The cock crows in Luoyang.
Today is another day for Chicken Brother to pretend to be crazy. Ever since the thunderstorm in Luoyang the night before the emperor's fox fight, Chicken Brother was also released from the demon's possession by the Yellow Bird Immortal Lord sent by the emperor. Brother Chicken has followed the instructions of the Immortal Lord - pretending to be crazy every day!
As long as he pretends to be crazy, it means that the demon is still in his body, but something has gone wrong and he cannot fully control it. Even though the demon behind the scenes is unhappy, he is still tolerant.
If he is not crazy, then it means that the possession failed, it means that the demon that possessed him was destroyed by him, and the demon behind the scenes has to kill him, right?
So one can imagine Brother Chicken’s fear of pretending to be crazy.
But after pretending for two days, Chicken Brother suddenly found that he was excited. First, because the publicity was in place, he said that he was using too much force in the cockfight, which caused his anger to go awry, so it was reasonable to make the reason public. Second, there is no need to be frightened when meeting everyone for fear of offending someone by saying the wrong thing. Anyway, you are shaking and shaking when you see everyone, so you can live freely! After all, Luoyang is full of wealthy officials. Saying the wrong thing will offend people, and ignoring them will offend people even more.
Third, Brother Chicken discovered that the sick Tiger Tianwei General Chicken could actually understand what Aba and Aba were saying, and he could also respond positively with "Big Brother" and "Brother Big Brother". Not only was there no barrier to communication, it was even better than before. It was more like directing a chicken, and Shopkeeper Qian was even more surprised.
Fourth, shopkeeper Qian realized that he was a half-stupid fool, so he put some very inexplicable projects in his own name. For example, the recent project of the chicken and Buddha painting by the monks of the White Horse Temple and Cai Yong had a profit of Hang it in your own name. In name, you are rewarding yourself for your merit, but in reality you are taking the blame, right?
In any case, I can be considered to have a Luoyang industry in name, and at least the position of the 50th can be temporarily suspended.
Once you have money, of course you have to go out and look for opportunities. Do you fully expect the Zhong family to take more blame?
But I didn't see the opportunity, and there were a lot of crises - Brother Ji saw the knight-errant brothers of Luoyang's second brother Yu Ting.
To be honest, when Brother Ji was in Yongchang, how did he ever know that there was such a person in Luoyang? As a result, Zhong Huang was not around, and he immediately became the biggest threat to his 50th throne!
He dared to cut Zhang Changshi's nephew's ear when the rain stopped, and he also cut his own ear. This courage was much greater than killing a chicken. He was a ruthless person! It is possible for such a ruthless person to send these rangers to assassinate him! It's just that there's Sima Gang in front of him. He's not sure if he can get into the top 50 if he kills him? If his ranking surpasses Sima Gang, it would be hard to say.
Brother Chicken is panicking! Opportunity, where is the opportunity? Luoyang is so big, Yuan Shu is starting to show off, and the world is about to start a war. How is the battle between Yongchang and Lu Bu...
In short, let’s go to the tavern forum to pay attention to today’s world trends.
As soon as Brother Chicken arrived at the tavern, a player immediately greeted him: "How are you, Brother Chicken!"
Brother Chicken: "Hello, Aba!"
All the players looked very happy: "Brother Chicken is so otherworldly!"
"Brother Ji, Yongchang Dachun rose to 12th place last night! How did Dachun develop?"
Brother Chicken's heart trembled: "Abba~~~~"
Brother Ji was instantly confused when he saw the rankings, and his shocked mood suddenly changed...
Chicken Brother would regard Sima Gang Yuting as a threat, but he would never be jealous of their thoughts. But I am jealous of Dachun! It's like someone else won the lottery and you don't feel it. But if an acquaintance from my hometown wins the lottery, it’s really unspeakably uncomfortable! What's even more uncomfortable is that I have to force a smile to congratulate him because he is an acquaintance.
If an acquaintance is pregnant again and again, and you are worried about internal and external troubles all day long, the feeling is indescribable. Maybe it is numbness?
Brother Chicken started to post numbly, and the title was "Congratulations to the West on the Spring Festival"...
The typos in the article prove that I am indeed abnormal. But the meaning actually makes sense, proving that I am not completely stupid. This half-stupid but not stupid state is what Brother Ji strives to maintain. But now Brother Chicken doesn't even need to act, he has already reached a state of complete numbness.
Brother Chicken was confused and trembling as he walked into the teahouse to listen to Dr. Tea's story. These people are the folk media of this era, and their profession is to comment on the world's heroes and sloppy jokes. And the quality is much higher than that of Yongchang Tea House. Yongchang Teahouse is full of dirty jokes and monster stories, and it feels completely out of touch with the political center of the Central Plains.
Because Brother Ji is a famous celebrity, Dr. Tea will shout: "Welcome to Brother Ji, a celebrity!" as soon as he enters the restaurant!
As usual, Brother Chicken rewarded him with a handful of copper coins. But this time, his hands shook a little more and he grabbed a lot more.
As long as you give a reward, Dr. Tea will retell it specifically for Brother Ji. I won’t let Brother Chicken miss today’s important information because he’s late.
Dr. Tea said happily: "Brother Ji is so generous. The most important thing today is that the Star Observation Tower discovered the general star that fell in the spring of longevity... The wealthy families in Wujun, Kuaiji, and Jianye all heard the news..."
Brother Ji's eyes were dazed when he heard this. He felt uncomfortable knowing these things because he couldn't play a role at all, but it was even more uncomfortable not knowing... Where is the news about Lu Bu in Nanzhong? No! No news is really big news. For example, the 12 players in Dachun explain everything. When I think of Dachun, Brother Chicken is once again confused...
While he was in a daze, Brother Chicken felt something lingering in the corner of his eye. Brother Chicken couldn't help but turn around and see that there was a tea guest sitting next to him who seemed to be shining a bead on himself - what was going on?
A female voice suddenly sounded in her mind: "The number one person in Yongchang cockfighting is well-deserved, and he has already reached the point of being dumbfounded. Zhang Meiniang is waiting for you in the Qiuju Room of Fangze Pavilion to discuss the cockfighting techniques! It must be kept confidential."
After saying that, the tea guest quietly left his seat.
Brother Chicken's eyes widened in shock, this...is this magical sound transmission, right? "She" is a fairy? Has she been paying attention to me? transfixed? Damn it, I was so stupid just because I was stimulated by Dachun's pussy. Did she still think she was dumbfounded? I'm a human, not a chicken - wait! Zhang Meiniang?
Isn’t this the legendary Zhang Jiao’s daughter? When he formed a team with Zhong Huang and the others, Zhong Huang mentioned this matter to Jiandong Lai. After the failure of the Yellow Turban Uprising, Zhang Meiniang escaped with Zhang Jiao's "Nanhua Immortal Book", but was captured alive by Cao Pi. Infatuated with her beauty and coveting her fairy books...
Brother Chicken suddenly figured out, I am the number one person in cockfighting! Talents like mine should have been highly sought after in Luoyang, where cockfighting is popular, but I was not sought after. There are so many rich and powerful officials here, who would be nice to me, a chicken master?
Then there is only the Yellow Turban Taiping Road. With their penetrating power, it is inevitable to pay attention to me and find me! I just never expected that they would appear when I was most depressed and confused. Opportunity! This is the opportunity I'm waiting for!
