In Luoyang, the gongs and drums of the emperor leaving the palace resounded throughout Luoyang City, and people all over the city turned out to watch the excitement.
Sima Gang waited anxiously at the back door of Cai Mansion.
The sky suddenly became cool and dark. When I looked up, I saw dark clouds coming from nowhere, covering the imperial city.
Sima Gang was once again sure that he was a monster! Noon is the time when the monster is most depressed, so he is covered with a dark cloud. In order to deal with a chicken, not only a bull's knife is used, but also a demon's knife is clearly used!
Is this the method of the demon in the palace? If this is true for dealing with a chicken, what about dealing with people and Cai Wenji?
Sima Gang suddenly felt scared, but there was no turning back.
Three quarters past noon.
The back door of Cai Mansion opened and a one-horse carriage drove out. Sima Gang's expression changed.
The coachman waved directly, and suddenly he was the diner who had spoken in the morning. Sima Gang immediately sat next to the groom. A faint scent of rouge wafted out from the car curtain!
Sima Gang's heart trembled, Cai Wenji must be in the car! This fragrance...is worth my time!
But can we leave the city just like this? It feels too...
Sima Gang hurriedly asked: "What should I do?"
The coachman said in a deep voice: "Help get out of the city!"
I thought you had some clever plan, and you actually asked me to help?
Sima Gang suspected that he heard wrongly: "How can I help?"
The coachman frowned: "Aren't you a capable person introduced by Wang Taishou?"
I……
All right! There's Cai Wenji in the carriage. If you don't even have this ability, why won't you be looked down upon by her? Moreover, the goalkeeper in Luoyang usually does not block cars because there are too many cars entering and exiting and it will be blocked if he stops. Second, there are too many wealthy people riding in the car, and they get scolded when they get stuck, and they can’t afford to offend...
While he was thinking about it, the carriage ran all the way to the city gate, and then he immediately saw the goalkeeper reacting. It was obvious that he was about to block the carriage!
Sima Gang's heart twitched, he was targeted!
The coachman said solemnly: "It's up to you!"
Can I still beat them down? The only way is to use the art of war!
Sima Gang's heart twitched, and he reached into his pocket with his left hand and opened the way with a large amount of copper coins and broken silver. There was a loud crash!
"I lost my money!"
At this moment, the eyes of the people near the city gate gathered together! But the generals guarding the gate were unmoved!
Damn it! ! !
Sima Gang put his right hand into the lining pocket, and a large handful of banknotes spilled out like paper money!
And he wailed uncontrollably: "My banknote! It's tens of thousands taels!!"
At this moment, the people in the audience swarmed and shouted: "The banknotes!"
Sima Gang shouted again: "Master Jun, help me, I am Zhang Changshi's man——"
Zhang Changshi's name is so powerful in Luoyang! The sky is filled with banknotes, so there is no room for hesitation!
The gatekeepers will instantly lose the ability to think, and rush towards the people in a swarm: "No grabbing, I will spit them out..."
Taking advantage of this momentary gap, the carriage sped out of the city!
Sima Gang collapsed on the seat, his mind went blank! The flying banknotes are really like paper money for my own funeral...
After running far away, the driver asked: "It's not really tens of thousands taels, is it?"
Sima Gang was weak: "It's only a few thousand taels..."
Then Sima Gang immediately cheered up. Can Cai Zhonglang reimburse him for a few thousand taels? No, he is an upright official! Damn it! That's not right. Compared with Cai Wenji, money is nothing. Cao Cao can destroy the Huns! It’s better to focus on the emotional relationship to get back the original value!
Sima Gang quickly turned around and asked, "Is Miss Cai frightened?"
The car curtain opened, and a rich scent of rouge hit my nostrils! Sima Gang was suffocated!
A woman wearing a gauze hat to cover her face and dressed as a lady... five big and three thick... This... Sima Gang was stunned as if he had been struck by lightning, and his mind went blank again!
The driver turned around in shock: "How-"
At this moment, the coachman shook his hands in shock, and the horse he was pulling let out a loud roar!
"Who are you!!!??"
The five big three said in a deep voice: "Fang Yue, can't you think of it?"
——Ah wow! ! !
Sima Gang spurted out stomach acid along with his breakfast! ! !
The coachman shivered in shock: "Isn't it Miss? When did you get up?"
Fang Yue said in a deep voice: "You should understand! As long as the other party mistakenly thinks that Miss Cai has escaped from the city, Miss Cai is the safest! After all, Cai Zhonglang loves his daughter so much, how dare he take such a risk to let his daughter out of the city right away? There must be pursuers behind! As long as the pursuers dare to come, Fang will let them die without any evidence!"
It turned out to be a trick within a trick!
Sima Gang finally took a breath, wiped his tears and nose, turned around and asked: "Then our mission -"
As a result, I couldn’t even look at him!
"Uh-huh, wow, wow, wow--"
I vomited all the way again! ! !
Fang Yue said calmly: "Yes, our mission is to travel around the world to attract the attention of pursuers and demons in the palace. Wherever we go, we must eradicate evil in the name of Miss Cai, and publicize Miss Cai's merits to win the hearts of the people of the world. , let the demon have some scruples!"
Sima Gang vomited and his whole body twitched, sore and weak. If under normal circumstances Fang Yue has a "Wu Xi" temperament that makes people want to laugh, then with this bloated women's clothing and this vulgar rouge, is he really invincible?
As soon as he smelled the disgusting smell of rouge, Sima Gang couldn't control it again: "Oh wow wow wow..."
I vomited out the sour water! Sima Gang couldn't even cry anymore! Even before I kill the enemy, I will be disgusted to death by him...
…
Douyuan. Emperor Ling and all the officials in the city gathered together.
The first game is between General Tianwei and Black Tengu, the strongest dog fighting dog.
There is no suspense. Compared to yesterday when General Tianwei stood directly on the dog's head to walk the dog, today's general obviously showed a lot of respect to the most powerful fighting dog by standing on the dog's back!
In this position, the dog cannot bite, so it can only roll around. This means that the physical exertion of both parties is not at the same level.
Watching this first game, Emperor Ling yawned repeatedly, but the audience was filled with great anticipation!
In short, after two quarters of an hour, the fighting dog had no energy left. The general stepped on the dog's head proudly, and the dog fighting master took the initiative to admit defeat.
Then there is a break of two quarters of an hour with singing and dancing.
In the past quarter of an hour, shopkeeper Qian was also risking his life, feeding the elixir like crazy!
When the break came, a gong sounded, and amid whispers in the audience, a mink with mottled skin and shiny skin was brought up in a cage!
Watching the mink eagerly tossing and turning in circles in the cage, Brother Chicken felt anxious!
In terms of size, this marten is not even as big as a chicken, but in terms of strength, bite force, and deft defense... Brother Chicken remembered a legend that under the same size, the mink family is invincible! Fighting cocks stand upright on two legs, and their dexterity is actually not as good as that of ferrets...
Brother Chicken seemed to feel the tension of the general in his hand. He kept inhaling, and his chest and abdomen doubled in size! This situation has never been seen in previous games!
Brother Chicken could only pray: "Brother! Let's fight hard..."
The second gong sounds!
Open the cage! Let the chickens go!
At the moment when the cage was opened, the general, who had taken enough breath, let out a wild roar, as if a loudspeaker exploded. Everyone in the audience was so shocked that their eardrums exploded and they involuntarily plugged their ears——
Under the direct impact of the rooster's crow, the marten was shocked and failed to rush out of the cage immediately - but the general swooped up and blocked it in the cage and pecked it wildly!
