it is Tuogu, I still need more time to operate the foundation plug. How can I not resist tonight?
Brother Ji was anxious: "Your Majesty, I don't understand the astrology, but I understand the ways of people's hearts! Your Majesty, ask yourself, who really supports you?"
Emperor Ling shook his head: "My mother, uncle, wife, and uncle can't trust me anymore. I can only trust Shi Chang Shi."
Brother Ji clapped his hands and said: "That's right, the Shi Changshi are eunuchs. Without His Majesty, they are nothing. They must be loyal to His Majesty, but others, Yuan Shu directly took the jade seal, they are eager to——"
As soon as he heard the word Yuxi, Emperor Ling's expression changed and he coughed violently, suddenly coughing up thick phlegm and blood congestion!
Damn it! ! ! This fat man is really going to die!
Brother Chicken didn't dare to think it was dirty, so he wiped it dry with his sleeves as if it were chicken manure.
Emperor Ling sighed: "Look..."
We’ve come this far! Brother Ji simply decided to make a big move and let Gou Jian taste shit, put it on his tongue and lick it to taste!
Emperor Ling was stunned for a moment: "What are you doing?"
Damn shit is more disgusting than chicken poop. I am being a bitch. Damn it! ! !
Brother Chicken's expression remained unchanged and he started to make up nonsense: "Your Majesty, this is not a flattering villain. This villain is a chicken master. This chicken master has a unique skill which is to taste chicken droppings to check the status of the fighting cocks. Only then can he raise a chicken like General Tianwei. Invincible fighting cock.”
Emperor Ling was also shocked: "The chicken master has such a unique skill? This is the first time I have heard of it. Can you tell me about it?"
Damn it, you're going to die and you're still thinking about cockfighting. This is - it's an advantage! Look at me tricking dead chickens into living things!
Chicken Brother got excited: "Your Majesty, if you were really about to die and lost all hope, you would definitely not ask about Chicken Master's secret knowledge - Your Majesty, ask yourself, does your Majesty feel like you are going to go?"
Emperor Ling sighed: "I haven't had enough fun. I don't seek immortality, I just want to borrow another five hundred years from heaven..."
That's fine, if it had been another five hundred years, no matter how chaotic it was, there would probably be nothing wrong with it.
Chicken Brother said: "There is an air of depression in your Majesty's blood. This air is not external poison. It is the air of being jealous of yourself and doubting yourself. In fact, this kind of situation often happens in cockfighting. For example, after losing two battles, The fighting cock becomes sluggish and timid, and begins to doubt its own abilities!”
Emperor Ling was also excited: "What should we do?"
Chicken Brother said: "Cockfighting is easy. Just find a few chickens that look ferocious, but actually have hidden wounds and haven't been around for a long time and kill them. Then your confidence will be restored and your depression will dissipate! So when I see this Luoyang cockfighting ring, any gamecock that loses the battle will be defeated." It is actually not advisable to be killed and eaten directly, because the defeated chicken also has its final important value."
Emperor Ling sighed: "I see! The main reason is that these princes in Luoyang are too extravagant and cannot tolerate losers."
Having said this, Emperor Ling thought of business: "Then what should I do? I can't find someone to kill me, right?"
Brother Chicken said: "Of course not. What I want to say is that most of the time, people don't die from illness, but from frightening themselves to death. Even if Your Majesty is a little sick, but he hears rumors with ulterior motives, he will become suspicious of evil spirits. All kinds of depressive energy are stagnated, and minor illnesses are suppressed into serious illnesses, which scare me to death!"
Emperor Ling was shocked: "Is this really so?"
It must be so! Even if you don’t believe it, your desire to survive will be strong enough to make you choose to believe it!
Brother Ji continued to talk nonsense: "There is also one of the horoscopes that says that Tan Shihuai is very powerful? I don't believe it. Hulu has no national destiny for a hundred years, and he doesn't have salt, iron, food, or armor. How can he be so powerful? Just by his livelihood. There are so many people, so hungry that they can’t feed the whole family? I thought he was having a comeback—in fact, I also heard a rumor spread by a rookie from Cai Yong’s place!”
Anyway, Cai Yong is spreading rumors tonight. He made up a random rumor and slapped him on it!
Emperor Ling became more and more excited: "What did Cai Zhonglang say?"
Brother Ji did not forget to be rigorous: "Your Majesty, I did not say that this was said by Cai Yong, I only said that it was spread by Cai Yong's rookie."
"Speak quickly, speak quickly!"
Brother Ji said: "This Tan Shi Huai is actually dead a long time ago. He deliberately made such an imposing appearance in retrospect, and then cooperated with the Emperor Star in Luoyang to stir up rumors. He just wanted to frighten His Majesty and let His Majesty get ahead of him. collapse."
Emperor Ling was shocked: "Is this really so!?"
It must be so, this is based on historical facts! Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty died in 189, and Tan Shihuai died in 181!
Brother Ji said: "Your Majesty, think about it. Although this Tan Shihuai is in his prime, he is marching east and west non-stop during the day, and at night he is fighting with a group of women to give birth to offspring. There is not much nourishment in the bitter cold land, and the various water sources are not clean. Not to mention that there are evil spirits in the north who are specifically targeting him. He does not have General Tianwei to exorcise evil spirits for him. This kind of person will not live long! Your Majesty is different. Your Majesty is pampered and pampered. Even though he is tired, he has a powerful elixir and God's power. Will the general be unable to defeat him if he exorcises evil spirits?"
Emperor Ling's face lit up with enthusiasm when he heard this: "Of course! Even though I can't compare with Emperor Wu, I still have the confidence to live longer than a barbarian!"
After saying that, he coughed again and again in excitement, and coughed up a pool of blood.
Brother Ji suppressed his nausea and repeated his old trick, and then said with a happy face: "Your Majesty! Your anger is not as strong as before! So your Majesty must cheer up and have confidence. As long as you survive tonight, your Majesty will find capable people to help you. It’s not impossible to directly pursue Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty!”
Emperor Ling was extremely pleased: "Isn't a capable man right in front of me? I will make you the Chang Shilang, and you will be my Dongfang Shuo. From now on, you can freely enter the palace to meet me!"
Dongfang Shuo was an official! It's the same level as Shi Changshi, and you don't need to cut your balls!
Brother Ji kowtowed in ecstasy: "Thank you Lord for your kindness!"
In the final analysis, it is all about giving the emperor some chicken blood to sustain him. If he can survive for one more day, I, the regular servant, will be stable for one more day!
The knocked copper coins flying around immediately inspired Brother Chicken: "Your Majesty should have another difficult matter in your heart, and I am willing to help your Majesty resolve it!"
Emperor Ling smiled heartily: "What's the matter?"
Brother Ji said: "This is the money! Your Majesty cares about their thoughts, but he also has his own thoughts, so he can't decide to pay attention."
Emperor Ling was delighted: "What should I do if I love you?"
Brother Ji said: "Leave it to me to run it! Although I work in the Zhong family's industry, I am actually an outsider. Therefore, I know my situation and will definitely be loyal to His Majesty like Shi Changshi. And precisely because I work in the Zhong family, Leaving it to the ministers is equivalent to giving the money back to the Zhong family in face, and they can accept it in their hearts. With such a harmonious relationship among the ministers, your majesty can also use the ministers' hands to control them, which is the best of both worlds!"
Emperor Ling burst into laughter and spurted blood: "Okay, okay! You are my Sang Hongyang!"
Brother Ji was ecstatic: "Is Your Majesty still depressed?"
Emperor Ling smiled and said: "It feels much more comfortable!"
While we were laughing, the market clock sounded: "It's midnight!!"
Emperor Ling's face straightened up, and Brother Ji said: "Your Majesty, what a trivial matter! General Tianwei will do this again..."
…
On June 3rd, midnight finally arrived!
Dachun, who had been monitoring the movements of the Pleiades Chicken, was really shocked!
This chicken guy is awesome. Is he probably the biggest official among the players? He also took away all Zhong Huang’s financial resources. Is this the strength of Brother Ji? As long as a time traveler has a chance, no matter how frustrated he was before, he can still make a comeback!
Void Sun Rat said: "It works, the Emperor Star shines brightly!"
Dachun was shocked: "Is this possible?"
Xu Sunshu said: "It should be a return to light!"
Damn it! Who is going to shine again?
Dachun said in shock: "How long can that last?"
Xu Sun Rat said in a deep voice: "I don't know! But the more powerful the Emperor Star is, the more scruples the demons in the palace may have. What's more, the Pleiades Sun Chicken has just eliminated a powerful enemy. I believe that this Luoyang Palace can still Stay stable - the key is your side!"
That's right, Dachun sensed a large number of energy bodies swarming in from outside the fairyland!
Fight!
