Dachun woke up and saw that it was already afternoon.
At this time, the entire hill was bald, and outside the hill there was really a circle of earth and wood... accumulations as tall as one person.
Dachun was really stunned by the destructive ability of the mandrill. This was clearly a humanoid excavator!
Guan San also breathed a sigh of relief: "The mandrill has stopped its violent state, and I don't even need to control the poison anymore."
Hua Wan also smiled and said: "That's right. It looks like this mandrill has been completely tamed. But the control of the poison still needs to be continued. After all, the mind is low to avoid accidents."
Yes, this is equivalent to the manual mode of an automatic car, it must be used.
Hua Wan looked at the sky again: "The danger at night in the Great Wasteland is far greater than that during the day. Some powerful monsters that usually do not appear during the day may appear. Anyway, we have built a circle of earth walls, so let's spend the night here. . Or monsters waiting to take advantage of the terrain will come to seek death."
That's right! Stay the night~~~ Anyway, the water-proof cover of the demon dragon can only cover the seat, that is, with me...
Dachun was excited but did not forget about business: "But this wall feels very unstable."
Hua Wan smiled and said: "We still have a lot of time now. This mandrill has surrendered again. We can teach it the skills of controlling the poison!"
Guan San said in a dull voice: "As a military commander, I'm sorry."
Well... Indeed, as a military commander, she can't even help Snow Beauty with her big hand. What other skills can she teach besides killing?
But Hua Wan was happy: "Tell me the secret formula of the worm, and I'll play!"
Dachun was surprised: "You can do it too?"
Hua Wan said angrily: "Isn't it weird?"
Damn it! What nonsense are you talking about? She knows so many strange flowers...
Dachun hurriedly apologized: "I was stupid!"
Hua Wan laughed: "Actually, my mother really doesn't know how to do it, so she asked me to learn things that she doesn't know how to do. I'm learning Taoism, psychics, and flower poison... I'm at this level. Can I become a doctor in the Central Plains?"
Does Zhu Rong know so many things? It doesn't matter, as long as you can be a female general!
Dachun was a little embarrassed: "It seems not possible, the examination subjects are different..." The key is that there must be a recommendation from a big boss.
Hua Wan snorted coldly: "You have to learn the Six Arts of some kind of Confucian classics, right?"
Dachun was even more embarrassed: "Actually, Zhuge Liang might not have been able to pass those subjects. These are useful in prosperous times but not in troubled times. Don't worry about it."
Hua Wan snorted coldly: "But my mother cares about it. She always thinks that those are high-end, forget it - formulas and formulas."
As the Guan San mantra continued to be recited, Hua Wan quickly controlled the mandrill's movements, and after surrendering, the mandrill's movements became extremely smooth!
Huawan was happy: "It's so fun, let's teach it a peacock dance first!"
Then the giant ape really twisted its waist, raised its legs, stretched its arms, pinched the orchid, and started moving with its fingers!
Damn it! She can also dance! but--
Although Dachun couldn't see the full range of the mandrill's movements from his seat, just looking at the orchid finger made him sick and speechless! If you look at it from below, it won’t blind your eyes!
Hua Wan was even happier: "How can we just dance without singing? Come on, come on, you come and sing!"
Can you not sing?
Do you still want the female general's talisman? Dachun immediately remembered the Yongchang folk songs of Xiaowu Sect, and there was nothing he could do!
"A-mei's hand is free for brother to touch. A-mei says love words to brother, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah..."
Hua Wan laughed loudly and threw herself into Dachun's arms: "Come on, my sister's hands are here, touch and touch..."
Seriously, ah ah ah~~~ This is not only a cool thing, but also a talent! Talent is indeed important, fifth brother, I thank you...
Dachun's heart was beating wildly: "Did I really touch it?"
"Touch it, as long as you don't mind the sweaty pimples, rub them into strips and rub them out~~~"
How could it be possible that...
A feeling of greasy electric shock surged through the whole body, and Dachun was so excited and trembling that he wanted to cry! Can you change the lyrics to something else...
But when it came to singing and singing, the mandrill did not stop. While twisting, he twisted the bundles of pulled out weeds and various kinds of wood branches into bundles, and then used his strong grip to twist them into twists and ropes. , and then tie a knot every time you twist out a section...
Hua Wan suddenly stopped laughing and said, "Do you know what the use of this is?"
Dachun asked in surprise: "The one who protects against monsters?"
Hua Wan chuckled: "It's the leg of the monster that was soaked in the water. Don't look at this straw rope. It's not heavy. Guess how tight and heavy it will be after it's soaked in the water?"
Not only is it heavy, but it also becomes extremely sticky due to the effect of triggering water surface tension, causing it to keep pulling!
Dachun nodded repeatedly: "It's very, very heavy! Very, very tight!"
Hua Wan solemnly said: "Yes! It's very, very heavy. This is the true way of overcoming strength with softness. No matter how fierce the monster is, it will be unable to break out if it stumbles on this kind of water rope. If it just jumps around, it will be hurt." We have a chance. Then look at the mud tree wall that Mandrill just built, do you think it is unstable?"
Dachun seemed to understand: "But if you fall down and you can't get up right away?"
Hua Wan smiled and said: "Yes! If it were a hard wooden wall, then it would be a head-to-head encounter with a bison and a rhinoceros. It's probably not as hard as a rhinoceros... I'll tie the rope a few times and put it in the water later, and water the earthen wall more. If you pour some water, those ordinary monsters will stumble and rush into the branches of the mud wall. They will not be able to get out for a while. You can kill it just in time, and then its corpses will be piled up in front of the mud wall. A wall!”
Dachun nodded repeatedly: "That makes sense!"
Huawan added: "Besides, you, a mandrill, have never surrendered before. You are stiff and fierce, which is actually a waste of energy. Do you know why long spears are always made of bamboo poles, and iron spears are rarely used? That is an iron spear. It’s heavy and not as useful as a bamboo gun... So I should teach it to dance so that it can relax and exert force. The same goes for this braided rope. It is said that softness overcomes hardness, but it is not strong enough and it is impossible to get such a soft rope, so This is all to teach the mandrill to be strong and soft at the same time..."
This is really a literary lady! But Dachun still has a feeling that rather than saying that she knows a lot, it’s better to say that she really knows how to play! What you play is the details of battlefield hunting, and details determine success or failure.
Hua Wan said happily, and started laughing again, letting the mandrill dance, and then letting Dachun continue singing.
I want to change the lyrics!
So, it was mid-afternoon again, the sun was setting in the sweltering mist, and as expected, the strange roar that had not stopped during the day came from the swamp.
After two or three hours of "weaving machine" output, the mandrill had already weaved three circles of thick twisted grass ropes surrounding the small mound and submerged them in the mud. The "human excavator" also restarted the mud tree wall to dig soil and strengthen it, and used its big hands to water the mud and soak it.
It has to be said that this is becoming more and more flexible and smart, and Dachun suspects that he can make money by relying on it to take charge of city repair projects.
Then the next step is to recover and rest, while waiting for the monsters to come over at night to give them magic pills and experience...
