Luoyang.
Perhaps Dachun Cricket has excellent aptitude, or perhaps Dachun itself has a strong talent for peeing and peeing. Cricket's practice progressed very quickly, and he soon learned the word "stinky"! As soon as a move is made, the word "stinky fart" will be sprayed out, just like in some anime when the move is enlarged, the screen will close up and mark a line of calligraphy "Beidou Friendship Breaking Fist" or the like.
And Dachun really stunk himself! Perhaps this is the artistic conception. As long as you believe that your own farts stink, let alone others? Not to mention that as soon as the fart comes out, it turns into a jet cricket and speeds away.
In short, with such great progress, it is probably time to go out and relax. After all, this is Luoyang, the most prosperous city on earth in this era.
Well, mainly to find Diao Chan. As for Wenji, she’s already in the pot, so don’t worry!
So Cricket left the words "Go out and play" on the table, then got out of the window, fluttered his wings, jumped and sprayed out and glided into the air, giving a panoramic view of the busy Luoyang in the morning.
It's so prosperous. It's really not on the same level as Wuwei. And when he thought that his master over at Wuwei was so sleepy that he was too tired to even dream, Dachun couldn't help but feel deeply worried. Will he be able to recover in time? However, in terms of personal cultivation, the level of the small one is much better than that of the large one. If the large one really loses it...
In short, the trumpet must hurry up!
The crickets flew all the way and soon arrived at the Wang Situ Mansion that they had found last night. As expected, the Sangong Mansion was as grand as a primary school.
Then soon I saw dozens of women in gorgeous uniforms combing each other's hair and makeup in the backyard. This must be Wang Situ’s domestic singer! It’s just that none of them have the halo of generals. Is it because Diao Chan has a high status and doesn't hang out with ordinary singers? Or have you gone to the bathroom? Will you meet everyone later?
Crickets flew to the eaves and waited for inspection.
Then Dachun was shocked. How could these singers and dancers be ordinary? They are all stunning, no worse than Yunlu Guoguo and the others on the screen, and they have the bonus of gorgeous outfits, which makes them even better! If they were all like this, how stunning would Diao Chan, whose charm score is 100, be?
After finishing dressing up and playing all kinds of drums and harps, these singers began to rehearse their dance.
Diao Chan never appeared.
Dachun wondered, could it be that she went to worship the moon at night and catch up on her nap during the day? But I was here last night and didn’t see anyone coming out?
While he was struggling, a fat lady came to the front desk and knocked on the door and shouted: "Miss, are you done with your makeup? The young master of the Wang family came here early in the morning and has been waiting for an hour!"
The room shouted: "Coming!"
A woman wearing a dazzling gold crown on her head, a thin red gauze on her face, and a purple-red robe pushed out the door. Suddenly there was a dazzling halo of generals under her feet!
Dachun was shocked, could this be... Diao Chan! ? pretty? of course! Obviously a level more expensive than the dancers present... But...
Looking at her graceful figure entering the front hall, Dachun always felt something was wrong? Her purple dress matched Zhuge Guo's! If there is no comparison, I really can't tell, but once I compare, I always feel that Zhuge Guo is superior.
Could it be that Diao Chan, who reached the top with her charm, is not as good as Zhuge Guo? Or is it because the short skirt Zhuge Guo wears, and the goodwill he accumulates from time to time, have the bonus of being pleasing to the eye?
Also, it seems that Diao Chan went out specifically to pick up guests? It feels too vulgar! But think about it, which prince, prince or noble son wouldn’t want to be kissed and loved? No matter how great an official Wang Situ is, he can't offend everyone, right?
Not right either! Dachun immediately realized that the biggest thing was wrong, and that was the brightness of her star halo! Very bright, but not brighter than Ma Chao, nor brighter than Zhao E. Will such one of the four beauties of the ages be inferior to Zhao E?
No matter, let's go to her room and take a look.
So the crickets flew under the eaves, climbed the beams as usual, and then entered the house through the small crack. The big room was fragrant and gorgeous, and the cabinets stacked with various treasures were lined up like a library! Are these all gifts from my brother-in-law? This treatment is much better than that of the girl at the front desk, Zhao Aier's dormitory! but--
Dachun was very disappointed.
It’s not that Diao Chan is not good, she is indeed amazing! But I am no longer the old bachelor young man I was ten days ago. I already have senior experience in Baihua Cong. I just feel that Diao Chan has not met my expectations and has not formed an absolute advantage over Guoguo Yunlu and the others. . Not to mention that her status as a receptionist is not as good as that of Zhao Aier's front desk girl.
Dachun saw a pile of changed clothes on the bed chair.
Well, no matter what, here comes a kiss!
The crickets happily flew to the clothes, and took a deep sniff...it smelled so good! After all, Diao Chan? Perhaps, we can take advantage of this artistic conception to practice the word "fragrance" now? Well, that's it. The atmosphere here is definitely better than Cai's study. If Diao Chan comes back, will you find a chance to chat with her?
So, Dachun got under his clothes and indulged in selflessness, and then fell asleep again and again.
I don't know how long it took, but Cricket suddenly heard the sound of the cabinet door opening from the room.
Dachun suddenly became alert: What's going on?
Light footsteps came from the cabinet, and the footsteps came towards the clothes. Da Chun was so shocked that he didn't even dare to show his head.
Then the clothes were picked up, and Dachun immediately smelled the smell of hot sweat mixed with rouge! This is? The smell was just like Ma Yunlu when I met Wan Lian on the first day, but the rouge was suitable, not as exaggerated as hers... This? Could it be that the maid wants to collect the clothes for washing? Damn it! Then run away quickly!
Cricket hurriedly showed her head, and suddenly found a dazzling halo of generals under her smooth and sweaty wooden slippers!
Damn it! ! ! The brightness of this halo is as dazzling as a car light! Much better than Ma Chao and Zhao E!
Could it be that she is Diao Chan? The one who went out earlier...
While she was dazed, her vision went dark, and she entered the cabinet again. The cabinet door was closed, and the cabinet door inside was opened!
Dachun understood. This was the secret passage through the cabinet door in the room. No, according to the structure of Cai Yong's family, it was probably a secret place.
——System prompt: You have entered the fairyland "Moon Worshiping and Incense Burning Garden"!
this! ? It’s actually a fairyland? !
Dachun completely understood, this is the real Diao Chan! Only the four beauties of the ages are worthy of the treatment in fairyland. Then the one who went out just now should be a random dancer... That's not right. How could a random dancer have the halo of a general? Or do you want to spend a 6-star clone like Wang Yi? But the aura of her avatar is too dazzling!
Putting down his clothes, Dachun immediately felt a rush of heat or water vapor below. Was it a hot spring?
Then I heard the sound of taking off her clothes and getting into the water. She was taking a shower! ?
understood! Ma Yunlu trains hard until midnight! As a top singing and dancing girl, you have to practice hard every day to make yourself sweat. How can you socialize with those young men? She must have practiced hard all morning and then took a shower!
At this moment, Dachun was excited! The previously disillusioned expectations have returned. What does Diao Chan really look like?
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